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  • rtb
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    • Jan 2010
    • 13
    #1

    Hello...

    Hello people of the Landover Baptist Church forum and website

    This is not my first post, and I have been on this website for a while, only to read. This is the first time I have made an account. The only reason I have made this account is to post the occasional intelligible reply. I am in no way here to flame anyone, so please do not think I am!!!!

    That being said, Its kind of difficult to introduce myself seeing as how I wish to remain anonymous, I will not give my name or any personal information, so don't ask for it! However I can tell you that I do believe in God, I am no member of any church, but I have attended in the past. The people there are generally very nice and welcoming, but it is something that just is not for me.

    So thats me in a nutshell, feel free to ask any questions you may have, but I cannot guarantee you that I will answer them.
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: Hello...

      What do you have to hide, friend?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Bobby-Joe
          Landover Security Superviser
          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 18405
          #3
          Re: Hello...

          Originally posted by rtb View Post
          Hello people of the Landover Baptist Church forum and website

          This is not my first post, and I have been on this website for a while, only to read. This is the first time I have made an account. The only reason I have made this account is to post the occasional intelligible reply. I am in no way here to flame anyone, so please do not think I am!!!!

          That being said, Its kind of difficult to introduce myself seeing as how I wish to remain anonymous, I will not give my name or any personal information, so don't ask for it! However I can tell you that I do believe in God, I am no member of any church, but I have attended in the past. The people there are generally very nice and welcoming, but it is something that just is not for me.

          So thats me in a nutshell, feel free to ask any questions you may have, but I cannot guarantee you that I will answer them.
          Friend,

          God knows all, you can't be anonymous to Him so why do you expect to be anonymous in His forum?

          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

          Hot Must ReadThreads!


          Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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            • GOD=life
              WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
              True Christian™
              • Jan 2010
              • 3263
              #4
              Re: Hello...

              One small question about your avatar. It looks kind of sexual. The figure does not appear to wear any pants. Also, the figure seems to have his pelvis slightly pushed forward as though he is in the act of a sexual act.

              I don't know if this is intentional or by mistake, but please be aware that this is a rather dubious avatar...
              I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

              Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
              Matthew 7:22               Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
              Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

              Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                • GodIsAlmighty
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 184
                  #5
                  Re: Hello...

                  Indeed. If you will not tell us your name, at least tell us your favorite bible quote.

                  also may I ask why you have EFG as your avatar. It seems like a pretty obvious troll pic, and I suggest you change it (why remain anonymous here anyway?)
                  Follow me on Thefacebook! http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?...00000884272376

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                    • GOD=life
                      WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                      True Christian™
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 3263
                      #6
                      Re: Hello...

                      The mask the figure is wearing is out of the movie V. This movie is dubious in Christian circles as it promotes terrorism.

                      I have pointed this out many times: God mockers always leave subtle clues as to their real intentions.
                      I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                      Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                      Matthew 7:22                       Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                      Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                      Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                        • GodIsAlmighty
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 184
                          #7
                          Re: Hello...

                          Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                          The mask the figure is wearing is out of the movie V. This movie is dubious in Christian circles as it promotes terrorism.

                          I have pointed this out many times: God mockers always leave subtle clues as to their real intentions.
                          Yes, but more specifically it is a picture of EFG (epic fail guy), which is a common troll picture, right up there with trollface (aka coolface)

                          ...not that I would know any of this. I only visit godly sites.
                          Follow me on Thefacebook! http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?...00000884272376

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                            • GOD=life
                              WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                              True Christian™
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 3263
                              #8
                              Re: Hello...

                              Originally posted by GodIsAlmighty View Post
                              ...not that I would know any of this. I only visit godly sites.
                              Ah, but I would not judge ye, Brother. One has to know what evils there are in the world so that one can speak authoritatively on the subject and warn others in their community.
                              I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                              Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                              Matthew 7:22                               Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                              Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                              Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                                • rtb
                                  Unsaved trash
                                  Under Investigation
                                  • Jan 2010
                                  • 13
                                  #9
                                  Re: Hello...

                                  Apologies, I thought it was simply a funny cartoon character..I will remove it now!

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                                    • GOD=life
                                      WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Jan 2010
                                      • 3263
                                      #10
                                      Re: Hello...

                                      Originally posted by rtb View Post
                                      Apologies, I thought it was simply a funny cartoon character
                                      You will learn that there are many things in life that may seem innocent or funny but are actually the Devil's way of trying to corrupt your soul. There are various threads here to warn others against such tricks. For example, movies like Avatar that try to wow you with special effects.
                                      I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                                      Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                                      Matthew 7:22                                       Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                                      Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                                      Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                                        • rtb
                                          Unsaved trash
                                          Under Investigation
                                          • Jan 2010
                                          • 13
                                          #11
                                          Re: Hello...

                                          Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                                          You will learn that there are many things in life that may seem innocent or funny but are actually the Devil's way of trying to corrupt your soul. There are various threads here to warn others against such tricks. For example, movies like Avatar that try to wow you with special effects.
                                          Why thankyou, I appreciate your advice, it looks like I have alot to learn.

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