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  • #121
    Re: Well Hello there

    Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
    Actualy the Racially insensitive Term to use is "Kiffu" most people call Kiffar that becuse thats the name of the Planit of witch half of my speasys comes from though its not that Rasest seeing as its a simple mistake
    Are you attempting to type the word "spastic"? Is that one of your problems boy? You prone to fits? Jesus can cure that.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #122
      Re: Well Hello there

      Bwahahaha! I've been reading this forum for a while now, but nothing has ever made me want to sign up until I saw a real live jedi posting! If you want teh ghey then you chose well with Star Wars! If you want a realistic view of humanity's future as well as a kickass hero, you have to watch Star Trek, loser!
      Maybe I should turn to the Klingon religion. Praise Kahless! baqhneQ!
      I'm sorry. This isn't befitting of a Starfleet officer. Because I'm a real Starfleet officer for the real Federation of Planets. LOL!
      Space, and green chicks, the final frontier. These are the voyages of an atheist captain. His five year mission - To explore strange new women, to seek out new chicks and new chick hangouts. To boldly go where no man has gone before.

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      • #123
        Re: Well Hello there

        Hey.

        I'm new here to.

        I already raised enough of a stink for them to want to change my name from Shalo'zier to Shallow-izer.

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        • #124
          Re: Well Hello there

          Originally posted by Captain James T. Kirk View Post
          Bwahahaha! I've been reading this forum for a while now, but nothing has ever made me want to sign up until I saw a real live jedi posting! If you want teh ghey then you chose well with Star Wars! If you want a realistic view of humanity's future as well as a kickass hero, you have to watch Star Trek, loser!
          Maybe I should turn to the Klingon religion. Praise Kahless! baqhneQ!
          I'm sorry. This isn't befitting of a Starfleet officer. Because I'm a real Starfleet officer for the real Federation of Planets. LOL!
          (ok im sorry But Star Wars is 10X better then Star Treck (Lightsaber> Phaser)) Ive seen Star Trek and it dosent have the things I like (like Action(... Well not enoughf of it any way)) But this is not befiting of a Jedi or a Jedi Master like myself Welcome to the Forums Kirk I would ask you not to mock me and I shall not do the same to you.
          Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
          Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
          Jedi respect all life, in any form.
          Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
          Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.

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          • #125
            Re: Well Hello there

            Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
            (ok im sorry But Star Wars is 10X better then Star Treck (Lightsaber> Phaser)) Ive seen Star Trek and it dosent have the things I like (like Action(... Well not enoughf of it any way)) But this is not befiting of a Jedi or a Jedi Master like myself Welcome to the Forums Kirk I would ask you not to mock me and I shall not do the same to you.
            LOL! You really think you're a jedi master. How can I not mock? If you only mistakenly thought Ghey Wars was better than Star Trek, and that's twice now you misspelled it "Treck", I would just laugh from a distance, but to call yourself a real life jedi? That's lulz just waiting to happen!
            Besides, a phaser could vapourize ten men in bathrobes with pretty light wands. LOL!
            Space, and green chicks, the final frontier. These are the voyages of an atheist captain. His five year mission - To explore strange new women, to seek out new chicks and new chick hangouts. To boldly go where no man has gone before.

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            • #126
              Re: Well Hello there

              Originally posted by Captain James T. Kirk View Post
              LOL! You really think you're a jedi master. How can I not mock? If you only mistakenly thought Ghey Wars was better than Star Trek, and that's twice now you misspelled it "Treck", I would just laugh from a distance, but to call yourself a real life jedi? That's lulz just waiting to happen!
              Besides, a phaser could vapourize ten men in bathrobes with pretty light wands. LOL!
              First of all You dont understand the Way of the Jedi so do not mock it also look whos talking some one who thinks himself a Star Fleet Officer but let us not fight The "True Christians" are the ones who Betray life the way it is (even though its not that good(But its alot better then what they want to do...))
              Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
              Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
              Jedi respect all life, in any form.
              Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
              Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.

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              • #127
                Re: Well Hello there

                Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
                First of all You dont understand the Way of the Jedi so do not mock it also look whos talking some one who thinks himself a Star Fleet Officer but let us not fight The "True Christians" are the ones who Betray life the way it is (even though its not that good(But its alot better then what they want to do...))
                I don't think I'm a Starfleet Officer! It's called sarcasm, and you inspired my choice of name. I don't think someone who follows a made up religion from a 30 year old movie knows anything about "life the way it is." To your credit, Jeebus is no less fictional than Obi-Wank. LOL!
                Space, and green chicks, the final frontier. These are the voyages of an atheist captain. His five year mission - To explore strange new women, to seek out new chicks and new chick hangouts. To boldly go where no man has gone before.

