JANE'S SECRET!!!!

[Nancy (Quarantined)]

And now I have to unfold a secret......

After feeling very unwelcome in this stupid (and weird/parodic intent) forum, I have decided to make a huge dramatic exit. I like those. Especially when it shocks people.

Want to watch? Could be a laugh!

well...want to hear it?

All along I have pretended to be a sissy guy. I'm not. *strong sarcastic tone* oh....im so sorry about the damaged/burst male egos that I caused

Aaaaaaaaaand a little p.s. adressed to "Brother Temperance" and "Pastor Ezekiel"
YOU ARE TWO UBER NASTY PEOPLE!!!! try and get some nice character in you before you turn into a wet wick on bonfire nights. like yea- your IQ's are so low you could trip over em'...! aww poor wee nasty gits gawn aff tae yoor maws noo to gawn cry??

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: SILVERBLUE'S SECRET!!!!

So, what's this big secret? So far you haven't told us anything new. You're a whiney fag. You can't fool Jesus, nancy.

[Nancy (Quarantined)]

Re: SILVERBLUE'S SECRET!!!!

So, what's this big secret? So far you haven't told us anything new. You're a whiney fag. You can't fool Jesus, nancy.

By the way, my name is not Nancy.

It's Silverblue, you stupid fagface.

and I'm not a "fag" as you call it......maybe you are though-take a lil look in the mirror!!

I WAAAAAAAAAAAAY lost my patience here. I think i might have a little bit of fun here.

Sooo Mr I-have-the-biggest-ugliest-male-ego-ever, I want to make you cry like a BIG bubbling baby.

how do I go about that? how about you give me some ideas?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: SILVERBLUE'S SECRET!!!!

I'm sorry, sweetie, but any doubts one might have had with regards to your sissyboy status would be, I'd venture to say, assuaged by this exit of yours.
That wasn't dramatic exit so much as it was....drama queen. Sorry, honey.

[Enobarbus]

Re: SILVERBLUE'S SECRET!!!!

So, what's this big secret? So far you haven't told us anything new. You're a whiney fag. You can't fool Jesus, nancy.

I have just finished making a series of posts to this person on the assumption that it was a woman. I suspect that I was right the first time Pastor. But as you say, this person may hide the truth from us but he/she cannot hide it from Jesus.

[Nancy (Quarantined)]

Re: SILVERBLUE'S SECRET!!!!

I'm sorry, sweetie, but any doubts one might have had with regards to your sissyboy status would be, I'd venture to say, assuaged by this exit of yours.
That wasn't dramatic exit so much as it was....drama queen. Sorry, honey.

who cares? Least i'm not a doormat. I have a bad attitude and i'm not afraid to use it

[Enobarbus]

Re: SILVERBLUE'S SECRET!!!!

By the way, my name is not Nancy.

It's Silverblue, you stupid fagface.

and I'm not a "fag" as you call it......maybe you are though-take a lil look in the mirror!!

I WAAAAAAAAAAAAY lost my patience here. I think i might have a little bit of fun here.

Sooo Mr I-have-the-biggest-ugliest-male-ego-ever, I want to make you cry like a BIG bubbling baby.

how do I go about that? how about you give me some ideas?

Friend, this is a mean-spirited post by you. I feel that the demons of ill-temper and irritability have got you in a stranglehold.

Do you realize that the Lord could bring you peace? Yes, the Lord can solve people's personal problems -- even yours. Take no notice of the doctors who will try to make you take pills and therapy. What you need is Jesus. With Jesus you will find a peace and calm that is not possible any other way. Trust me, friend. You must get on side with Jesus, then everything will be all right.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: SILVERBLUE'S SECRET!!!!

who cares? Least i'm not a doormat.

If you're implying I'm one, how silly.
1)You don't know me.
2)Think what you like, I know better and I'll never meet you in life, so I don't particularly care.

I have a bad attitude and i'm not afraid to use it

And what attitude is that, dear?
Mister Iwwitable snooky wookums?
Most frightening, dear.

[Enobarbus]

Re: SILVERBLUE'S SECRET!!!!

who cares? Least i'm not a doormat. I have a bad attitude and i'm not afraid to use it

What I don't understand, Jennifer, is whether you are going or not? I thought that you were about to make some dramatic exit?

Or did we misunderstand you?

Please think seriously about the fate of your Aeternal soul -- that is something that really is important. Really important. You must see that you are right with Jesus before the day of judgement when he will turf those who know him not -- whether they are women or nancyboys -- into eternal torment.

[SUV]

Re: SILVERBLUE'S SECRET!!!!

Jesus the Christ, Homer! So what is your "secret?" That you're not a sissyboy?

This is not a "secret" it is a L-I-E!!!

Now you be nice to our Godly Pastors. They're only here to help you. Confess your Homer!sexiness and perhaps they will award you a "Free Playstation 3"

I think we still have several of them left

[Nancy (Quarantined)]

Re: SILVERBLUE'S SECRET!!!!

What I don't understand, Jennifer, is whether you are going or not? I thought that you were about to make some dramatic exit?

Or did we misunderstand you?

Please think seriously about the fate of your Aeternal soul -- that is something that really is important. Really important. You must see that you are right with Jesus before the day of judgement when he will turf those who know him not -- whether they are women or nancyboys -- into eternal torment.

Actually, i decided to stay and have a bit of fun.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: SILVERBLUE'S SECRET!!!!

I want to make you cry like a BIG bubbling baby.

how do I go about that? how about you give me some ideas?

Well okay, I'll help you out. If you turn your life over to Jesus I might be moved to tears. It is always such a joyous event when a wad of unsaved scum like you gets on their knees for Christ.

By the way, a generous love offering (via the Paypal button) would inspire enormous crocodile tears from me as well. Try it and see.

[Enobarbus]

Re: SILVERBLUE'S SECRET!!!!

Jesus the Christ, Homer! So what is your "secret?" That you're not a sissyboy?

This is not a "secret" it is a L-I-E!!!

Now you be nice to our Godly Pastors. They're only here to help you. Confess your Homer!sexiness and perhaps they will award you a "Free Playstation 3"

I think we still have several of them left

It does seem that Nancy is telling us fibs Sister. It is true that she needs to confess and repent.

[Nancy (Quarantined)]

Re: SILVERBLUE'S SECRET!!!!

Jesus the Christ, Homer! So what is your "secret?" That you're not a sissyboy?

This is not a "secret" it is a L-I-E!!!

Now you be nice to our Godly Pastors. They're only here to help you. Confess your Homer!sexiness and perhaps they will award you a "Free Playstation 3"

I think we still have several of them left

" Now you be nice to our Godly Pastors. They're only here to help you." -here to hate me more like. Why should I be nice to them if they treat me like trash? I might as well act like trash then.

And what is 'Nancy' anyway?? I always thought it was a name.

I feeeel possesed!! by anger maybe....i dunno*screams*

[Enobarbus]

Re: SILVERBLUE'S SECRET!!!!

Actually, i decided to stay and have a bit of fun.

Well, remember that what sissyboys like you consider fun is laughed at by real people, Nancy.

To have real fun you need to become a True Christian™ and rejoice in the Lord's grace.