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Someone told me to post a new thread and introduce myself here. c:
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Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.
A Christian girl would not post such a slutty picture to represent herself here or anywhere. Does your dad know you're using his computer?Originally posted by ChristianGirl View PostsigpicMIKE HUCKABEE/RAND PAUL - 2012 (or sooner if possible)
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Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.
Change that slutty photograph THIS INSTANT!Originally posted by ChristianGirl View Post
You're about as Christian as joo.
That's not an introduction, anyway. What church does your husband take you to? How old are you? How many Christian sons have you given to Jesus?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.
You disgusting person. Next, you'll be posting topless pictures of that girl!Originally posted by ChristianGirl View PostChristians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.
Melissa you are such a slut. I wouldnt be surprised if the devil is fornicating with you.Comment
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Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.
I suspect you are neither Christian or a girl.
I doubt that even a satanist slut like the girl in your avatar would even look at you in real life, even when you are handing her her order in McDonalds.John 11:35 'Jesus wept'Comment
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Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.
Hi Melissa,
There seems to be a minor misunderstanding here.
This forum is a Christian forum, not a Christian Dior forum. You probably wanted to sign up there, originally.
But... please browse this forum carefully. This little "mistake" may turn out to be one of the best decisions you have ever made.I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.
Hello, Medusa. Tell us how much you love the Sweet Baby Cruciform JESUS.
But first, psst! You forgot to get entirely dressed before you came here!
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Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.
My dad is the one that took the picture, and he said I should use it so other people could enjoy looking at it just like he does.Originally posted by Aziraphale View PostComment
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Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.
I take it you come from a Catholic family, then?Originally posted by ChristianGirl View Post
Jeez, woman, you're showing more skin than I've ever seen from my wife.
Matthew 7:15
Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.Comment
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Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.
I'm getting a special feeling from your spirit... Maybe we could get to know each other better?Dog's are mans best friend .Comment
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Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.
I would love to get to know you better. c:Originally posted by Forest Spirit View PostComment
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Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.
My hand isn't in my pocket... I'm not even wearing pants with pockets.Originally posted by Nobar King View PostComment
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