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  • Bastiard
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Jan 2010
    • 19

    #31
    Re: Hello, all

    I don't belong to a coven, you imbecile. And that is such a stereotype! Man you people are so prejudiced it makes me want to puke! And an orgy? Are you kidding? I haven't had sex yet--let alone with multiple people--that would be disgusting...there is ritual sex involved in Wicca, but it's usually one person with another person, not a friggin' mass orgy--you need to find a better place to find your info. And I never said I was Wiccan--I believe in various bits and pieces of other religions--I don't want to be the one to say it, but I'm pretty sure people are going to stop taking this kind of crap from you pretty soon...

    in the name of god, I pray that this website be shut down and revealed for what it truly is!!!!

    *blink* did it work? I'd be more worried about you guys being a cult than me. I mean seriously, you don't believe anything that's not in the bible--you're like a bunch of germaphobes that won't turn the light on because you're scared of contracting germs...it's kind of funny--btw, germs reproduce faster in direct sunlight, did you know that? And besides, pASStor Ezekiel, I would appreciate it if you would treat me with as much respect as your colleagues appear to be trying to give to me--you're being nothing but a giant ass-hole, you know that? And what if I were to stay? I'm pretty sure if God didn't want me here, he would have gotten me off of this forum a long time ago.

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    • Petal
      LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 991

      #32
      Re: Hello, all

      Originally posted by Bastiard View Post
      Therefore, it's best to say that it doesn't matter whether we're wrong or right, as long as we agree that we can each have our own opinions
      my momma say opininions be like buttholes, everyone have one an they all be schmelly but not true christain™ opininions, they be bestest an not stinks, even tho unsaveds folk say our opininions do stinks cuz our opininions be baseds on a real old book, that be the bibles , an the bibles so oldin that if it were a persons it would be deader than a dead ducks an that be schmelly


      this be your opininions

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      • Pastor Isaac Peters
        Senior Pastor
        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
        Always Biblically correct
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 10639

        #33
        Re: Hello, all

        Originally posted by Bastiard View Post
        did you read my post correctly? I said I don't believe in either Hell or Satan
        Prove that they don't exist.

        Originally posted by Bastiard View Post
        in the name of god, I pray that this website be shut down and revealed for what it truly is!!!!

        *blink* did it work?
        Why should He answer the prayers of one who has come here to mock Him?
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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        • Bastiard
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Jan 2010
          • 19

          #34
          Re: Hello, all

          [QUOTE=Gabriel Reproba;441892]First off. hello.

          Next, yes, youa re wrong. have you read the Bible or just listened to people tell you that they WISH is in the Bible? Here you go:

          Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

          Proverbs 31:9 Open thy mouth, judge righteously, and plead the cause of the poor and needy.

          1 Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

          Those are pretty clear commandments telling us we can and should judge others, don't you think? I know you're not really a Christian because nowhere, and I mean nowhere, in the Bible does it say we cannot judge others at all. The Bible does make it clear that there are rules we must follow when judging others (judging righteously, don't judge hypocritically, etc.) but there's no prohibition against judging whatsoever, like you seem to attest.

          You seem to misunderstand me--those passages are taken to mean they can judge other people--as in what they are like, and what to do with them as people--in the case of some sort of court hearing--but nowhere does it say this gives them the authority OVER god to judge where other people are going to end up in the next life...so I'm afraid you did not read my post clearly enough. It may say that a spiritual man can judge all things, but do you really think that god would give the authority to decide whre people are going to end up to a human? Have fun, Nancy

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          • Pastor Isaac Peters
            Senior Pastor
            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
            Always Biblically correct
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 10639

            #35
            Re: Hello, all

            What a desperate argument. 1 Cor. 2:15 has nothing to do with a court hearing, as you will plainly see when you read it in context:

            1 Cor. 2:12-16: Now we have received, not the spirit of the world, but the spirit which is of God; that we might know the things that are freely given to us of God. Which things also we speak, not in the words which man's wisdom teacheth, but which the Holy Ghost teacheth; comparing spiritual things with spiritual. But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know [them], because they are spiritually discerned. But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man. For who hath known the mind of the Lord, that he may instruct him? But we have the mind of Christ.

            The passage pretty clearly describes both us (who are spiritual) and you (the natural man).
            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

            Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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            • LittleMissV
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Jan 2010
              • 71

              #36
              Re: Hello, all

              Can we please ban this guy already? There might be CHILDREN reading this...

