[John Scopes]

Re: Seeking Strong Christian Friends

Oh no. This is exactly the type of stuff I have to deal with on campus. This is what I believe:

Genesis 2:7 "And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul."

I will not be tricked into believing psycho atheist theories of man apes.

How disappointing, and you seemed so cognizant.

I had heard that the coyotes tell you what to say just prior to stuffing you into the car trunk. It must be true

[Alberto]

Re: Seeking Strong Christian Friends

Apparently you guys are having a hard time understanding that I am an American citizen. Remember I am only HALF messican. I should have expected this difficultly and your concerns. In person people are less doubtful because they see my light colored skin.

Anyways I do not need a green card to work, and I am looking for some extra cash. I used to mow lawns back in high school. I can do that for anyone. I am really good.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Seeking Strong Christian Friends

Apparently you guys are having a hard time understanding that I am an American citizen. Remember I am only HALF messican. I should have expected this difficultly and your concerns. In person people are less doubtful because they see my light colored skin.

Anyways I do not need a green card to work, and I am looking for some extra cash. I used to mow lawns back in high school. I can do that for anyone. I am really good.

We've already got plenty of gardeners, boy.

[peterjohansson]

Re: Seeking Strong Christian Friends

Apparently you guys are having a hard time understanding that I am an American citizen. Remember I am only HALF messican. I should have expected this difficultly and your concerns. In person people are less doubtful because they see my light colored skin.

Anyways I do not need a green card to work, and I am looking for some extra cash. I used to mow lawns back in high school. I can do that for anyone. I am really good.

What are you implying with 'Strong Christian Friends' ? What kind of friends exactly? God hates fags.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Seeking Strong Christian Friends

Apparently you guys are having a hard time understanding that I am an American citizen. Remember I am only HALF messican. I should have expected this difficultly and your concerns. In person people are less doubtful because they see my light colored skin.

Anyways I do not need a green card to work, and I am looking for some extra cash. I used to mow lawns back in high school. I can do that for anyone. I am really good.

Hey Hey Albert!

I understand you are half messican and half American and were born here, so that really makes almost 2/3 American, which is good enough for me.

You understand with the new laws the way they are and ICE cracking down on the employers, many are reluctant to take a chance on you. Not me, by gum.
As you may of heard, I have a farm here on the edge of the beautiful Appalachia Mountains. We are 40 miles from the closest town, about half way between Walton's Mountain and the lovely town of Lynchburg.
I pay an honest man an honest day's wages. We have an on-site store and pretty luxurious lodging available. In fact, we are like a little town and everyone is related.
Now if this interests you, please be at the Home Depot this Saturday. I'll be driving the stake bed truck that says "T. A. Jefferson Farm". Just hop in the back and tell Fernando (he is bi-lingual, so you can speak your native tongue to him) I said you were 'A-OK".
Looking forward to having you.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Seeking Strong Christian Friends

I can do that for anyone. I am really good.

Can you install high pressure sprinkler systems with motion detection?