What can I say?

[Gentile]

I stumbled upon this forum with funny stuff to read, then I signed up to get saved. Interesting that access to the Lambs Book of Life is found here and my name is not in it, therefore marked unsaved.

When can I have my salvation back?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: What can I say?

Lay off the Lamb's God-mocker.

[Gentile]

Re: What can I say?

Lay off the Lamb's God-mocker.

Sorry, I don't drink [alcohol].

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: What can I say?

I stumbled upon this forum with funny stuff to read, then I signed up to get unsaved.

Indeed, a lot of people find our Christianity "funny", odd, even offensive; but we make no apologies for following God's Word to the letter. But why would you sign up to a Christian forum to "get unsaved"?

When can I have my salvation back?

Well, stopping this "get unsaved" nonsense would be a good start.

[Gentile]

Re: What can I say?

Indeed, a lot of people find our Christianity "funny", odd, even offensive; but we make no apologies for following God's Word to the letter. But why would you sign up to a Christian forum to "get unsaved"?


Well, stopping this "get unsaved" nonsense would be a good start.

Because some bigot has the interface set that way.

BTW, I love REDS.

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: What can I say?

Because some bigot has the interface set that way.

Every newcomer has the "unsaved" title by default; we cannot risk having "saved" as default, as catholics would have the "saved" title when they sign up, making liars of us all.

[Gentile]

Re: What can I say?

I believe about 75-80% of the people say that "they are saved" are actually deceived be a false gospel.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: What can I say?

Sorry, I don't drink [alcohol].

If you don't drink it, what do you do with it?

I believe about 75-80% of the people say that "they are saved" are actually deceived be a false gospel.

Figures here show the percentage is nearer 99.94%

[Gentile]

Re: What can I say?

If you don't drink it, what do you do with it?

That is no of your business Mr. False Accuser.

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: What can I say?

BTW, I love REDS.

So you are unsaved and you adore commies? Remind me again why you are here?

[Gentile]

Re: What can I say?

Figures here show the percentage is nearer 99.94%

Where is your source?

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[Once was lost]

Re: What can I say?

I believe about 75-80% of the people say that "they are saved" are actually deceived be a false gospel.

I am sure it's much higher. Maybe some of the Elders here can comment on it. I do know your odds improve and are sometimes guaranteed when you find the Landover Baptist Church and accept the teachings of the King James 1611 Version of the Bible.

[Gentile]

Re: What can I say?

I am sure it's much higher. Maybe some of the Elders here can comment on it. I do know your odds improve and are sometimes guaranteed when you find the Landover Baptist Church and accept the teachings of the King James 1611 Version of the Bible.

I only use the 1769 version, so I must be lost then.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: What can I say?

I only use the 1769 version, so I must be lost then.

Somewhat mislead, I would say. The main difference would appear to be that the 1769 KJV differs from the 1611 edition in a total of 75,000 details. It may be that none are fatal to your immortal soul but is that a chance you wish to take?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: What can I say?

Tell us about yourself, kid. What's your name? What church you go to? What's your favorite Bible verse? You know, a proper introduction.