[Enobarbus]

Re: This "Church" must be some kind of sick joke.

mate you look like the sugar daddy, that beard needs a snip.

Friend, I may be ugly but I am a True Christian™, one of the Lord's anointed, and on my way to eternal Glory in Heaven with Jesus.

But you, unless you change your ways, repent, accept the Lord as your personal Saviour and start tithing to Landover will rot for all eternity in the fiery depths of Hell. Are you going to accept the Lord? Even Englishmen can be saved©! Yes, it's true. It may seem unlikely, but with Jesus all things are possible! Praise the Lord.

[Enobarbus]

Re: This "Church" must be some kind of sick joke.

Are you sure you aren't drunk?

I fear Brother, that if he is not drunk he has been smoking what Rachael refers to as "waccy baccy" or is under the influence of some other mind altering substance.

[Captain]

Re: This "Church" must be some kind of sick joke.

I'm back

And no, I am not smoking the Waccy Baccy, or Alchohol.

I do not even smoke tobacco.

I'm just crazy! All good vampires are.

Just kidding
Or am I?

OH MY GOD! I have just found Jesus. Just before finishing this post!

Seriously!

He was in my basement! I wondered what all that noise was!

[Captain]

Re: This "Church" must be some kind of sick joke.

Oh, by the way. I rather like this Avatar...

I may, for laughs, use it on my forums and other many forums I visit, too!

[Talitha]

Re: This "Church" must be some kind of sick joke.

I'm back

And no, I am not smoking the Waccy Baccy, or Alchohol.

I do not even smoke tobacco.

I'm just crazy! All good vampires are.

Just kidding
Or am I?

OH MY GOD! I have just found Jesus. Just before finishing this post!

Seriously!

He was in my basement! I wondered what all that noise was!

SECURITY!!!

[Captain]

Re: This "Church" must be some kind of sick joke.

Oh, by the way. Whats with all your ™ © and ®ing of everything?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: This "Church" must be some kind of sick joke.

Oh, by the way. Whats with all your ™ © and ®ing of everything?

So now you have a problem with good ol' American free enterprise, commie?

[Captain]

Re: This "Church" must be some kind of sick joke.

Oh, and Talitha, the spaces gave it a sense of suspense!

Add them back in... Please

[Captain]

Re: This "Church" must be some kind of sick joke.

So now you have a problem with good ol' American free enterprise, commie?

Commie?! Ahaahaha!

I'm just asking.

[Talitha]

Re: This "Church" must be some kind of sick joke.

Oh, and Talitha, the spaces gave it a sense of suspense!

Add them back in... Please

It was more a sense of annoyance actually Craptain.
The Post stays as it is.

[Captain]

Re: This "Church" must be some kind of sick joke.

Hey, I don't insult your name!

Hmmph!

[Sista Lateefah]

Re: This "Church" must be some kind of sick joke.

Why all these chinks and monocle wearin', bad teethed, bad breatheded Brit folks is comin' up in here lately? Good Lord, and it be bad enough that they come here at all, but then they gotsa start pushin' everybody around like they owns the place!

Honey, you needsta get yoself to a dentist, then you needsta repent of yo drivin' on the wrong side o' the street and come to JESUS! And I haves suspicions that Cap'n Crunch be Satanic. I remember I had seen this movie on secular television once called "The Breakfast Club" (a very misleadin' title) where this Satanic floozy had put that on her sandwich as a topping fo' the aborted fetus she had been eatin'! I still haves nightmares about that movie to this day!

[Talitha]

Re: This "Church" must be some kind of sick joke.

Hey, I don't insult your name!

Hmmph!

I was merely creating some suspense.

Now, can we get on the subject of Jesus please?

[Captain]

Re: This "Church" must be some kind of sick joke.

Hey, my teeth are fine!

And this avatar ain't mine. It's the one you lot gave me.

PS. We drive on the left side (To us thats the right side... ok thats confusing) and who started driving on X side first eh?

My breath is fine too, and I don't wear a monocle

[Captain]

Re: This "Church" must be some kind of sick joke.

Im off now. So don't expect a reply for a while