[Bobby-Joe]

Re: This "Church" must be some kind of sick joke.

One last post here

You calling me a homer?

What proof do you have of me being a homer?

Even if I was, you haven't any information leading to me being a homer!



Just wait 'till my boyfriend hears about this

The Bible teaches that those who are without God are utterly depraved. That what they think is viture is pure selfishness. Since you are without God Captian if goes to follow you are a homer. I am sorry if you don't like that but we call it as Jesus sees it.

[ilovengland (On Moderation)]

Re: This "Church" must be some kind of sick joke.

nice! u sure can edit messages fast, i guess ill just have to go along with it all!

Yeh mate these guys r nutters, they wanna burn me and send me to hell.

I CANT WAIT!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: This "Church" must be some kind of sick joke.

Ahahaa. Read her posts. She was pointing out one mising letter, and accusing me of being Drunk.

"smler"

Kindly point out the one missing letter that would make that a real word.

[Enobarbus]

Re: This "Church" must be some kind of sick joke.

Oh dear, I see we're a little touchy on our posts, aren't we, Enobarbus?

Vigilance when dealing with limbs of Satan never goes amiss. The dark one is full of trickery and his minions are legion. That you are most probably one of them is rather obvious.

[Captain]

Re: This "Church" must be some kind of sick joke.

Yes anouther English person!

Soon ve shall take over ze vorld! Bwahaaa

[ilovengland (On Moderation)]

Re: This "Church" must be some kind of sick joke.

Vigilance when dealing with limbs of Satan never goes amiss. The dark one is full of trickery and his minions are legion. That you are most probably one of them is rather obvious.

mate you look like the sugar daddy, that beard needs a snip.

[Betty Lambskin]

Re: This "Church" must be some kind of sick joke.

You threaten to stone people to death, and claim Jesus commanded you to. From what I know, the Bible says not to kill.



And 99% of the things said sound like they are being said by someone taking the micky out of religion, so either its a joke, or you guys are really twisting religion alot.


bit.

First of all, We can't kill, but it's one of God's unfortunate obligations. Without the power of God's mighty bazookas smiting heathens and their sin-spluging orgies, what have we got?

God wants us to live in peace, but when sinners get uppity, He's not afraid to put a boot in their ass, and we should thank him for it right now.

"Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him, the LORD commanded."

[Captain]

Re: This "Church" must be some kind of sick joke.

"smler"

Kindly point out the one missing letter that would make that a real word.

I?

Ok maybe two! English was never my strong point. Usualy I spell fine.

[Talitha]

Re: This "Church" must be some kind of sick joke.

First of all, We can't kill, but it's one of God's unfortunate obligations. Without the power of God's mighty bazookas smiting heathens and their sin-spluging orgies, what have we got?

God wants us to live in peace, but when sinners get uppity, He's not afraid to put a boot in their ***, and we should thank him for it right now.

"Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him, the LORD commanded."

Sister Betty!!! That word is NOT appropriate for a Christian Lady.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: This "Church" must be some kind of sick joke.

Usualy I spell fine.

Now you're doing it deliberately!

[Captain]

Re: This "Church" must be some kind of sick joke.

Ok you Crazy Crazy Christians (Hey that could be a new game, Like Hungrey Hungrey Hippos! Haa!)

I'm off so you won't get a reply for a while!

[Brother V]

Re: This "Church" must be some kind of sick joke.

"smler"

Kindly point out the one missing letter that would make that a real word.

smiler?

[Betty Lambskin]

Re: This "Church" must be some kind of sick joke.

Sister Betty!!! That word is NOT appropriate for a Christian Lady.

I apologize, I meant as in Asshurites, of Genesis.

That's what Toby Keith meant too right?

[Captain]

Re: This "Church" must be some kind of sick joke.

Lol. Sorry one mroe cause V made me laugh.

Simler.

I think thats spelt wrong but oh well.

[Brother V]

Re: This "Church" must be some kind of sick joke.

Lol. Sorry one mroe cause V made me laugh.

Simler.

I think thats spelt wrong but oh well.

Are you sure you aren't drunk?