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                • #128
                  Re: Well Hello there

                  Originally posted by Captain James T. Kirk View Post
                  I don't think I'm a Starfleet Officer! It's called sarcasm, and you inspired my choice of name. I don't think someone who follows a made up religion from a 30 year old movie knows anything about "life the way it is." To your credit, Jeebus is no less fictional than Obi-Wank. LOL!
                  Kirk Shut your Maw also Jesus actualy did Exist theres to much eveadence to sugest that there wasnt a person with that name

                  also The Way of the Jedi is a combination of Manny Thoughts in Religions combined into one witch makes it the Ultimate Reformed Religion
                  Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
                  Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
                  Jedi respect all life, in any form.
                  Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
                  Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.

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                  • #129
                    Re: Well Hello there

                    Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
                    Kirk Shut your Maw also Jesus actualy did Exist theres to much eveadence to sugest that there wasnt a person with that name

                    also The Way of the Jedi is a combination of Manny Thoughts in Religions combined into one witch makes it the Ultimate Reformed Religion
                    LOL! Is saying "shut your maw" part of the jedi way? I'm not surprised you think there is evidence that Jeebus existed. After all, you think that six poorly written and woodenly acted movies are proof that Darth Vader existed. LOL!
                    Space, and green chicks, the final frontier. These are the voyages of an atheist captain. His five year mission - To explore strange new women, to seek out new chicks and new chick hangouts. To boldly go where no man has gone before.

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                    • #130
                      Re: Well Hello there

                      Originally posted by Captain James T. Kirk View Post
                      LOL! Is saying "shut your maw" part of the jedi way?
                      As Quinlan Vos said: "Yeah, but I'm not a very good Jedi" (actualy im a Gray Jedi)

                      I'm not surprised you think there is evidence that Jeebus existed. After all, you think that six poorly written and woodenly acted movies are proof that Darth Vader existed. LOL!
                      Im not saying there Jesus existed just that A Jesus existed
                      Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
                      Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
                      Jedi respect all life, in any form.
                      Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
                      Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.

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                      • #131
                        Re: Well Hello there

                        Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
                        As Quinlan Vos said: "Yeah, but I'm not a very good Jedi" (actualy im a Gay Jedi)
                        You certainly are! LOL!


                        Im not saying there Jesus existed just that A Jesus existed
                        Yes, and he's my family's gardener!
                        Space, and green chicks, the final frontier. These are the voyages of an atheist captain. His five year mission - To explore strange new women, to seek out new chicks and new chick hangouts. To boldly go where no man has gone before.

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                        • #132
                          Re: Well Hello there

                          Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
                          also The Way of the Jedi is a combination of Manny Thoughts in Religions combined into one witch makes it the Ultimate Reformed Religion
                          God hates witches. And pluralists. And mongoloids. You're damned on so many counts.
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                          • #133
                            Re: Well Hello there

                            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                            God hates witches. And pluralists. And mongoloids. You're damned on so many counts.
                            Like i said in another forum come what may i do not feer death for I embrace it, for death is natural becuse with out Death there is no life...
                            Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
                            Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
                            Jedi respect all life, in any form.
                            Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
                            Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.

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                            • #134
                              Re: Well Hello there

                              Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
                              Like i said in another forum come what may i do not feer death for I embrace it, for death is natural becuse with out Death there is no life...
                              A goth jedi! LOL! Do you spend your evenings looking at pictures of Leia in her gold bikini trying to cut your wrists with your pretty light sword?
                              Space, and green chicks, the final frontier. These are the voyages of an atheist captain. His five year mission - To explore strange new women, to seek out new chicks and new chick hangouts. To boldly go where no man has gone before.

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                              • #135
                                Re: Well Hello there

                                Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
                                As Quinlan Vos said: "Yeah, but I'm not a very good Jedi" (actualy im a Gray Jedi)


                                Im not saying there Jesus existed just that A Jesus existed
                                You’d think your vaulted Jedi mitochondria might bother to mention to you that The Bible is a source on the life of someone from the ancient period is a lot more solid source than there are for a lot of other historical figures. If you can accept the existence and life of Alexander the Great from two sources written over four hundred years after his death then you have to accept Jesus existence from the four sources in The Bible written less than fifty years after He died.

                                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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