[Johnny G]

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Son, your ignorance is striking. Being gay is a choice. I chose not to be gay and prayed. I was cured immediately, but as a precaution I underwent aversion therapy that included surgical implants and electrical shock treatment. I am 100% heterosexual now. And if I was not rendered impotent by my therapy, I can assure I would be the proud father of many, many future True Christians™ today.

So, you were a man that loved men, then you went through surgery (became a woman I assume) got implants, electroshock, and now since you are a woman you are heterosexual because you like men?

Anything else makes no sense.

My dear, I have a strong suspicion you are very much younger than 18. Shoo!

I am 43 and am well educated. I am concerned about yourself though. A nursing home may well be coming sooner than you think dear.

[Professor Bessemer]

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So, you were a man that loved men, then you went through surgery (became a woman I assume) got implants, electroshock, and now since you are a woman you are heterosexual because you like men?

Anything else makes no sense.

My goodness you are obtuse! I never loved men, I had sweaty anonymous sex with perverts and hated myself for it afterwards. The implants were in my groinal area and were there to cause intense discomfort during arousal. They were part of the aversion therapy. They have since been removed

I am still 100% the man God made me to be, but the staff infection that went septic that I acquired during the implant removal process has left me unable to perform in a marital way.

[Mrs. Rogers]

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I am 43

So says many a 15 yr old on the internets; stangely, many 43 yr old men like to say they are 15, especially on social networking sites.

It's all very confusing.

and am well educated.

How wonderful -- which Bible college did you attend?

I am concerned about yourself though. A nursing home may well be coming sooner than you think dear.

Mark my words, The Rapture© will happen before anyone DARES dump me in a nursing home!

[Johnny G]

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My goodness you are obtuse! I never loved men, I had sweaty anonymous sex with perverts and hated myself for it afterwards. The implants were in my groinal area and were there to cause intense discomfort during arousal. They were part of the aversion therapy. They have since been removed

I am still 100% the man God made me to be, but the staff infection that went septic that I acquired during the implant removal process has left me unable to perform in a marital way.

So you would say this is punishment for having sex with men for the majority of your life? You said it was a choice to be gay, yet you had to be tamed like a dog not to jump at the next stud that walked your way. How do you explain that? That is not a choice.

choice | ch ois|
noun
an act of selecting or making a decision when faced with two or more possibilities : the choice between good and evil.

and you couldn't choose the good. so what does that make you? it took an act of a staff infection to keep you from making this "choice". I'm sorry, but you're logic is flawed.

[Johnny G]

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So says many a 15 yr old on the internets; stangely, many 43 yr old men like to say they are 15, especially on social networking sites.

It's all very confusing.


How wonderful -- which Bible college did you attend?


Mark my words, The Rapture© will happen before anyone DARES dump me in a nursing home!

I am a worldly scholar. My knowledge extends far beyond the realms of this simple forum.

and to the bolded, you better hope it is within a few months, or I fear your plan may be foiled.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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BLAH BLAH BLAH

Sorry to butt in here, but the Pofessor's logic is flawed? According to the 40-something, Pantycoastal, teenaged trolltard? Pardon me if choose to listen to a COLLEGE PROFESSOR instead of some dingus from the unsaved internets!

[Professor Bessemer]

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Son, your ignorance is striking. Being gay is a choice. I chose not to be gay and prayed. I was cured immediately, but as a precaution I underwent aversion therapy that included surgical implants and electrical shock treatment. I am 100% heterosexual now. And if I was not rendered impotent by my therapy, I can assure I would be the proud father of many, many future True Christians™ today.

So you would say this is punishment for having sex with men for the majority of your life? You said it was a choice to be gay, yet you had to be tamed like a dog not to jump at the next stud that walked your way. How do you explain that? That is not a choice.

choice | ch ois|
noun
an act of selecting or making a decision when faced with two or more possibilities : the choice between good and evil.

and you couldn't choose the good. so what does that make you? it took an act of a staff infection to keep you from making this "choice". I'm sorry, but you're logic is flawed.

And you seem to have a learning disability. I have done you the courtesy of highlighting and enlarging the pertinent portion of my previous post that applies to your most recent string of semi-related sentences.

[Johnny G]

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Sorry to butt in here, but the Pofessor's logic is flawed? According to the 40-something, Pantycoastal, teenaged trolltard? Pardon me if choose to listen to a COLLEGE PROFESSOR instead of some dingus from the unsaved internets!

Correction Sir: GAY COLLEGE PROFESSOR

carry on

[Johnny G]

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And you seem to have a learning disability. I have done you the courtesy of highlighting and enlarging the pertinent portion of my previous post that applies to your most recent string of semi-related sentences.

the inability to have sex doesn't suddenly make you heterosexual. i don't believe a word you say.

[Mrs. Rogers]

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I am a worldly scholar. My knowledge extends far beyond the realms of this simple forum.

A "worldly scholar"? Where did you get your degree in Worldly Scholaring, dear?

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Hello

Correction Sir: GAY COLLEGE PROFESSOR

Ex-Gay™ friend. Let us at least be correct if we cannot be polite

the inability to have sex doesn't suddenly make you heterosexual. i don't believe a word you say.

And I have nothing to prove to you sir, not one thing. I am saved. I am a True Christian™, I live in Freehold Iowa currently and I will live for eternity in Heaven come the Glory. You, on the other hand, will burn. The Devil is waiting for you, all gnashing teeth and dripping claws. He will flay your flesh from your sinners body daily as you scream and scream again for mercy. But it will be too late.

Now, I will often try and convince a sinner such as yourself that you need to turn from your false church to the One True Religion™ that is True Christianity™. But I know it would be a fools errand to waste my time on you. You are a lost cause friend. Your unfounded hubris blinds you to the truth. And you will never accept this simple fact until you are writhing in agony in the Lake of Fire. I pity you.

[GOD=life]

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So let's say I raped your daughter today, that must mean we should marry correct? Hypothetically speaking, what would you say to that?

That people in your family apparently think very lightly of rape.

Dear child, rape is not the equivalent of casual sex that you regret afterwards. Just because you feel dirty after a one night stand of drugs and sex does not mean you were raped.

[GOD=life]

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the inability to have sex doesn't suddenly make you heterosexual. i don't believe a word you say.

Why are you trying to turn a heterosexual male (back) into a homersexual?

Are you interested in him?

[Johnny G]

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Why are you trying to turn a heterosexual male (back) into a homersexual?

Are you interested in him?

But he's already a homo... or did you miss that part?