[The Jabba Master]

Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

Yeesh, you are SUCH a goober. Satan is going to have a blast with you.

Enjoy Hell Goob.

Lve, Sister Thumper

In the words of my Grandfather: "I've been there and I've come back for you"

[deadhero]

Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

And right about in the middle of the second sentence you'll hear a loud POP and then you'll find yourself up to your neck in scalding hot bile, with a swarm of demons paddling over to greet you.

Take a look at THIS comic book about fools like you.

Thank you Pastor E, for posting a link to this particular publications. I was given one a long time ago and haven't seen one since. Thank you for putting me back in touch with their wealth of enlightening messages and literature. Praises be!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

Ah you see theres a difrence between me and him (the kid in your comic book i dont beleave there is not a god but i havent seen enoughf evadence for there to be a god and in the end as a famous wrighter said "Actions Speek louder the words"

Yeesh, you are SUCH a goober. Satan is going to have a blast with you.

Enjoy Hell Goob.

Lve, Sister Thumper

[The Jabba Master]

Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

And right about in the middle of the second sentence you'll hear a loud POP and then you'll find yourself up to your neck in scalding hot bile, with a swarm of demons paddling over to greet you.

Take a look at THIS comic book about fools like you.

Ah you see theres a difrence between me and him (the kid in your comic book i dont beleave there is not a god but i havent seen enoughf evadence for there to be a god and in the end as a famous wrighter said "Actions Speek louder the words"

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

No what I plan on telling him is this: "Look I wanted to believe but you didn't give me anything to go on thus you made yourself not real and that's how I became an Agnostic. You see things are aren't as black an white as the bible says. If you check my record you will see that even though I didn't go to church I was a good person, I never committed a Sin I never felt bad about. And with that I leave you to decide"

And right about in the middle of the second sentence you'll hear a loud POP and then you'll find yourself up to your neck in scalding hot bile, with a swarm of demons paddling over to greet you.

Take a look at THIS comic book about fools like you.

[Betty Lambskin]

Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

even though I didn't go to church I was a good person

Like that matters! It's all about accepting the one true savior! Even murderous, donkey-raping, kitten eating goths can be redeemed! It's you and the Jesus-killers who think you can get off easy just becasue you're "nice." You know what? Jesus is really sick of you nice people. Always talking about how you're a good person. Until you smiley nose-picking retards get Jesus ' cleaning service on your insides, you're about as disposable as my Tommy's smelly corn-filled diaper. AMEN!

[The Jabba Master]

Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

Boreing? Boreing? Is that what you plan to tell Jesus when you die? "I wanded to Lard, but i wen to curce an it boreing." I'm sure you'll find Satan's basting bulb crammed into your Sarlacc much more entertaining!

No what I plan on telling him is this: "Look I wanted to believe but you didn't give me anything to go on thus you made yourself not real and that's how I became an Agnostic. You see things are aren't as black an white as the bible says. If you check my record you will see that even though I didn't go to church I was a good person, I never committed a Sin I never felt bad about. And with that I leave you to decide"

[Brother Temperance]

Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

At the Cathloic School? yes but i was only there for 3 or 4 months and that happend in 2000

You mean, you're more than 7 years old? My word.

[The Jabba Master]

Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

So you find education an unbearable experience? That explains a lot about you.

At the Cathloic School? yes but i was only there for 3 or 4 months and that happend in 2000

[Betty Lambskin]

Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

Read my previous Post

i only went to curch once and i havent gone back becuse it was vary vary boreing

Boreing? Boreing? Is that what you plan to tell Jesus when you die? "I wanded to Lard, but i wen to curce an it boreing." I'm sure you'll find Satan's basting bulb crammed into your Sarlacc much more entertaining!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

I went to Cathloic School and my Mom Was Educated in one too... me and her agree its like Hell on earth...

So you find education an unbearable experience? That explains a lot about you.

[The Jabba Master]

Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

So, your mother agrees that the Catlicker Buggery Academies are hellish institutions, but she still sent you off to be educated in rape by Satan's little helpers? What kind of a sick freak is she?

No Most of the teachers are idiots. The reason she sent me there was becuse she thought i needed a change of sceanery after my grandma died, she realy wasnt thinking of what it was like she was stuck in her own little world becuse she had to deel with my grandma's death as well. But anyway when I told her i wanted out of there she rememberd why she hated going there too

[Brother Temperance]

Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

I went to Cathloic School and my Mom Was Educated in one too... me and her agree its like Hell on earth...

So, your mother agrees that the Catlicker Buggery Academies are hellish institutions, but she still sent you off to be educated in rape by Satan's little helpers? What kind of a sick freak is she?

[The Jabba Master]

Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

You don't know much there kiddo. Jesus' earthly ministry was 500 years before Rome fell. Clearly, while you were baptized a Catholic you were not educated by them.

I went to Cathloic School and my Mom Was Educated in one too... me and her agree its like Hell on earth...

[Unsaved and Loving It]

Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

In fact, Jesus barely saw the birth of the Roman Empire. Caesar Augustus (the first emperor) was dead long after Jesus. He might've seen the death of the Roman Republic, but as for the Empire? Not by a long shot.