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  • Raven1
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Jan 2010
    • 6

    #1

    Thank you Thank you for this forum

    Well today i went from suicidal to laughing my ass off.

    This forum is 40 times more fun to read then 4chan with somehow 5 times more racism and woman hate (and i didnt think a forum could hate more then 4chan)

    So thank you all for each and one of your funny as hell posts keep the hate up ill be reading
  • Rev. Jim Osborne
    True Christian™ Televangelist
    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 8622

    #2
    Re: Thank you Thank you for this forum

    Too bad you didn't stick with suicidal.

    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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    • TheLordSavedMe
      A young lady servicing the Lord
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 579

      #3
      Re: Thank you Thank you for this forum

      This is not supposed to be a funny forum, this forum is for talking about Jesus with other Christians. I've never heard of that chinese website you're talking about, but I bet it isn't about Jesus, since over there they are communists.

      But welcome anyways

      What church do you go to?


      Tammi


      Girls, do you have embarrassing "problems" with your down there parts like I used to?
      Reverend Jim Osborne can help!



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      He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4

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      • Raven1
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        Under Investigation
        • Jan 2010
        • 6

        #4
        Re: Thank you Thank you for this forum

        im wiccan so i dont go to "church" i just basically just meet with my coven

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        • TheLordSavedMe
          A young lady servicing the Lord
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2009
          • 579

          #5
          Re: Thank you Thank you for this forum

          Originally posted by 666Satan666
          Hello, this is the church I go to: (bad link deleted by Tammi) piffle you all. BTW "Chinese Website"??? What are you smoking lady?
          I don't smoke anything. What does that have to do with an oriental website anyways?

          I do know one thing, with a user name like that, you won't be allowed to stay very long. They don't like satan stuff here much at all, because it goes against Jesus. You should repent, otherwise you will go to hell forever!


          Tammi


          Girls, do you have embarrassing "problems" with your down there parts like I used to?
          Reverend Jim Osborne can help!



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          He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4

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          • Rev. Jim Osborne
            True Christian™ Televangelist
            Director of Fundraising and Tithing
            On the Look Out for Wife #6!
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2009
            • 8622

            #6
            Re: Thank you Thank you for this forum

            So you worship Satan and sexually abuse babies? That's not a "religion" to be proud of.

            Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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            • Meek and Humble
              Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
              Biblical Black Belt
              Jr. Pastor
              True Christian™
              • Dec 2008
              • 6197

              #7
              Re: Thank you Thank you for this forum

              Originally posted by Raven1 View Post
              im wiccan so i dont go to "church" i just basically just meet with my coven

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              • Professor Bessemer
                Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
                Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
                Darwin's Worst Nightmare
                True Christian™
                • May 2009
                • 2952

                #8
                Re: Thank you Thank you for this forum

                I was just wondering if it was a school night, and then I remembered that it is still winter break, so the kids will be up later than usual.

                If you all behave yourself and can play nice, you can stay. But no rough housing or potty talk. Just behave and we can all have a good time.
                Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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                Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

                Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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                • Raven1
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                  Under Investigation
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 6

                  #9
                  Re: Thank you Thank you for this forum

                  Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                  So you worship Satan and sexually abuse babies? That's not a "religion" to be proud of.
                  gives me something to do on the weekends

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                  • Androgynous
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 10

                    #10
                    Re: Thank you Thank you for this forum

                    Lol at bessemer.
                    I'm 14, british, its 8 in the morning and i havent slept since 10pm last night. a bit later than usual, yeah.

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                    • Rev. Jim Osborne
                      True Christian™ Televangelist
                      Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                      On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 8622

                      #11
                      Re: Thank you Thank you for this forum

                      Originally posted by Raven1 View Post
                      gives me something to do on the weekends
                      I at least admire your honesty in admitting to doing this horrid acts. So many wiccans come here and try to pretend they don't do it. "You don't understand wicca" or "You have it all wrong, we don't do that" they'll say.

                      Not that I care for you. The Bible says witches like you need to be put to death.

                      Exodus 22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

                      Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                      • TheLordSavedMe
                        A young lady servicing the Lord
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 579

                        #12
                        Re: Thank you Thank you for this forum

                        Originally posted by Androgynous View Post
                        Lol at bessemer.
                        I'm 14, british, its 8 in the morning and i havent slept since 10pm last night. a bit later than usual, yeah.
                        Does your user name mean you are a girl that looks like a boy or that you are a gay? I can never remember. Anyways, welcome to the forum. What church do you go to?

                        Tammi


                        Girls, do you have embarrassing "problems" with your down there parts like I used to?
                        Reverend Jim Osborne can help!



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                        He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4

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                        • N3w_2_Pr4Y1n
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 1

                          #13
                          Re: Thank you Thank you for this forum

                          Hello, Heather, in this thread you gave me warning points for reason:

                          "Being a blonde bimbo"

                          You then went on to remove my post.

                          This is my official appeal:




                          Btw, long cat is looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong.

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                          • Professor Bessemer
                            Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
                            Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
                            Darwin's Worst Nightmare
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2009
                            • 2952

                            #14
                            Re: Thank you Thank you for this forum

                            Originally posted by Androgynous View Post
                            Lol at bessemer.
                            I'm 14, british, its 8 in the morning and i havent slept since 10pm last night. a bit later than usual, yeah.
                            Why were you sleeping at 10:00pm last night?
                            Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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                            Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

                            Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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                            • Professor Bessemer
                              Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
                              Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
                              Darwin's Worst Nightmare
                              True Christian™
                              • May 2009
                              • 2952

                              #15
                              Re: Thank you Thank you for this forum

                              Originally posted by N3w_2_Pr4Y1n View Post
                              Hello, Heather, in this thread you gave me warning points for reason:

                              "Being a blonde bimbo"

                              You then went on to remove my post.

                              This is my official appeal:




                              Btw, long cat is looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong.







                              Did you crosspost this from another forum or is that some sort of gang code?






                              .
                              Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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                              Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

                              Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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