[SayvedByTheLord]

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Jesus did not send me here. I saw the "is your child a godless goth?" thread and the stuff people posted made me really angry. That's what led me to join this site, so that I could voice my opinions.

If Jesus had not sent you via Google or whatever search engine you used you would not be here. He loves you and only wants you to repent of all your sins.

You may think you are voicing your opinions, but truly you are only purging yourself of your Godless past, and becoming washed in the Blood of Jesus.

[Cranky Old Man]

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so that I could voice my opinions

What made you think anyone here cares about your opinion? All we care about is the word of God as he has put it in the KJV1611 Holy Bible. And if you do not want to burn in hell for all eternity you have to start reading the Holy Bible ASAP!

Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched"

[SausageBoy]

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If Jesus had not sent you via Google or whatever search engine you used you would not be here. He loves you and only wants you to repent of all your sins.

You may think you are voicing your opinions, but truly you are only purging yourself of your Godless past, and becoming washed in the Blood of Jesus.

"washed in the blood of jesus" and I get called perverse?! Anyway old man, I don't mind that I'm going to hell because it probably doesn't exist anyway, I mean even this site calls me "unsaved trash". It seems like the people here are more interested in judging and condemning people rather than saving them.

[James Hutchins]

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"washed in the blood of jesus" and I get called perverse?! Anyway old man, I don't mind that I'm going to hell because it probably doesn't exist anyway, I mean even this site calls me "unsaved trash". It seems like the people here are more interested in judging and condemning people rather than saving them.

Being washed in the blood of Jesus is a gloeius thing to behold, it is far from perverse.
You are going to Hell. You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.
Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.

[SausageBoy]

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Wow. It seems like you have it all planned out, pretty eloquently might I add. But seeing as hell probably doesn't exist, I'm safe.

[SayvedByTheLord]

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As you can see Brother Hutchins has softly described your destiny because he is a gentle soul.

Your fate is actually much worse than he describes if you do not take Jesus into your heart.

[James Hutchins]

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Wow. It seems like you have it all planned out, pretty eloquently might I add. But seeing as hell probably doesn't exist, I'm safe.

It does exist, I can assure you. Why do you think I want you to be Saved(c)? Do you think I get a cut of the action? Of course not. I love you and care about you. I do not want you to spend eternity being reamed by the Devil and his minions.

By the way, I bolded a word above, Heaven forbid, you have another episode.

[SausageBoy]

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I'm sorry I got a little peeved alright? Thank you for explaining it. And, jerk-off isn't a cuss word.

[James Hutchins]

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I never get peeved because I have God by my side. You might want to invite Him over for a chat. And it a cuss word. Would you say it to your grandmother?

[SausageBoy]

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I highly doubt that you never get angry. And yeah, I probably would say it to my grandma, she'd understand.

[James Hutchins]

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Doubt all you want. I have God by my side. How is Satan working out for you?

[SausageBoy]

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I DO NOT WORSHIP SATAN!!!

[James Hutchins]

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I DO NOT WORSHIP SATAN!!!

Well, you hate God, therefore you must want Satan to have his way with you.

[Cranky Old Man]

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I DO NOT WORSHIP SATAN!!!

Then why do you hate Baby Jesus so much?

[SausageBoy]

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I don't hate jesus; I just don't believe in him.