[Betty Lambskin]

Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

Lady, I don't know what kind of perverted lifestyle YOU lead, but I have remained chaste from sister Thumper lo these many months. I have not even bethrothed her yet, much less had our relationship sanctified by Jesus. True Christians™ do not engage in whoredoms or fornications. It sounds to me like you are encouraging blatant, stinking sin!

What are you a Universalist Unitarian or something? They aren't even Christians!

Pastor Ezekiel
I'm sorry if I upset you, I assumed wrongly that you were married! Of course I don't teach fornication. But where in the New Testament Bible does it say a wife and husband can't have a mutually satisfying sex life through Christ Jesus?

[Betty Lambskin]

Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

Where in the Bible does it say that?

Dear Brother Temperance,

Galatians 3:23-25:
"Before this faith came, we were held prisoners by the law, locked up until faith should be revealed. So the law was put in charge to lead us to Christ that we might be justified by faith. Now that faith has come, we are no longer under the supervision of the law."

Rituals and rules found in the Old Testament were given to Israel.
Christians are no longer bound by these laws. By faith we live in Jesus Christ, not in Leviticus!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

I never thought of that, but that's an interesting thought. MOst of my techniques involve reading scripture together, or if that does not work, I had one colored gentleman tell me he slammed the Good Book shut on his genitals, over and over. I'm not recommending this, but he swears by it!

I can see how that could have its advantages, but only as long as he clearly marked the book he was using and everyone else knew not to touch it. I'd hate to accidentally touch a Bible that had the AIDS on it.

Okay, WTF? I know plenty of white whores. In fact I know more white whores than black whores.

Friend, A ) no-one's convinced by your claim to know women, and
B ) Polacks don't count as white.

You do know she is a filthy infrasexual whore who got out of jail because her syphilis might spread throughout the prison population? Is it really proper to place the holy halo of the enlightened bodhisattvas' on the head of a drunken infraconscious slut with a VD?

You do know that unless you learn to speak English and get right with Christ, you're in line to get a whole bunch of infraconsciousaction points heaped on your empty little head?

And anyway, your name sounds like a lady who could use a little Godrod in her baby vault! Don't you know that unlike the Pope-dopes, we believe in birth control these days? And intercourse suring menses is on the table, thanks to Jesus suffering on the blood-soaked cross.

Where in the Bible does it say that?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

Sounds like you both could uses a few days in my Bible class! Step 5 in my twelve step process to having "Great Sex In Christ" is "Spare the rod, spoil the wife" but I'm talking about the Godrod! Often christian women become disobedeient and neglectful of their day to day duties when their husbands forget to give them their nightly innoculation against virginity.

When was the last time you knew her? (As in, how Ham knew Noah when he was drunk and passed out in his tent?)

Lady, I don't know what kind of perverted lifestyle YOU lead, but I have remained chaste from sister Thumper lo these many months. I have not even bethrothed her yet, much less had our relationship sanctified by Jesus. True Christians™ do not engage in whoredoms or fornications. It sounds to me like you are encouraging blatant, stinking sin!

What are you a Universalist Unitarian or something? They aren't even Christians!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

Sounds like you both could uses a few days in my Bible class! Step 5 in my twelve step process to having "Great Sex In Christ" is "Spare the rod, spoil the wife" but I'm talking about the Godrod! Often christian women become disobedeient and neglectful of their day to day duties when their husbands forget to give them their nightly innoculation against virginity.

The 'godrod'?????

Your poor husband/partner/boyfriend! If you tell him every night to give you the 'godrod', then how is it that he manages not to giggle uncontrollably to the point of said rod not being able to function in a sexual capacity? *snicker*

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

And anyway, your name sounds like a lady who could use a little <blasphemy deleted> in her baby vault! Don't you know that unlike the Pope-dopes, we believe in birth control these days?

Well, I never!
I will have you know that I am a happily married woman and my husband and I try to make a baby at least once a month whether we like it or not!
I will also have you know that while I am an ex-papist, I still frown on birth control as the use of it goes against God's plan for womankind.

Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

1 Timothy 2:14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

That doesn't sound like God is in favor of birth control to me! I'm starting to wonder if you even are on the narrow path to salvation or if you're just another heathen here to mock.

Galatians 6:7 Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.

[Sista Lateefah]

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You have Paris Hilton in your signature... with a halo, no less!!!

