[Goatski]

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Another newbie with insides that aren't candied. This just isn't my week.

Just wait, it hasn't even started yet!

That doesn't mean her insides aren't sweet.

Judge ye not the internal constitution based on the subjective googles of the animal ego. Only through the disillusion of the ego can we see the objective truth of reality. We must all take up the heavy cross and live the cosmic christic drama!!!

[Bernal]

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I can assure you that there is no silicon in Sister Thumper's chest. Those are 100% USDA Made in the Good 'ole U.S. of A grade AAA+ all natural milk makers. I can personally assure you they are not hard at all. GLORY HALLELUJAH!!!! They are the softest things a precious little future warrior in Christ can rest his little head on. PRAISE JESUS!!! The milk that those godly globules produces is practically filled with the blood of Christ Jesus!!! GLORY!!! Those sanctified ta-ta's could almost redeem Sister Thumper in the Lord's eye even if she hadn't had a child.

Your envy is quite evident. Let not your teen angst move you to jealousy and envy because Sister Thumper is well formed and you are as flat chested as ditch.

"He that is slow to wrath is of great understanding: but he that is hasty of spirit exalteth folly. A sound heart is the life of the flesh: but envy the rottenness of the bones." (Proverbs 14, 29-30)

You'll grow into a woman someday. That or Jesus will kill you first.

My "ta-tas" are just fine. I have no envy for Sister Thumper, as I take a more "all-natural" approach to human bodies than Thumper apparently does.

How do you know so much about her bosoms? Been fornicating lately?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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I can assure you that there is no silicon in Sister Thumper's chest. Those are 100% USDA Made in the Good 'ole U.S. of A grade AAA+ all natural milk makers. I can personally assure you they are not hard at all. GLORY HALLELUJAH!!!! They are the softest things a precious little future warrior in Christ can rest his little head on. PRAISE JESUS!!! The milk that those godly globules produces is practically filled with the blood of Christ Jesus!!! GLORY!!! Those sanctified ta-ta's could almost redeem Sister Thumper in the Lord's eye even if she hadn't had a child.

Your envy is quite evident. Let not your teen angst move you to jealousy and envy because Sister Thumper is well formed and you are as flat chested as ditch.

"He that is slow to wrath is of great understanding: but he that is hasty of spirit exalteth folly. A sound heart is the life of the flesh: but envy the rottenness of the bones." (Proverbs 14, 29-30)

You'll grow into a woman someday. That or Jesus will kill you first.

Oh Brother Lebeau, you are just the most precious thing!!!! That was beautifl!

As for Bern, take no notice. She is a carpenters dream....flat as a board and easy to nail.

Lve, Sister Thumper

[Goatski]

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My "ta-tas" are just fine. I have no envy for Sister Thumper, as I take a more "all-natural" approach to human bodies than Thumper apparently does.

How do you know so much about her bosoms? Been fornicating lately?

Do not feed your ego of lust by fantasizing about the Frenchman and the comely Sister Thumper humping a grinding like savage beast. For it was that very original sin which degenerated a part of mankind toward animal behavior, forcing them out of the etheric state of Eden, which is the 4th dimension. She is currently engaged in a "courting ritual" with a homosexual vampiric cross dresser who has no sexual desire toward her whatsoever with no plans of ever marrying her. It is such a shame that such a beautiful woman is so deluded. I'd hate to see a cute wholesome girl like yourself fall into the same infrasexual trap of depravity and libidinousness.

Forgo lust. It is Love that is lasting. And Love is beyond lust and selfish clinging.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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Do not feed your ego of lust by fantasizing about the Frenchman and the comely Sister Thumper humping a grinding like savage beast. For it was that very original sin which degenerated a part of mankind toward animal behavior, forcing them out of the etheric state of Eden, which is the 4th dimension. She is currently engaged in a "courting ritual" with a homosexual vampiric cross dresser who has no sexual desire toward her whatsoever with no plans of ever marrying her. It is such a shame that such a beautiful woman is so deluded. I'd hate to see a cute wholesome girl like yourself fall into the same infrasexual trap of depravity and libidinousness.

Forgo lust. It is Love that is lasting. And Love is beyond lust and selfish clinging.

He's right you know.

[Bernal]

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That was some deep stuff.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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Originally Posted by Remy Lebeau
I can assure you that there is no silicon in Sister Thumper's chest. Those are 100% USDA Made in the Good 'ole U.S. of A grade AAA+ all natural milk makers. I can personally assure you they are not hard at all. GLORY HALLELUJAH!!!! They are the softest things a precious little future warrior in Christ can rest his little head on. PRAISE JESUS!!! The milk that those godly globules produces is practically filled with the blood of Christ Jesus!!! GLORY!!! Those sanctified ta-ta's could almost redeem Sister Thumper in the Lord's eye even if she hadn't had a child.

