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  • Mr. Howard
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    • Jan 2010
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    #1

    Hi!

    @Pastor Ezekiel: Dear father, I'm really sorry if I hurt You in any way. Could You, and the rest of the forum, please forgive me?

    My name is Mr. Howard and would rather not post my first name here, because I'm a "secret" Christian.
    My family doesn't know I practice church at least 3 times a week, they think I go to gym.

    It's quite hard to believe when being part of my family, because my parents are total non-believers.

    I really have to get studying now, but I'll be back later today or maybe tomorrow to introduce myself more properly.

    So for now I'll stick with this.

    May God bless us all!
  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
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    #2
    Re: Hi!

    Originally posted by Mr. Howard View Post
    Could You, and the rest of the forum, please forgive me?
    The most important person to ask forgiveness from is God! Get on your knees and start praying to our Savior Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness.
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • peterjohansson
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      • Jan 2010
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      #3
      Re: Hi!

      Originally posted by Mr. Howard View Post
      @Pastor Ezekiel: Dear father, I'm really sorry if I hurt You in any way. Could You, and the rest of the forum, please forgive me?

      My name is Mr. Howard and would rather not post my first name here, because I'm a "secret" Christian.
      My family doesn't know I practice church at least 3 times a week, they think I go to gym.

      It's quite hard to believe when being part of my family, because my parents are total non-believers.

      I really have to get studying now, but I'll be back later today or maybe tomorrow to introduce myself more properly.

      So for now I'll stick with this.

      May God bless us all!
      Dear mr 'Howard', are you ashamed of God? You discust me!
      KJV Luke 17:33 Whosoever shall seek to save his life shall lose it; and whosoever shall lose his life shall preserve it.

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      • Cranky Old Man
        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
        You kids get off his lawn!
         
        • Jan 2010
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        #4
        Re: Hi!

        Well at least he claims to be trying. Perhaps his family is very evil and would otherwise try to prevent him from doing that.
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • Mr. Howard
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          • Jan 2010
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          #5
          Re: Hi!

          I'm not ashamed of God, no! I LOVE God.

          But my parents don't.
          I sometimes try to talk about it with them, without telling I'm practicing Christianity and they always cut the conversation off by saying "There's no such thing as God son, spend your time on other things!"
          But I don't want to!

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          • peterjohansson
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            • Jan 2010
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            #6
            Re: Hi!

            I meant to say disgust. What was I thinking
            KJV Luke 17:33 Whosoever shall seek to save his life shall lose it; and whosoever shall lose his life shall preserve it.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
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              #7
              Re: Hi!

              Mr. H; I am not your father. I am a True Christian™ Pastor at Landover Baptist Church. We are not papists.

              The Bible says that it's a sin to call anyone "father" other than our Heavenly father God (Jesus).

              It seems like you've got a lot to learn, pal.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Cranky Old Man
                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                You kids get off his lawn!
                 
                • Jan 2010
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                #8
                Re: Hi!

                Originally posted by Mr. Howard View Post
                I'm not ashamed of God, no! I LOVE God.
                That is great! What is your favorite Bible verse? Did you already read the complete Bible from cover to cover?

                Originally posted by Mr. Howard View Post
                But my parents don't. I sometimes try to talk about it with them, without telling I'm practicing Christianity and they always cut the conversation off by saying "There's no such thing as God son, spend your time on other things!" But I don't want to!
                Your parents sound like pure evil. Are you sure they didn't adopt you?
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • Mr. Howard
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                  • Jan 2010
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                  #9
                  Re: Hi!

                  I didn't read it cover to cover yet, I'm quite new to the whole Christianity thing, but my favorite verse must be
                  Eph 6:13: When I put on the full armor, I can with stand the evil one.
                  Especially because I feel I have to find that armor to confront my parents.

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                  • Cranky Old Man
                    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                    You kids get off his lawn!
                     
                    • Jan 2010
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                    #10
                    Re: Hi!

                    Originally posted by Mr. Howard View Post
                    I didn't read it cover to cover yet
                    Then that is what you should do as soon as possible.
                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                    • Mr. Howard
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                      #11
                      Re: Hi!

                      But I'm in the middle of my test week, so I can't really find the time to read the Bible.

                      I feel God has a plan for me after I finish school this summer, but in order to finish it, I have to study!
                      The test week is over friday and I have this weekend off. I'm locking myself into my room and spend all my free time reading the Bible!

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                      • Cranky Old Man
                        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                        You kids get off his lawn!
                         
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 22371

                        #12
                        Re: Hi!

                        Originally posted by Mr. Howard View Post
                        spend all my free time reading the Bible!
                        I am glad to hear that! If you have any questions, we are always ready to help you!
                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78555

                          #13
                          Re: Hi!

                          Originally posted by Mr. Howard View Post
                          But I'm in the middle of my test week, so I can't really find the time to read the Bible.

                          I feel God has a plan for me after I finish school this summer, but in order to finish it, I have to study!
                          The test week is over friday and I have this weekend off. I'm locking myself into my room and spend all my free time reading the Bible!
                          Make sure that it's a KJV1611 Bible. All others are satanic versions.

                          The Word of God can be had for free if you just visit your local Independant Baptist Church and ask the Pastor for one. Make sure you ask specifically for a KJV1611 Authorized Version Bible.

                          Also you can read one online at www.biblegateway.com. And for your assisted reading pleasure, Brother V has got a wonderful thread going HERE called "Bible in a Year."

                          I'll be praying for you boy.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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