Reassuring Voice of Jesus led me here.

[nikilds]

Hallowed be Thy Name and Glory to the Highest!

Sorry about the excessive use of the exlamation point. I try to compose myself but its too hard while Im exclaiming my love for Jesus!

I am a single college graduate woman. I am completely pure and have never defiled myself with a penis, vegetable, or anything of the like.
I read the scriptures daily. Currently I am at the part where Abraham beget someone else who beget someone else.

On the weekends I travel to the nursing home and read the scriptures to the elderly people there. I try really hard to not let them touch me, eve so, I go home and scrub my hands with bleach lest the sins of their past have infiltrated my soul.

I live in Georgia and am actively trying to remove Harry Potter from Lucifer's own public school libraries.
What if my future family reads it and becomes a Wiccan sinner?
I dont want to have to be put in the position to kill my child.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Greetings friend,

It does look like you are on the path to TRUE salvation, though living in a liberal state like Georgia is troubling. It is also distressing that you are over the age of sixteen yet unwed and childless. I will pray the Jesus guides to on the correct path to correct these flaws.

[nikilds]

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Thank you for your kind words.

I wish I could have not gone to college too.
Women should not know so much about literature and science.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Thank you for your kind words.

I wish I could have not gone to college too.
Women should not know so much about literature and science.

Godly point, it has been proven that education in a woman leads to thespian depravity. Most thespians learn their so called method in school. It would have been best if we Christians had been able to stop Satan from inflicting the sin of equal rights for women on this great country but the damage is done.

May I suggest you think in terms that your education is to help you be the best possible wife for your future husband.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Godly point, it has been proven that education in a woman leads to thespian depravity. Most thespians learn their so called method in school.
That's the purpose of theatre classes - to teach aspiring thespians (stage actors) various acting methods and styles.


It would have been best if we Christians had been able to stop Satan from inflicting the sin of equal rights for women on this great country but the damage is done.
Sin of equal rights? Inequality is the sin, dear boy.

May I suggest you think in terms that your education is to help you be the best possible wife for your future husband.

Yes, you might need to teach him a few things.

[Bobby-Joe]

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That's the purpose of theatre classes - to teach aspiring thespians (stage actors) various acting methods and styles.

Yes harlot, I've heard all about those girl on girl acts of the thespians.

Anyway, do not hijack the Godly sister's thread with your ignorant prattle harlot.

[Brother V]

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Hallowed be Thy Name and Glory to the Highest!

Sorry about the excessive use of the exlamation point. I try to compose myself but its too hard while Im exclaiming my love for Jesus!

I am a single college graduate woman. I am completely pure and have never defiled myself with a penis, vegetable, or anything of the like.
I read the scriptures daily. Currently I am at the part where Abraham beget someone else who beget someone else.

On the weekends I travel to the nursing home and read the scriptures to the elderly people there. I try really hard to not let them touch me, eve so, I go home and scrub my hands with bleach lest the sins of their past have infiltrated my soul.

I live in Georgia and am actively trying to remove Harry Potter from Lucifer's own public school libraries.
What if my future family reads it and becomes a Wiccan sinner?
I dont want to have to be put in the position to kill my child.

PRAISE JESUS!!!

It's amazing the way the LORD moves people. Just second ago I was searching the Bible (KJV1611) for the price of a woman (using the keywords
Woman Price and it returned obviously...

Proverbs 31:10 Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price is far above rubies.

Let's look up what virtuous means.

Virtuous

Possessing or characterized by chastity; pure

How rare is a virtuous woman these days?

Dunno, but a one carat ruby is about $700 today. Praise Jesus!!!

This one is available for $1100. 1.1 carat ruby
YIC
V

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Yes harlot, I've heard all about those girl on girl acts of the thespians.

Anyway, do not hijack the Godly sister's thread with your ignorant prattle harlot.

thes·pi·an (thsp-n)
NOUN: An actor or actress.
ADJECTIVE: Of or relating to drama; dramatic: thespian talents.

les·bi·an (lzb-n)
NOUN: A woman whose sexual orientation is to women.

See the difference?

[nikilds]

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Does anyone notice how lesbian sounds remarkably similar to Beelzebub?

Well, thats besides the point.

Yes Brother V! Women are like rubies! Precious precious in the eyes of the Lord!
Why, just yesterday afternoon, I met a Negro on the street. Even HE recognized my preciousness after I set him straight!
He said, "give me your money bitch."
And I declared, "Good sir, do you not know I am a woman? A precious gem? And Negroes should not address white women in such a way."
Then the good kind Negro soul said, "Why yes white woman! I will polish your gem all night long."
I told him his services would not be needed since the saying was merely parabolic and that I had no REAL jewelry . . . but I forgave him and walked away.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Does anyone notice how lesbian sounds remarkably similar to Beelzebub?

Hmm, interesting point. I will have to consider it in my prayer closet.

[Talitha]

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Does anyone notice how lesbian sounds remarkably similar to Beelzebub?

Well, thats besides the point.

Yes Brother V! Women are like rubies! Precious precious in the eyes of the Lord!
Why, just yesterday afternoon, I met a Negro on the street. Even HE recognized my preciousness after I set him straight!
He said, "give me your money bitch."
And I declared, "Good sir, do you not know I am a woman? A precious gem? And Negroes should not address white women in such a way."
Then the good kind Negro soul said, "Why yes white woman! I will polish your gem all night long."
I told him his services would not be needed since the saying was merely parabolic and that I had no REAL jewelry . . . but I forgave him and walked away.

You met a loose Negra on the Street?
You were lucky not to have been Robbed, raped., Murdered and then Raped again!

I always thought lesbian was a French word, but I think you were correct, it does sound remarkably like Beelzebub!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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You met a loose Negra on the Street?
You were lucky not to have been Robbed, raped., Murdered and then Raped again!

I always thought lesbian was a French word, but I think you were correct, it does sound remarkably like Beelzebub!

It almost sounds like a cryptic message - like "be a lesbian" - with a silent "b" at the end (like in the word "climb").

[Talitha]

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It almost sounds like a cryptic message - like "be a lesbian" - with a silent "b" at the end (like in the word "climb").

You mean like Be-a-lezee-bub?

That's just creepy!!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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It almost sounds like a cryptic message - like "be a lesbian" - with a silent "b" at the end (like in the word "climb").

You mean like Be-a-lezee-bub?

That's just creepy!!

Leave it to us Godly True Christian Men to decode such things. I recall Pastor Pistle waxing eloquently on this very topic during one of his sermons a few months ago. The number of demons wrapped up in the typically nubile young lezbean is staggering. Glory!!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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I am a single college graduate woman. I am completely pure and have never defiled myself with a penis, vegetable, or anything of the like.
I read the scriptures daily. Currently I am at the part where Abraham beget someone else who beget someone else.

And there's a lot more begetting to get through after that..

I live in Georgia and am actively trying to remove Harry Potter from Lucifer's own public school libraries.

*Snicker* I wasn't aware of such a school. What do they teach there?