I go by Gerbil.

[Sailor Chaos (On Moderation)]

Hello fundies. I'm Gerbil, nice to meet you all. I'm always interested in listneing to other people's opinions, so this forum should be interesting! I love learning about other religions!
So, I guess about me: I like video games, comics (Make mine Marvel!!), surfing the internet, reading, movies, and am very optimistic and kind. I live in Illinois with my family of five, and love them all, including my little sisters (our two dogs). I can also be very bizzare at times... just wait and see.


Looking forward to lots o' posts!
_G

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: I go by Gerbil.

Hello fundies. I'm Gerbil, nice to meet you all. I'm always interested in listneing to other people's opinions, so this forum should be interesting! I love learning about other religions!
So, I guess about me: I like video games, comics (Make mine Marvel!!), surfing the internet, reading, movies, and am very optimistic and kind. I live in Illinois with my family of five, and love them all, including my little sisters (our two dogs). I can also be very bizzare at times... just wait and see.


Looking forward to lots o' posts!
_G

Friend,

First, welcome to our church forum.

Second, were are not an other religion. We are THE TRUE religion. Every other religion is false and will lead you strait into Hell. Only Landover can guarantee salvation or your money back.

[Sista Lateefah]

Re: I go by Gerbil.

Hello fundies. I'm Gerbil, nice to meet you all.

This be the first sign o' trouble. Everybody know what them homers does with them gerbils!

So, I guess about me: I like video games, comics (Make mine Marvel!!), surfing the internet, reading, movies, and am very optimistic and kind.

Do them video games be Christ-centered? I already know them Marbel comics ain't. In defiance of God's Word, they has made a homer hero called Wiccan. Some Godly Chick tracts be mo' beneficial to yo spiritual healths up in here, though if you really wantsa be right with the Lord, you should read the Bible (KJV1611) first. As fo' that other ignance you had said, do it be centered around the LORD? If not, you is on the fast track to Hell and I'mma pray fo' yo behind.

I live in Illinois with my family of five, and love them all, including my little sisters (our two dogs). I can also be very bizzare at times... just wait and see.

If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple. - Luke 14:26

You is in desperate need of the Lord, chile. I pray that you gets saved befo'e the rapture. Praise!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: I go by Gerbil.

Hello fundies. I'm Gerbil, nice to meet you all. I'm always interested in listneing to other people's opinions, so this forum should be interesting! I love learning about other religions!
So, I guess about me: I like video games, comics (Make mine Marvel!!), surfing the internet, reading, movies, and am very optimistic and kind. I live in Illinois with my family of five, and love them all, including my little sisters (our two dogs).

Your little sisters are canine? What've your parents been fornicating with?

[Sailor Chaos (On Moderation)]

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Your little sisters are canine? What've your parents been fornicating with?

Hahah. I meant that they're like my sisters, we love them as members of our family.

Leetfah, what's a "homer"? And what does a "homer" have to do with gerbils? I like gerbils <3
If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple. - Luke 14:26
Well, that's not excatly...wholesome...
I haven't really read the Young Avengers, so I'm not particularly aquainted with Wiccan (it should actually be Wicca). I prefer more mainstream like Spider-Man, and some up-and-comings like Deadpool or Ms. Marvel. An no, I don't think the video games I play (http://www.elderscrolls.com/games/oblivion_overview.htm) are very "christian" centered, sorry.

_G

[SUV]

Re: I go by Gerbil.

Rodent Alert! Pastor Al! Please make it just GO AWAY!!!

Just look at the Sin in that Creature's eyes! Is it aiming to be the next .... Pantycake Bunny?



My GOD, I just can't stand it!!!!!!!!

[Sailor Chaos (On Moderation)]

Re: I go by Gerbil.

I laughed for about 5 minutes straight...LOOK AT THE SIN IN ITS EYES....rofl.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: I go by Gerbil.

Gerbil pics, Dogs as sisters, do we have another Furry among us?

[Sailor Chaos (On Moderation)]

Re: I go by Gerbil.

I just think gerbils are cute. And got stuck with that as a nickname in 7th grade. As for our dogs, they're just a part of the family.
(Furries are kinda weird, no offense to those who are into that)

[SUV]

Re: I go by Gerbil.

I laughed for about 5 minutes straight...LOOK AT THE SIN IN ITS EYES....rofl.

What? 'Rolfing' Right here, on out GODLY BAPTIST forum? Why, this will never do!!!

And what do you plan on doing in Church tomorrow? Blowing Hey Ya! on a kazoo during Services? Well don't even think about it. We have many burly Christian attendants who would just love to go Oops, Upside Yo Head.

Oh JESUS. First the rodent. Now that Bouncing Betty yellow face-thing, giving me imPure thoughts. Pastor Al! QUICK!!!

[Sailor Chaos (On Moderation)]

Re: I go by Gerbil.

I like the kazoo idea...or maybe I'll just come dressed as the Blue Power Ranger...hmm...

[Miss Hikari]

Re: I go by Gerbil.

I like the kazoo idea...or maybe I'll just come dressed as the Blue Power Ranger...hmm...

Or better yet, run in dressed at the red power ranger and scream, "LOL RED RANGER!"

[Sailor Chaos (On Moderation)]

Re: I go by Gerbil.

I like the Blue Ranger better. He's so cute

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: I go by Gerbil.

I like the kazoo idea...or maybe I'll just come dressed as the Blue Power Ranger...hmm...

What makes you think sinner you even getting past the front gate for Freehold, much less into our church? We are not foolish enough to allow some gerbil bothering terrorist into our Christian community.

[Sailor Chaos (On Moderation)]

Re: I go by Gerbil.

I'm not a terrorist And I was joking, c'mon! Besides, I live in Illinois, why would I travel so far just to bother christians? I would just go with mom to her church, it's alot closer.