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  • #106
    Re: JANE'S SECRET!!!!

    Originally posted by SB100 View Post
    Of course I have. You haven't.

    Why are you listening to the devil? Well, guess what. I listen to God.
    *Sigh*
    What can be said that isn't painfully obvious?
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    Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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    • #107
      Re: JANE'S SECRET!!!!

      Originally posted by Silverblue View Post
      And now I have to unfold a secret......

      After feeling very unwelcome in this stupid (and weird/parodic intent) forum, I have decided to make a huge dramatic exit. I like those. Especially when it shocks people.

      Want to watch? Could be a laugh!

      well...want to hear it?

      All along I have pretended to be a sissy guy. I'm not. *strong sarcastic tone* oh....im so sorry about the damaged/burst male egos that I caused

      Aaaaaaaaaand a little p.s. adressed to "Brother Temperance" and "Pastor Ezekiel"
      YOU ARE TWO UBER NASTY PEOPLE!!!! try and get some nice character in you before you turn into a wet wick on bonfire nights. like yea- your IQ's are so low you could trip over em'...! aww poor wee nasty gits gawn aff tae yoor maws noo to gawn cry??
      Dont worry they hate me too and i feel the same way some times
      Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
      Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
      Jedi respect all life, in any form.
      Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
      Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.

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      • #108
        Re: JANE'S SECRET!!!!

        Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
        Dont worry they hate me too and i feel the same way some times
        Of course we don't hate you. We simply are attempting to save your soul. If it is necessary to point out some harsh realities to do this -- like the fact that God hates sinners like you -- that is unfortunate. But no, we don't hate you. All we know is that you are a sinner who needs help.
        Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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        • #109
          Re: JANE'S SECRET!!!!

          Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
          Of course we don't hate you. We simply are attempting to save your soul. If it is necessary to point out some harsh realities to do this -- like the fact that God hates sinners like you -- that is unfortunate. But no, we don't hate you. All we know is that you are a sinner who needs help.
          Who said i wanted you to try and Save my soul?
          Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
          Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
          Jedi respect all life, in any form.
          Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
          Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.

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          • #110
            Re: JANE'S SECRET!!!!

            Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
            Who said i wanted you to try and Save my soul?
            Why else would you be here?
            Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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            • #111
              Re: JANE'S SECRET!!!!

              Originally posted by Brother V View Post
              Why else would you be here?
              Becuse i felt like it? No other Reason needed
              Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
              Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
              Jedi respect all life, in any form.
              Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
              Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.

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              • #112
                Re: JANE'S SECRET!!!!

                No my Son, because our Lord (in his apparent endless magnanimity) FELT LIKE IT!!
                Amicus est tamquam alter idem

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                • #113
                  Re: JANE'S SECRET!!!!

                  Originally posted by Actori incumbit probatio View Post
                  No my Son, because our Lord (in his apparent endless magnanimity) FELT LIKE IT!!
                  Yeah im your lord.... And im hear to tell you to Stop takeing the bible so seriously
                  Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
                  Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
                  Jedi respect all life, in any form.
                  Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
                  Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.

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                  • #114
                    Re: JANE'S SECRET!!!!

                    Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
                    Yeah im your lord.... And im hear to tell you to Stop takeing the bible so seriously
                    Friend, we have nearly 400 years of taking the Bible seriously. Do you truly believe someone like yourself could just waltz in here and change that amount of Faith?

                    You don't really understand it yet, but Jesus guided you here to find His Word through us.

                    Sister Talitha

                    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                    • #115
                      Re: JANE'S SECRET!!!!

                      Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                      Friend, we have nearly 400 years of taking the Bible seriously. Do you truly believe someone like yourself could just waltz in here and change that amount of Faith?

                      You don't really understand it yet, but Jesus guided you here to find His Word through us.
                      Yeah.... And Jeasus was an Auto bot....
                      Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
                      Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
                      Jedi respect all life, in any form.
                      Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
                      Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.

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                      • #116
                        Re: JANE'S SECRET!!!!

                        Thank you sister, i knew the rumours about this forum being unwelcome where vicious and untrue.

                        Scary Star Trek-Devil: How can you not take the Book of Books seriously I ask you? Is it just because there's no sequel?
                        Amicus est tamquam alter idem

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                        • #117
                          Re: JANE'S SECRET!!!!

                          Originally posted by Actori incumbit probatio View Post
                          Thank you sister, i knew the rumours about this forum being unwelcome where vicious and untrue.

                          Scary Star Trek-Devil: How can you not take the Book of Books seriously I ask you? Is it just because there's no sequel?
                          No they were true check the first page of my thing also the name is The Jabba Master Nice to meet you
                          Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
                          Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
                          Jedi respect all life, in any form.
                          Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
                          Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.

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                          • #118
                            Re: JANE'S SECRET!!!!

                            Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
                            No they were true check the first page of my thing also the name is The Jabba Master Nice to meet you
                            Your thing? Mmm.
                            In the meantime: Jabba, Jedi, Molech, Ashtoreth. 's all a bit to complicated for me I'm afraid. You calling yourself the Lord 's even weirder. Maybe I've been wrong. Maybe me and all my ancestors have been mistaken. Maybe you are my Lord. Wow!
                            Do you have a complete world you created? A son you sacrifised? a special day in the week just in your name? followers? A path for humanity? A Book with all the Answers?
                            " Nice to meet you " is that what us Jedi Master disciples sat to each other? Good one! Concise yet loving. Easy to remember!
                            " Nice to meet you " 's even better than Amen I tell ya!
                            Amicus est tamquam alter idem

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                            • #119
                              Re: JANE'S SECRET!!!!

                              Originally posted by Actori incumbit probatio View Post
                              Your thing? Mmm.
                              In the meantime: Jabba, Jedi, Molech, Ashtoreth. 's all a bit to complicated for me I'm afraid. You calling yourself the Lord 's even weirder. Maybe I've been wrong. Maybe me and all my ancestors have been mistaken. Maybe you are my Lord. Wow!
                              Do you have a complete world you created? A son you sacrifised? a special day in the week just in your name? followers? A path for humanity? A Book with all the Answers?
                              " Nice to meet you " is that what us Jedi Master disciples sat to each other? Good one! Concise yet loving. Easy to remember!
                              " Nice to meet you " 's even better than Amen I tell ya!
                              There is no "One book" with all the answers for each book contanes a new look on life in its own way

                              you my son must find your own way on your own
                              Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
                              Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
                              Jedi respect all life, in any form.
                              Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
                              Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.

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                              • #120
                                Re: JANE'S SECRET!!!!

                                Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
                                No they were true check the first page of my thing also the name is The Jabba Master Nice to meet you
                                No one wants to look at your thing, pervert. Please stop making homersexural passes at out newbies.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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