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              • Bastiard
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Jan 2010
                • 19

                #37
                Re: Hello, all

                your bible does, because you take it as the truth...and you didn't answer--does it say anywhere in the bible that God gave authority to lowly humans to decide where people are going in the next life? In all things, I would guess it means everything OF THIS EARTH. And the original bible was written in Hebrew--not English, so through all of the translations it went through, much of the meaning could have been lost, or twisted...you call atheists robots in one post, yet why do you think they are called "free-thinkers"? Because they believe what they want--I'd say you guys are more like robots--OtHeR rElIgIoNs...dO nOt cOmPuTe...if you even stopped to look at all the religions you claim to be false, at the head of most of them (excluding atheists, who do not worship Satan, as you have said in the false religions forum--how can they worship Satan when they don't believe in anything at all? the word atheist means, "without religion". Therefore, your unfounded claim that they worship Satan is pretty much tossed into the ground. I wasn't mocking Him, I was mocking you right-winged liberal bastards who think your religion is right and you're better than everyone else and you're the only ones righteous enough to go to heaven! Well wake up and smell the roses, sunshine! God Himself has yet to come down here and tell me what I'm doing is wrong...and besides, I've come to believe that God has a sense of humor, not being all wrathful and vengeful as your right-winged opinion states. Why else do you think he'd create half-witted beings such as ourselves? Probably for pure entertainment. It probably gets pretty boring up there.

                And by the way, I can't prove that Hell or Satan do or don't exist--it takes as much faith not to believe in them as it takes for you people to believe in your religion--either way, at the center of it all, faith is involved. You can't prove that your "Holy Bible" is the Truth because of all the extremely twisted and corrupt people who mistranslated it on purpose or by accident, in some cases, to suit their own desires.

                Other religions, in my eyes, are interlinked with each other, not broken apart and scattered as you so foolishly claim. God would not give the right to decide who is going to heaven or hell to humans!!!! That's His job, not yours, so stop over-crossing your boundaries, you old fools! Or in some cases, people who are young but act like they belong in the 1400s, not the 21st Century. This is NOT the middle ages, it is the age of information, so I'm afraid the train's left without you, I guess.

                Forget it, there's no getting through to people as thick-headed as you are. I'm wasting my breath trying to explain things to you, and you might as well be telling me I'm unsaved trash, except I can't hear you because I have giant earmuffs on, so it really doesn't affect me either way...and to petals, please speak in normal english so that I can understand you--and I was NEVER possessed, you half-wit! My beliefs are my own--I am not a puppet on a string--I believe that role would belong...to all of you.

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                • Levi Jones
                  Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                  Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                  Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                   
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 13930

                  #38
                  Re: Hello, all

                  Originally posted by Bastiard View Post
                  You seem to misunderstand me--those passages are taken to mean they can judge other people--as in what they are like, and what to do with them as people--in the case of some sort of court hearing--but nowhere does it say this gives them the authority OVER god to judge where other people are going to end up in the next life...so I'm afraid you did not read my post clearly enough. It may say that a spiritual man can judge all things, but do you really think that god would give the authority to decide whre people are going to end up to a human? Have fun, Nancy
                  The Word says that we judge the world and even the angels of Heaven, Ginger.

                  I Corinthians 6:2-3
                  Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters? Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?
                  Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                  • LittleMissV
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 71

                    #39
                    Re: Hello, all

                    Originally posted by Bastiard View Post
                    your bible does, because you take it as the truth...and you didn't answer--does it say anywhere in the bible that God gave authority to lowly humans to decide where people are going in the next life?
                    That is NOT what anyone here is claiming. It is immoral to assume that we can make God's decisions. We do however know who God despises because it says it all right there in the Holy Bible, you oughta read it sometimes...

                    Originally posted by Bastiard View Post
                    And the original bible was written in Hebrew--not English, so through all of the translations it went through, much of the meaning could have been lost, or twisted...
                    Did you not know that 72 identical versions of the Bible were submitted by translators from all over? Surely this must mean that the King James version of the Bible is an infallible translation.

                    Originally posted by Bastiard View Post
                    you call atheists robots in one post, yet why do you think they are called "free-thinkers"?
                    Liberal propaganda, lol

                    Originally posted by Bastiard View Post
                    God Himself has yet to come down here and tell me what I'm doing is wrong...and besides, I've come to believe that God has a sense of humor, not being all wrathful and vengeful as your right-winged opinion states. Why else do you think he'd create half-witted beings such as ourselves? Probably for pure entertainment. It probably gets pretty boring up there.
                    I thought you didn't believe in God, yet you analyze and comment on his character (which is so offensive by the way, have some respect). Clearly you have some sort of mental problem.

                    Originally posted by Bastiard View Post
                    This is NOT the middle ages, it is the age of information, so I'm afraid the train's left without you, I guess.
                    Do you mean the Express Train to Hell? Yes, thankfully it did leave without us, for we are True Christians™

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                    • Bastiard
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 19

                      #40
                      Re: Hello, all

                      actually, they are--did you bother to read the post before yours?