AHA HA! That's got to be the funniest thing I've ever read...oh wow.

[Remy Lebeau]

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My "ta-tas" are just fine. I have no envy for Sister Thumper, as I take a more "all-natural" approach to human bodies than Thumper apparently does.

How do you know so much about her bosoms? Been fornicating lately?

Why that is completely and totally uncalled for you little dimple chested, over sexed, mongoloid, sushi smelling hussy. Don't go making outlandish claims just because Sister Thumper has soft, smooth, full figured ta-tas - PRAISE JESUS!!! - with perfectly circular pink nipples - GLORY!!! - not to long, not to short - HALLELUJAH!!! - and a backside you could bounce a quarter on. If you were perfected in the blood of Christ you too could maybe grow into such a godly woman and not have a concave chest. Just because you have nothing more than overachieving nipples and stuff your bra(i.e. shoelace) with raisins doesn't give you the right to to heap rumors of sin on myself or Sister Thumper.

I am a happily married man who would never dream of having an adulterous affair. I love my blonde haired, blue eyed, cherry red full lipped, alabaster skinned, aerobics fanatic wife with all my heart. Someone with a name like Kygangbok wouldn't be able to comprehend love. Your parents probably had several litters of mongoloid slants during several of those hotel orgies they have in the nip hotels. Your desire to be white and pure is at least a start seeing you at least are admitting you have a problem. The sickness and depravity in your mind reveals your true need to have Christ Jesus inside your heart and I can assure you Jesus wants to get inside of you if you'll let him.

[Remy Lebeau]

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That was some deep stuff.

Oh, sweet Jesus, you didn't actually let that quack have a go at your yoni with his lingam, did you?

[Talitha]

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I think the Ghost of Brother Remy's ex-Negra past is coming back to haunt him or that Goatboy character is posessing him with Demons
All this talk of Sister Thumpers Ample Baby Cushions.

Yoni and Lingam? Is that some kind of Jooish TV Comedy Show ?

[Remy Lebeau]

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I think the Ghost of Brother Remy's ex-Negra past is coming back to haunt him or that Goatboy character is posessing him with Demons
All this talk of Sister Thumpers Ample Baby Cushions.

Yoni and Lingam? Is that some kind of Jooish TV Comedy Show ?

I looked it up on the Internets, sister. And I was shocked at the level of depravity I found. It is not for the faint of heart. Goatboy is speaking in demon code and I'm going to crack that code before he pulls some kinda demon mind control on the young impressionable misfits who come here to learn about Jesus. No doubt his rectum is harboring an army of colon demons simply waiting for the order to attack all who will listen to his insanities.

It really gets to me when some flat chested chink comes in here claiming to to be white with a name like kybongataka and talks trash about Chaste True Christian Ladies. All True Christian Ladies are ample of bosom and agreeable to the eyes, but not in a sinful way. I sometimes forget that these people are not Saved like we are and pervert innocent statements of facts to be sexual escapades. Only the blood of Christ can cleanse them.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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You are a racists young lady. Just because I'm blonde and beautiful like JESUS, doesn't mean I'm plastic, nor a bimbo. I am as real as JESUS.

Lve, Sister Thumper

Since Jesus was a Palestinian Jew, I doubt that he was blonde-haired and blue-eyed.

[WickedWitch]

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There was a girl named Sister Thump and bimbo was her name-o! B-I-M-B-O! B-I-M-B-O! B-I-M-B-O!! And bimbo was her name-o!
Sing it with me people! *claps hands*

LMAO!!! Oh my gods, you're awesome! You rock hardcore! That was... That was just f*cking great!

Since Jesus was a Palestinian Jew, I doubt that he was blonde-haired and blue-eyed.

You know that they will never accept the idea that Jesus wasn't white, right?

[Old Iron Crotch]

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You know that they will never accept the idea that Jesus wasn't white, right?

I know. But I have this crazy hope that maybe if I say it enough times, one - just one - of them might get it.

[Miss Hikari]

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LMAO!!! Oh my gods, you're awesome! You rock hardcore! That was... That was just f*cking great!

*curtsies* Glad you think so. My cousin was bouncing around singing Bingo, and that's where I got the idea. Don't bust a gut laughing now.