Hello

[Jacob the Angry Liar]

Sorry, I've already made a few posts before posting an introduction, because I hadn't noticed this forum before. Anyways, my name is Jacob and I'm new here. How do you do?

[Noah Dint]

Re: Hello

Thank you for that Jacob. What Church do you attend? Why are you here? What is your favorite Bible verse? Are you married? How old are you?

Tell us all about you sir!

-ND

[TheLordSavedMe]

Re: Hello

Sorry, I've already made a few posts before posting an introduction, because I hadn't noticed this forum before. Anyways, my name is Jacob and I'm new here. How do you do?

Hi Jacob!

I'm doing pretty good today, but I'm a little tired. I had to close at work last night and we were short in the register, so the manager counted the drawer like twenty times and we were still short.

It took FOREVER!!!

How are you anyways? I hope you love Jesus as much as me and the rest of the people here do, because if you don't, you will probably get sent to hell by God.

So, if you really love Jesus a ton, that's great! If you don't, you should start to love Jesus a whole bunch really, really soon!


Tammi

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello

Welcome Jacob, your failure to create this thread is not a big deal. You manned up and buckled down, good for you. I anxiously await your answers to Brother Dint's questions, though I do have one of my own.
Do you own any guns?

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: Hello

Welcome. Forgive my suspicions, but we get a ton of God-mockers here, some even pretending to be Christians. As such, I will await your vetting process. Till then, please answer the questions that have been asked.

[Jacob the Angry Liar]

Re: Hello

Thank you for that Jacob. What Church do you attend? Why are you here? What is your favorite Bible verse? Are you married? How old are you?

Tell us all about you sir!

-ND

I do not attend any church at the moment because I have not been able to find one that suits my needs (until now, of course ). I am here because I stumbled upon this website and it caught my interest. I do not have a favorite Bible verse. I am 18 and unmarried.

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: Hello

You had me until...

I do not have a favorite Bible verse.

And THEN you top it off with...

I am 18 and unmarried.

I remain skeptical.

[Jacob the Angry Liar]

Re: Hello

You had me until...


And THEN you top it off with...
I remain skeptical.

I love ALL of the Bible. And what does my age and marital status have to do with anything?

[Pastor Nereu Gargalo]

Re: Hello

I love ALL of the Bible. And what does my age and marital status have to do with anything?

Do you have a job? It seems to me that you have been withholding money from Jesus that He rightly deserves! We will accept no bludgers and layabouts here at Landover! IT WILL SIMPLY NOT BE TOLERATED!!!!!

Please read this link carefully and get to work. http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0204/tithe.html

And read this thread.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=32657