                      Originally posted by LittleMissV View Post
                      Can we please ban this guy already? There might be CHILDREN reading this...
                      Why are you standing up for them? You've been labeled unsaved trash, so why the hell are you standing up for them, huh?! And so what if children are reading this? You can't force your inane deformed version of Christianity on them--well, you could, but in the end they will grow up and probably decide what is right for THEMSELVES, not what you tell them to! Children may be impressionable, but you know what--I think they'd learn a lot more about kindness from me than the hate-mongerers on this site that are racist, biased, and bigoted towards any religion other than their own. Your religion preaches hate towards religions that are not Christians, so in other words, this is just a Christian extremist site, and nothing more...what a joke you must be in the Christian community. You call yourselves true Christians? With a trademark? Are you kidding me? If you were true Christians, you'd value compassion for others instead of this in-bred violence you people cling to after thousands of years!

                      @LittleMissV: I would mind your own business if I were you--this is between ME and THEM...so keep your nose OUT! And if children were reading this--yes, I can be violent, but what I learned is that god wants others to respect others, not shun them because they don't believe what they believe! That's why nothing gets done around here, because you people shun the rest of the world, and people can't work together towards a future if people like you refuse to help! There's no unity! It's just one bloody mess that is going to continue in this rabid cycle of so called "love" and hate, until there's nothing left! In my opinion, LittleMissV, children seeing this would most likely, if they are intelligent, to take away that adult quarreling is useless, and doesn't get anywhere other than one giant roadblock! So I'll ask again--why are you supporting these right-winged bastards? I may be extreme now, but it's because I'm mad, not because this is how I am all the time...if you'll excuse me, I have better things to do than quarrel with a bunch of old fools...

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                      • Talitha
                        Deaconess
                        Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                        True Christian™
                        • Jul 2026
                        • 15118

                        #41
                        Re: Hello, all

                        Originally posted by Bastiard View Post
                        Satanic Diatribe removed
                        Little Miss V seems to be the only one making sense out of the two of you.
                        I can see Miss V going far.

                        Sister Talitha

                        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                        • Bastiard
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 19

                          #42
                          Re: Hello, all

                          well, for one, I'm being blinded by anger right now...and I do aplogize for causing your site troubles, it's just that these people seem extremely close-minded to anything other than their own religion...and I admit I'm being close-minded too, otherwise I would probably accept your beliefs...although I follow--you don't have to accept someone else's ideas as your own, just acknowledge their right to believe what they want...if I'm going to Hell, then that's what you believe, but I believe everyone has a good place to go when they die, no matter what they've done--unless it's something truly bad like murdering or stuff like that, and yes, you say that Jesus will judge hypocrites...well, you know what, everyone can be a hypocrite every once and a while...I'm trying to force my beliefs on them, in a way...I'm not trying to cover my rear...it's just, I've spent too long being angered by what they say to me that I can't see past anything else...I'd better go...I'm not Christian, so in other words, I don't belong here...and yeah, go ahead and ban me--I'm all for that. I probably deserve to by your guys' standards...I didn't mean to be so extreme, but my beliefs are different from yours, so it's logical that we dould clash...but don't ask me if I have a coven orgy to attend...I'm not Wiccan, I'm not Christian--I believe in what I myself believe, and that's good enough for me...now, I should probably leave while I'm still in fairly good spirits...goodbye, landover. I know you won't miss me, but it was interesting seeing what you guys believe. Goodbye! (permanently--rejoice among yourselves--don't throw it at me in the forums as a jibe, please...thank you!

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                          • LittleMissV
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 71

                            #43
                            Re: Hello, all

                            Not covering your rear? Oh my, I can't believe I didn't realise where this blind hatred was coming from sooner. Yes, it is one of the most vile sins to be a homosexual and I understand that you feel the need to reflect your self-hatred unto us but there is a cure for this disease Bastiard! You can beat this ugly, sodomizing demon! Repent ye and thou shalt be saved!

                            You'll be in my prayers tonight, I promise.

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                            • Gabriel Reproba
                              Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                              The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2009
                              • 2479

                              #44
                              Re: Hello, all

                              Originally posted by Bastiard View Post
                              Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

                              Proverbs 31:9 Open thy mouth, judge righteously, and plead the cause of the poor and needy.

                              1 Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

                              but nowhere does it say this gives them the authority OVER god to judge where other people are going to end up in the next life...
                              Where did ANY Saved person on this site say way have authority OVER God? Surely someone would be struck down where they stand if they EVER said that! We just issue warnings abotu what GOD SAYS HE WILL DO. Let's see if your Eye-Of-Newt-Addled brain can recognize the difference: We judge people to be sluts. We then warn them "God warns us what he does with Sluts!" Get it?
                              so I'm afraid you did not read my post clearly enough.
                              Here is the quote from the post I responded to:

                              "God is the only one who has ever had the right to judge others, and [judge] where they go...am I wrong?"

                              How did I fail to respond to your question?

                              Have fun, Nancy
                              Oh so now you resort to calling names? VERY mature! Are all witches this well versed in playground argumentation?
                              Yours In Christ,

                              Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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