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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2006
    • 12414

    #46
    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by W-w-whinyjoo View Post
    "Does your husband given you permission to be here, and does he know how engulfed in sin you are?"

    Not Married if you keep reading, in a relationship though. Yes he does know i am a sinner and he sins with me every night
    A fornicating slut. Why am I not surprised?

    You might want to watch the following video tract before you go in for your next abortion.

    Posted via Prayer

    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
    Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

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    • Paul Jeffery
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Dec 2009
      • 272

      #47
      Re: Hello

      Quote:
      Originally Posted by Aziraphale
      He was the angel bent on preventing the Apocalypse.

      Sister Mary Maria asked, "Why would anyone want to do that? It's Biblical prophesy that it will happen, and all prophesy in the Bible is 100% accurate."
      Aziraphale was of the mind that the timing for the Apocalypse ought to be decided by God, not by satan, and he had not yet received instructions from God that the events that were initiated by the demon, Crowley were, per se, on the schedule. His entire time on Earth had been dedicated to combating the forces of evil on mankind's behalf, and no mere demon was going to tell him his role in the world was to change without the requisite directive from God Himself.
      sigpicMIKE HUCKABEE/RAND PAUL - 2012 (or sooner if possible)

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      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2006
        • 12414

        #48
        Re: Hello

        Originally posted by Aziraphale View Post
        Aziraphale was of the mind that the timing for the Apocalypse ought to be decided by God, not by satan, and he had not yet received instructions from God that the events that were initiated by the demon, Crowley were, per se, on the schedule. His entire time on Earth had been dedicated to combating the forces of evil on mankind's behalf, and no mere demon was going to tell him his role in the world was to change without the requisite directive from God Himself.
        None of this is Biblical. Of course only God will decide when the Apocalypse will happen. It's been prophesied, and the Lord ensures that all prophesies come true!
        If you'd like, we can fix your name. While we prefer people use their real names, if you'd rather have an alias we can make it something more scriptural.
        Posted via Prayer

        1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
        Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

        Blogging for CHRIST!
        Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
        All a-Twitter for Salvation!
        Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
        On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
        My Ladies of Landover profile!

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        • Girl For God
          Unsaved trash
          • Dec 2009
          • 42

          #49
          Re: Hello

          I hope Jesus comes tomorrow and flushes it all away. Praise be to our Lord!
          [B]Proverbs 1:7 (KJV)[/B]


          [SIZE=3]The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.[/SIZE]

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          • awesomeone
            Unsaved trash
            • Jan 2010
            • 22

            #50
            Re: Hello

            Originally posted by Paul Jeffery View Post
            If you don't know anything about Him, what makes you think you'd ever want to know anything about Him?
            I would imagine we all start at this point, including yourself.

            Originally posted by Paul Jeffery View Post
            Also, why do you refer to Jesus as the Christ? Christ in not His surname, but His designation as "The Anointed One" or the "Messiah".
            Interesting because I have seen just about everyone one on this board refer to Jesus as Jesus Christ.

            Originally posted by Paul Jeffery View Post
            Your time limit expires the moment you make a conscience decision to postpone your relationship with Jesus. If you don't have time for him now, why should He make time for you later? Do you think Jesus owes you that? He doesn't. You owe Him and He takes a dim view of people like you with your sense of entitlement after He has been ignored when your relationship with Him would have been most important. Your plan is inherently and fatally flawed, you see. God is not a tax-subsidized government agency from whom you can one day demand services, which might explain why this is all so foreign to you.

            You talk the talk, but want to postpone walking the walk until it's more convenient for you. You'll see. That strategy is going to seriously suck.

            Give yourself to Jesus today. Talk to one of our pastors, privately if you like, and they can guide (not drag) you to everlasting life.
            We have all been aware of Jesus before we were saved. There is not getting around it. I'm sure you were consciously aware on several occasions in the years before you became saved. Why is this okay for you? You might be right but the explanation and examples provided have condemned us all to Hell.

            I didn't really mean for my initial inquiry to drag on for so long but I guess I love a good debate.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #51
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by awesomeone View Post
              I didn't really mean for my initial inquiry to drag on for so long but I guess I love a good debate.

              First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

              Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

              Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome.

              I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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