[GOD=life]

Re: what's wrong with you people?

Forgive me... you're. I am used to people not caring about my grammar and accepting what I said as what it sounds like.

Ah, but it can mean two different things. In this specific context, we could decipher what you wanted to say. In another context, maybe not.

We have a keen eye for details after studying the KJV 1611 Bible for years and years. Every word and every letter counts.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: what's wrong with you people?

... lots of bragging you copy and pasted from someone who actually has a high IQ ...

Any more impressive achievements you want to lie about to us?

[Pastor Bizzle-Rizzle]

Re: what's wrong with you people?

Your age adjusted IQ score is 138 and the average score is 100.

A'ight so you smart and shizzle that don't mean jack come judgment day if you ain't saved, you dig? Why don't you give a shout out to the man upstairs who gave you them smarts instead of always tryin to perpetrate? You know your ass has got some sins and shizzle that yo' ass needs to repent from. Why don't you let your man Jizzle Chrizzle shoulder that burden for you? He died fo yo ass, bitch. That's some motherf--king love right there, dog. Why don't you show a savior some respect?

[satan's favorite holeboy]

Re: what's wrong with you people?

Yo fo-rizzle, you needs to put down them 40's and pick u up a K-to tha-J-to-tha-Vizzle, you know what I'm sayin homie?

haha 40s are for nigras, son. I picked to respond to you because you made me laugh. (BTW: I pray that I don't get banned soon because I DO like you people here). Whoever you are Pastor Bizzle Rizzle, you obviously have a sense of humor, and I like you, no homo. I actually have read KJV1611 over a few times, front to back. However, I do not feel that it is necessary for me to memorize verses, as long as I have received and understood the Good Word of The Lord Jesus Christ

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: what's wrong with you people?

However, I do not feel that it is necessary for me to memorize verses

What is the point of reading the Bible if you don't remember what it says?

[Pastor Bizzle-Rizzle]

Re: what's wrong with you people?

haha 40s are for nigras, son.

Whatever cracker, put down the Goose that's got ya feelin loose or put down the Tron that's got you in tha zone.

I actually have read KJV1611 over a few times, front to back

A'ight cracka, I'ma put you to the test and see if U is fo rizzle.

After Lord Jizzle Chrizzle saves a Christian's ass, does he ever sin again?

Edited to add: You can't just say yes or no. I needs some verses beeotch.

[satan's favorite holeboy]

Re: what's wrong with you people?

ok for all you haters, I am an eagle scout. That is an impressive achievement, but what is more impressive is that I made it through scouts without having a single homo experience. The IQ score is no lie, I do not care how smart you think I am really. If you really knew who I am as a person, you would hate me in the way Jesus Christ meant love to be. However, I do respect many of your ideals, and I do agree women can not be trusted, and must be kept on a leash. Hey, what's a good pie recipe i can give to my girlfriend? Cuz she really needs help, and black eyes don't seem to be doing the trick

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: what's wrong with you people?

Yo Pastor Bizzle-Rizzle, you cool man! (Even though I don't understand most of what you say, you obviously are a True Christian.)

[Halleluyah Rob]

Re: what's wrong with you people?

Yo Pastor Bizzle-Rizzle, you cool man! (Even though I don't understand most of what you say, you obviously are a True Christian.)

He's so fly. Is that what they say, "fly"?
i will never understand them negroes..

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: what's wrong with you people?

I do not care how smart you think I am really

Then why do you keep repeating over and over and over and over and over what your IQ is? You are convincing no one here by the way. We all know you a retarded idiot.

[satan's favorite holeboy]

Re: what's wrong with you people?

What is the point of reading the Bible if you don't remember what it says?

Ok I phrased that improperly. I remember the bible, I remember themes, I just don't remember specific verses. So in response to the next post, I would give you some verses but i don't recall them specifically. Forgive me, but it is a rather large book. There is no way I am going to remember where a specific line is. However, a christian always has in their past, the fact that they worshiped a woman, but if they learn to accept the Lord Jesus Christ as their one and only true savior, if they are stuck down at that moment, they will be allowed into the Kingdom of Heaven for making the conscious decision.

Nobody says "fly" anymore, that was soo 1998 lol.

If you can't tell, I am a hippie, and I know that is a sin, but I have had some major revelations in my life recently, and I want to change for the better. Did I at least start with the correct bible??

[Palmer C. Eldrich]

Re: what's wrong with you people?

Hey, what's a good pie recipe i can give to my girlfriend? Cuz she really needs help, and black eyes don't seem to be doing the trick

You are a liar you don't have a girlfriend.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: what's wrong with you people?

I am a hippie

We know.

Did I at least start with the correct bible??

Yes.

[satan's favorite holeboy]

Re: what's wrong with you people?

You are a liar you don't have a girlfriend.

Well, I'm not really here to debate this subject, but THANX for your support. I really do want a pie with flavor though...

As for you, Old Man, I think we kind of have a connection here, and you agree with me about my bible choice. Now can you please explain to me why I am a horrible person? I mean, no, I do not devote every waking moment to Our Savior because I have a social life, and I have classes and a job to attend (scratch that, I was just fired today because our company was downsizing, and I am only a part-time employee due to my education), but i try to make time for The Lord whenever I have a second.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: what's wrong with you people?

can you please explain to me why I am a horrible person

Can you explain why you think this?