Hello fellow Christians

[Luci Mourningstar]

I am new here.

Imagine my surprise when someone sent me the name of Pastor Ezekiel Flint! I knew it was meant to be, being Christmas and all and I prayed for a miracle.

Hallelujah

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello fellow Christians

Nice screename. Am I supposed to be impressed by your cleverness?

[Luci Mourningstar]

Re: Hello fellow Christians

Nice screename. Am I supposed to be impressed by your cleverness?

Only if the Lord tells you to.

[Levi Jones]

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Lucy furr? Are you some sort of sick disgusting furry?

[Luci Mourningstar]

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Lucy furr? Are you some sort of sick disgusting furry?

You should love me like you love thy neighbor To call my furr disgusting is not loving.

[Levi Jones]

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You should love me like you love thy neighbor To call my furr disgusting is not loving.

Yiff in hell, furry.

Romans 1:21, 23


Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened.
And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello fellow Christians

You should love me like you love thy neighbor To call my furr disgusting is not loving.

Well, I am sure it was not disgusting before the first furry party, though I imagine it is pretty stiff by now.

Love the avatar by the way. I am sure it says it all.

[Luci Mourningstar]

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Yiff in hell, furry.

Innocent as I am, I had to google Yiff.


1) (noun) Sound supposedly made by mating arctic foxes.
2) (acronym) (or more backronym) YIFF or Y. I. F. F. - "Young Incredibly Fuckable Furry"
3) (proper name) YIFF sound server. Program for Linux to help handle audio.
4) (noun) More or less (usually more) sexual act. Commonly used by furries, usually denotes standard intercourse but may denote any kind of sexual behaviour between any type and number of parties (imaginary anthro creatures, humans, animals, even inanimate objects like plushies). Antonym: Yerf.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=yiff

[Luci Mourningstar]

Re: Hello fellow Christians

Well, I am sure it was not disgusting before the first furry party, though I imagine it is pretty stiff by now.

Love the avatar by the way. I am sure it says it all.

Thank you.

The Lord blessed me with great beauty and pink hair.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Hello fellow Christians

Young lady, this is a forum for True Christians(tm) not for pink-haired furry Satanists who like performing a Black Mass in a fox outfit. We can tell from your avatar you obviously take a lot of drugs, so you probably wandered into here on accident.

By the way, how do you know Pastor Zeke?

[Luci Mourningstar]

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Young lady, this is a forum for True Christians™ not for pink-haired furry Satanists who like performing a Black Mass in a fox outfit. We can tell from your avatar you obviously take a lot of drugs, so you probably wandered into here on accident.

By the way, how do you know Pastor Zeke?

The Lord moves in mysterious ways.

A pastor in Texas sent him to me on Facebook. Who am I to argue with Divine Movements of the Spiritual Realm?

I am on this earth only to Praise Jesus.

As for drugs, I only partake in what the Lord provided. I call it Natural Enhancers of the Spirit.

[John Johnson]

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The Lord moves in mysterious ways.

A pastor in Texas sent him to me on Facebook. Who am I to argue with Divine Movements of the Spiritual Realm?

I am on this earth only to Praise Jesus.

As for drugs, I only partake in what the Lord provided. I call it Natural Enhancers of the Spirit.

Amen Sister! My cup runneth over with love for the G man!

[Mr Holyfire]

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Amen Sister! My cup runneth over with love for the G man!

You two are related?
Do you both worship noodles and meatballs?