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  • Gentile
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Jan 2010
    • 12

    #16
    Ha Ha ha !!!!

    [QUOTE=Rev. Jim Osborne;438572]DELETED [QUOTE]

    Rev. Jim Osborne: You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums

    Dear Gentile,

    You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

    Reason: Sassing back to a True Christian™ pastor
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    Watch your attitude towards Pastor Bathfire. He is a man of God and by you treating him with such disrespect, you are treating God with disrespect.
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    This infraction is worth 100 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

    Original Post:
    Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29457

      #17
      Re: Ha Ha ha !!!!

      Son, an infraction is not like getting an "A" on a finger painting that your mommie sticks to the fridge.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • Gentile
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Jan 2010
        • 12

        #18
        Re: What can I say?

        BTW, a pastor is a man of one wife and not engaged.

        Read your bible. 1 Timothy 3:2

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        • Rev. Jim Osborne
          True Christian™ Televangelist
          Director of Fundraising and Tithing
          On the Look Out for Wife #6!
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2009
          • 8622

          #19
          Re: What can I say?

          You mean this?

          2A bishop then must be blameless, the husband of one wife, vigilant, sober, of good behaviour, given to hospitality, apt to teach;
          I am married and not engaged. What on earth are you getting at?

          Also, you didn't answer my questions about you.

          Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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          • Gentile
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Jan 2010
            • 12

            #20
            Re: What can I say?

            Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
            You mean this?



            I am married and not engaged. What on earth are you getting at?
            That person you gave me the infraction over is not married.

            Log into Facebook to start sharing and connecting with your friends, family, and people you know.

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29457

              #21
              Re: What can I say?

              Rev. Osborne, it appears he is going on about FaceBook. Next thing you know, he will be gushing about Mary Hart of "Entertainment Tonight".
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • Rev. Jim Osborne
                True Christian™ Televangelist
                Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2009
                • 8622

                #22
                Re: What can I say?

                Gentile, first off the Facebook profile is Pastor Ezekiel Flint, not Pastor Ezekiel Bathfire. They're not the same person.

                Second, Pastor Flint is a young man and engaged. Surely you can't expect him to just rush into a marriage can you? Finally, the Timothy verse says nothing that a pastor by definition has to be married. It says "bishop" and Pastor Flint is not a bishop.

                I think you are trying to split hairs even though you have no Biblical source for your arguments.

                Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                • Gentile
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 12

                  #23
                  Re: What can I say?

                  Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                  Gentile, first off the Facebook profile is Pastor Ezekiel Flint, not Pastor Ezekiel Bathfire. They're not the same person.

                  Second, Pastor Flint is a young man and engaged. Surely you can't expect him to just rush into a marriage can you? Finally, the Timothy verse says nothing that a pastor by definition has to be married. It says "bishop" and Pastor Flint is not a bishop.

                  I think you are trying to split hairs even though you have no Biblical source for your arguments.
                  Then we are not real people or, impersonators fooling around and fighting boredom?

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                  • Rev. Jim Osborne
                    True Christian™ Televangelist
                    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 8622

                    #24
                    Re: What can I say?

                    What do you mean "we"? You may very well be an impersonator for all I know. See, Ezekiel Bathfire and Pastor Ezekiel are two different people. That's why they have different names.

                    Personally, I think you're just here to troll us and throw out wild accusations and you won't find yourself welcome here if this is so.

                    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29457

                      #25
                      Re: What can I say?

                      I find it very interesting how some small minded people think that just because we are devoted and unwaivering, that something sinister is going on. Just because they are unable to have a belief in life and stay the course that they feel no one else can too.
                      I also find it odd that morons read wikipedia and take it for gospel. Do they have no idea that the definitions are written by just about any passer by? Anyone can say anything. A lot of the stuff there is valid but then some of what is in it is completely wrong. There are a lot of people out there that want to destroy Christianity because they are afraid of the truth.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

                      Comment

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