You do know she is a filthy infrasexual whore who got out of jail because her syphilis might spread throughout the prison population? Is it really proper to place the holy halo of the enlightened bodhisattvas' on the head of a drunken infraconscious slut with a VD?

Why you judgmental chink! Why you gotsa come on here slanderizin' po' Miss Hilton!? Y'all boodists always playin' it off like y'all be all acceptin' of everybody, butchoo can't even fo'give folks when they had turned they life around! Thank you fo' provin' that only JESUS lead to the path of peace, Booda lead to hatred and HELL!

[Betty Lambskin]

Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

Of course we are completely opposed to abuse. But when Sister Thumper burns my steak, she gets the back of my hand and knows that she deserved it.

Sounds like you both could uses a few days in my Bible class! Step 5 in my twelve step process to having "Great Sex In Christ" is "Spare the rod, spoil the wife" but I'm talking about the Godrod! Often christian women become disobedeient and neglectful of their day to day duties when their husbands forget to give them their nightly innoculation against virginity.

When was the last time you knew her? (As in, how Ham knew Noah when he was drunk and passed out in his tent?)

[Betty Lambskin]

Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

Oh dear! I didn't see this as I was writing my last post! This isn't Godly at all!

I feel my name is giving people the wrong message about who I am. I would prefer Blood o' the Lamb. But how can I change it?

And anyway, your name sounds like a lady who could use a little Godrod in her baby vault! Don't you know that unlike the Pope-dopes, we believe in birth control these days? And intercourse suring menses is on the table, thanks to Jesus suffering on the blood-soaked cross.

[Goatski]

Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

Oh dear! I didn't see this as I was writing my last post! This isn't Godly at all!

You have Paris Hilton in your signature... with a halo, no less!!!

You do know she is a filthy infrasexual whore who got out of jail because her syphilis might spread throughout the prison population? Is it really proper to place the holy halo of the enlightened bodhisattvas' on the head of a drunken infraconscious slut with a VD?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

Pastor Ezekiel

I in no way condone domestic violence. And "sassy" should not equal "beating". Instead, why not have a careful reading of the scripture together while nude? This might diffuse the tension.

And 'the buck' was an elderly gentleman with cerebral palsy!

Well maam, you can't ever be too careful with a nigra. They are quite animalistic, and he was probably faking his medical condition to cheat of his welfare check.

As for wife spanking, I am afraid that you'll find that we True Christian™ are great advocates of it. God clearly commands that Men be in charge, and that women keep their yaps shut, and that as Christian Men, we are to subjectify them.

1 Timothy 2:11-15
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

1 Peter 3:1
Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands.

Of course we are completely opposed to abuse. But when Sister Thumper burns my steak, she gets the back of my hand and knows that she deserved it.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

I in no way condone domestic violence. And "sassy" should not equal "beating". Instead, why not have a careful reading of the scripture together while nude? This might diffuse the tension.

Oh dear! I didn't see this as I was writing my last post! This isn't Godly at all!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

Welcome, Bloody Lambskin. I have to admit I'm torn. Your posts so far have been quite Godly, but your name disturbs me. One of the few things I did right back in my (unfortunate) papist days was protest against birth control, and lamb skin is a popular material in the creation of CONdoms (the con being the lie that they make fornication safe).
Because of this, the image your name conjures is of two heathens fornicating during the time of the woman's curse, or possibly two sodomites, one with a ruptured a*us thanks to their disgusting sin.
It's good that you explained your name here, but if your DoF file comes back clean and you earn yourself a membership, I'd hate to see you have to explain your name every time some witch or homer thinks they've found a peer.

[Betty Lambskin]

Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

Does your Godly husband give you his permission to lead such a group? If it were my wife, I'd never let her near any nigra bucks, especially while discussing sex.

I wonder if your group endorses "Christian Domestic Discipline", aka Godly Christian Husbands dealing out beatings to their wives when they (naturally enough) get sassy from time to time. I'd love to hear your opinions on this topic.

Pastor Ezekiel

I in no way condone domestic violence. And "sassy" should not equal "beating". Instead, why not have a careful reading of the scripture together while nude? This might diffuse the tension.

And 'the buck' was an elderly gentleman with cerebral palsy!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

Goths and Stanists try and turn blood into something for the devil. But let me remind you that Blood poured out of Jesus hands, his feet, his side and his head so that we could be set free. Bathing in Christ's sweet blood sets us free from sin.

What in the name of the FSM is a 'Stanist'? Are there a bunch of people who worship a guy named Stan?