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  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2026
    • 15118

    #61
    Re: This "Church" must be some kind of sick joke.

    Originally posted by Captain View Post
    Hey, my teeth are fine!

    And this avatar ain't mine. It's the one you lot gave me.

    PS. We drive on the left side (To us thats the right side... ok thats confusing) and who started driving on X side first eh?

    My breath is fine too, and I don't wear a monocle
    You also have a Queen for a leader.
    We don't take kindly to Faggitts here.

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • Captain
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      • Jun 2007
      • 27

      #62
      Re: This "Church" must be some kind of sick joke.

      *Faggot


      Why do I come and read the last reply as I'm leaving?

      The Prime Minister is more of a leader than the Queen. She just sits on her ass all day speaking like "Oh jolly good, whatwhat, go and put the Kettle on butler! I'm just dying for a cup of tea!"

      And they are all a bunch of half-wits anyway.

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      • Bobby-Joe
        Landover Security Superviser
        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 18405

        #63
        Re: This "Church" must be some kind of sick joke.

        Originally posted by Captain View Post
        *Faggot


        Why do I come and read the last reply as I'm leaving?

        The Prime Minister is more of a leader than the Queen. She just sits on her ass all day speaking like "Oh jolly good, whatwhat, go and put the Kettle on butler! I'm just dying for a cup of tea!"

        And they are all a bunch of half-wits anyway.
        Yet you'd rather worshiper her before Jesus. The English are crazy

        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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        Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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        • Talitha
          Deaconess
          Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
          True Christian™
          • Apr 2026
          • 15118

          #64
          Re: This "Church" must be some kind of sick joke.

          Originally posted by Captain View Post
          *Faggot


          Why do I come and read the last reply as I'm leaving?

          The Prime Minister is more of a leader than the Queen. She just sits on her ass all day speaking like "Oh jolly good, whatwhat, go and put the Kettle on butler! I'm just dying for a cup of tea!"

          And they are all a bunch of half-wits anyway.
          ...as I understand you Homers eat Faggotts!!??

          Even your Homer Prime Minister has "issues"

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          Calling them half wits is only 50% accurate.

          Sister Talitha

          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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          • Captain
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            • Jun 2007
            • 27

            #65
            Re: This "Church" must be some kind of sick joke.

            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
            Yet you'd rather worshiper her before Jesus. The English are crazy
            I don't worship anybody





            Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
            ...as I understand you Homers eat Faggotts!!??

            Even your Homer Prime Minister has "issues"

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            Calling them half wits is only 50% accurate.
            Ahaa, That picture is hilarious!

            PS. He's stepping down soon.

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            • ilovengland
              Foul Sinner on Moderation
              • Jun 2007
              • 34

              #66
              Re: This "Church" must be some kind of sick joke.

              Reasons Why England Is Better Than The US. (Please note...i say ENGLAND, not the UK...e.g. the scot-tis, the irish and welsh.)

              ....oops....can't think of any.


              thankyou

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              • Bernal
                Unsaved Trash
                On thin ice with for telling nasty Liebral lies about Landover
                 
                • Jun 2007
                • 66

                #67
                Re: This "Church" must be some kind of sick joke.

                Originally posted by ilovengland View Post
                Reasons Why England Is Better Than The US. (Please note...i say ENGLAND, not the UK...e.g. the scot-tis, the irish and welsh.)

                ....oops....can't think of any.


                thankyou
                Hey now!! We have, uhhh, Netflix. So there. Unless England now has Netflix as well...?

                Even without Netflix, England is way cooler than the U.S.
                "I believe fervently in the nature, in truth and imagination; I believe in life, words, and motivations."

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                • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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                  One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
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                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 12414

                  #68
                  Re: This "Church" must be some kind of sick joke.

                  Originally posted by Bernal View Post
                  Hey now!! We have, uhhh, Netflix. So there. Unless England now has Netflix as well...?

                  Even without Netflix, England is way cooler than the U.S.
                  So you hate America and you hate Jesus. Are you sure your real name isn't Abdul Francoise Canuckstein?
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                  • Bernal
                    Unsaved Trash
                    On thin ice with for telling nasty Liebral lies about Landover
                     
                    • Jun 2007
                    • 66

                    #69
                    Re: This "Church" must be some kind of sick joke.

                    Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                    So you hate America and you hate Jesus. Are you sure your real name isn't Abdul Francoise Canuckstein?
                    That name made me chuckle.
                    Thanks.
                    "I believe fervently in the nature, in truth and imagination; I believe in life, words, and motivations."

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