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  • Luci Mourningstar
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2009
    • 247

    #1

    Hello fellow Christians

    I am new here.

    Imagine my surprise when someone sent me the name of Pastor Ezekiel Flint! I knew it was meant to be, being Christmas and all and I prayed for a miracle.

    Hallelujah
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    God loves me so much
    that he killed his only son so I can live forever.


  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29453

    #2
    Re: Hello fellow Christians

    Nice screename. Am I supposed to be impressed by your cleverness?
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • Luci Mourningstar
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2009
      • 247

      #3
      Re: Hello fellow Christians

      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
      Nice screename. Am I supposed to be impressed by your cleverness?

      Only if the Lord tells you to.
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      God loves me so much
      that he killed his only son so I can live forever.


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      • Levi Jones
        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
         
        • Jul 2009
        • 13930

        #4
        Re: Hello fellow Christians

        Lucy furr? Are you some sort of sick disgusting furry?
        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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        • Luci Mourningstar
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2009
          • 247

          #5
          Re: Hello fellow Christians

          Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
          Lucy furr? Are you some sort of sick disgusting furry?

          You should love me like you love thy neighbor To call my furr disgusting is not loving.
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          God loves me so much
          that he killed his only son so I can live forever.


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          • Levi Jones
            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
            Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
             
            • Jul 2009
            • 13930

            #6
            Re: Hello fellow Christians

            Originally posted by Lucifurr View Post
            You should love me like you love thy neighbor To call my furr disgusting is not loving.
            Yiff in hell, furry.

            Romans 1:21, 23


            Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened.
            And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.
            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29453

              #7
              Re: Hello fellow Christians

              Originally posted by Lucifurr View Post
              You should love me like you love thy neighbor To call my furr disgusting is not loving.
              Well, I am sure it was not disgusting before the first furry party, though I imagine it is pretty stiff by now.

              Love the avatar by the way. I am sure it says it all.
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • Luci Mourningstar
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2009
                • 247

                #8
                Re: Hello fellow Christians

                Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                Yiff in hell, furry.
                Innocent as I am, I had to google Yiff.


                1) (noun) Sound supposedly made by mating arctic foxes.
                2) (acronym) (or more backronym) YIFF or Y. I. F. F. - "Young Incredibly Fuckable Furry"
                3) (proper name) YIFF sound server. Program for Linux to help handle audio.
                4) (noun) More or less (usually more) sexual act. Commonly used by furries, usually denotes standard intercourse but may denote any kind of sexual behaviour between any type and number of parties (imaginary anthro creatures, humans, animals, even inanimate objects like plushies). Antonym: Yerf.

                yiff: 1) (noun) Sound supposedly made by mating arctic foxes. 2) (acronym) (or more backronym) YIFF or Y. I. F. F. - "Young Incredibly Fuckable Furry" 3)...


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                God loves me so much
                that he killed his only son so I can live forever.


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                • Luci Mourningstar
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2009
                  • 247

                  #9
                  Re: Hello fellow Christians

                  Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                  Well, I am sure it was not disgusting before the first furry party, though I imagine it is pretty stiff by now.

                  Love the avatar by the way. I am sure it says it all.
                  Thank you.

                  The Lord blessed me with great beauty and pink hair.
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                  God loves me so much
                  that he killed his only son so I can live forever.


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                  • Rev. Jim Osborne
                    True Christian™ Televangelist
                    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 8622

                    #10
                    Re: Hello fellow Christians

                    Young lady, this is a forum for True Christians(tm) not for pink-haired furry Satanists who like performing a Black Mass in a fox outfit. We can tell from your avatar you obviously take a lot of drugs, so you probably wandered into here on accident.

                    By the way, how do you know Pastor Zeke?

                    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                    • Luci Mourningstar
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2009
                      • 247

                      #11
                      Re: Hello fellow Christians

                      Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                      Young lady, this is a forum for True Christians™ not for pink-haired furry Satanists who like performing a Black Mass in a fox outfit. We can tell from your avatar you obviously take a lot of drugs, so you probably wandered into here on accident.

                      By the way, how do you know Pastor Zeke?
                      The Lord moves in mysterious ways.

                      A pastor in Texas sent him to me on Facebook. Who am I to argue with Divine Movements of the Spiritual Realm?

                      I am on this earth only to Praise Jesus.

                      As for drugs, I only partake in what the Lord provided. I call it Natural Enhancers of the Spirit.

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                      God loves me so much
                      that he killed his only son so I can live forever.


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                      • John Johnson
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Dec 2009
                        • 34

                        #12
                        Re: Hello fellow Christians

                        Originally posted by Lucifurr View Post
                        The Lord moves in mysterious ways.

                        A pastor in Texas sent him to me on Facebook. Who am I to argue with Divine Movements of the Spiritual Realm?

                        I am on this earth only to Praise Jesus.

                        As for drugs, I only partake in what the Lord provided. I call it Natural Enhancers of the Spirit.

                        Amen Sister! My cup runneth over with love for the G man!

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                        • Mr Holyfire
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Nov 2009
                          • 99

                          #13
                          Re: Hello fellow Christians

                          Originally posted by John Johnson View Post
                          Amen Sister! My cup runneth over with love for the G man!
                          You two are related?
                          Do you both worship noodles and meatballs?
                          Leonard Paul Holyfire
                          Demonologist

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