[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Selam'un Al'eykum

Some scholars say that "72 virgins" is a mistranslation for "72 white raisins." You'd better not eat them all at once, since they'll have to last you for all eternity.

[Mr Holyfire]

Re: Selam'un Al'eykum

Some scholars say that "72 virgins" is a mistranslation for "72 white raisins." You'd better not eat them all at once, since they'll have to last you for all eternity.

How bizaar; what a shame Muhammad

[Mr Holyfire]

Re: Selam'un Al'eykum

Pastor, the Bible has tens of thousands of versions but the Noble Qu'ran only has one, and it was never altered.

This is from the Qu'ran, they are the very words of God.

Actually the Qur'an has been altered; translating it into English is called altering it

[Noah Dint]

Re: Selam'un Al'eykum

Brother Dint, I have been extremely guilty of letting my passions get in the way of debates as well, but could you watch the language here on God's own Forum?

I appologize. I most humbly do. That sinner got me riled! Who does he think he is coming in here with his false prophet and slinging mud at us?

When someone renounces MY God the defication is definately going to hit the rotary occillator.

The funny thing is, he can't/won't answer a single question I ask of him. Like I tell Sister Norah, "If you constantly complain without discussing or offering a solution it's just Bitching."

I will try to calm down and take solace in knowing he is going to burn for eternity in Hell and the only virgin is going to be his a$$ being raped repeatedly by the devil. Glory!

-ND

[Aristotle]

Re: Four wives

Actually that's a mistranslation. Instead of "72 virgins" it really says "one 72 year old virgin." So that's something to look forward to.

Can you blame any Mohameddan woman for wanting to stay a virgin until she is 72 if the option is sleeping with someone who looks like Khomeini?

[Marshall]

Re: Selam'un Al'eykum

Islam is hilariously absurd.

[Once was lost]

Re: Selam'un Al'eykum

My little Niece calls the Mooselim Religion,the KA-BOOM people. How cute is that? She's only six,God love her.

[Aristotle]

read the newspapers

Those comments are very disrespectful Pastor, especially the ones about suicide bomber school. Please refrain from such ignorant comments. If you have a genuine desire to learn about anthers culture, do so in a respectful way.

You need to read the news. Here is what a MOHAMMEDAN journalist says about his own religion:

Muslims consider Madrassas as the basic place of generating clergies as well as those who can be the custodians of Islam in the respective countries. But, many are still unaware that in the name of religious education, major segment of such Madrassas are active as breeding ground of Jihadists.


To answer the Pastor's original question, the schools are free, paid for by the Oil sheiks who laugh at American's being blown up while they sleep with their 40 concubines.

[Marshall]

Re: Selam'un Al'eykum

The only logical course of action would be a global ban on Islam.

[Aristotle]

nukes

Or the military could nuke them before they develop weapons of mass destruction and start to kill a lot of people.

[Marshall]

Re: Selam'un Al'eykum

The time to do that was in the 70s when Islam was still a novelty act done by oil sheiks. We all know what sort of nancyboy we had in the Whitehouse back then. Jimmy Carter.

[Jerakk]

Re: Selam'un Al'eykum

I don't care much for Jimmy Carter, I mean after we spent millions of dollars digging a ditch big enough to separate us from those heathens in South America and give missionary ships faster travel from the east coast to the west what's he do? He up and just hands it over to the barbarians.

[Marshall]

Re: Selam'un Al'eykum

You can't have nice things without someone getting jealous. That's why loser countries and their loser citizens hate America.

[Jerakk]

Re: Selam'un Al'eykum

You can't have nice things without someone getting jealous. That's why loser countries and their loser citizens hate America.

I thought it was because we're God's chosen country?

[Marshall]

Re: Selam'un Al'eykum

Same thing. God loves us and showers America with all sorts of blessings meanwhile Muslims are killing over cartoons and blowing up markets in their countries. Seems pathetic to hate the United States because we DON'T have their problems but thats what they do.