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  • IblazeEternal
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    • Jan 2010
    • 17

    #1

    I enjoy your confusion, revultion, etc.

    Hello. You people interest me. Before i am given any friendly greetings, i should make four things clear.

    1: I am in fact an atheist, fully and completely. I do not follow any religion, and i am still perfectly happy.

    2: I dont believe in hell, so theres no point in saying im going there (Though even if you do say it, it wont make a difference.)

    3: I have read the bible for the sheer joy of picking it apart piece by piece and laughing at its absurdity.

    4: i consider most of you to be entirely worthless human beings, but that just makes you all the more interesting.

    I would go on, but i assume that the fact that i Dissagree with this sites idiocy will soon get me banned. Im not an english major, i and im not an avid studier of the bible. But i am an expert on phiseochemichal and kinetic sciences. If anyone want to debate something with me, thats fine, but keep the "You are ging to hell"s The "You are a twisted bastard"s and all the rest to a minimum, as they tend to waste valeuable post space....or would if this forum was anything more than a garbage pale of extremest opinions, etc.

    PS: your statistics are wrong.
  • Rev. Jim Osborne
    True Christian™ Televangelist
    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 8622

    #2
    Re: I enjoy your confusion, revultion, etc.

    This is NOT a debate forum. Why don't you read some of our stickies and rules for noobs, so you don't embarrass yourself further. We don't tolerate God-mockers like you who think you can barge in and order us around.

    Although, I did get a good laugh when I read you were an "expert" in "phiseochemichal" science. For a so-called expert, I would at least expect you to spell the word correctly!

    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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    • IblazeEternal
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      • Jan 2010
      • 17

      #3
      Re: I enjoy your confusion, revultion, etc.

      perhaps you should get a dictionary?

      Anyway, it's irrelivent, im going to be banned in one or two more posts anyway.

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      • Rev. Jim Osborne
        True Christian™ Televangelist
        Director of Fundraising and Tithing
        On the Look Out for Wife #6!
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2009
        • 8622

        #4
        Re: I enjoy your confusion, revultion, etc.

        Originally posted by IblazeEternal View Post
        perhaps you should get a dictionary?

        Anyway, it's irrelivent, im going to be banned in one or two more posts anyway.
        No, it's not irrelevant. Try looking up "phiseochemichal" in ANY dictionary and see what you can get. Try googling it. You're just a tard that uses big words in an attempt to sound smarter than you really are. Do you really think we haven't come across people like you before?

        Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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        • IblazeEternal
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          • Jan 2010
          • 17

          #5
          Re: I enjoy your confusion, revultion, etc.

          I wouldnt know would i? Its not like i stop by places as stupid as this constantly is it?

          the real question then is why am i still here, the answer is, because it is amusing seeing peoples reactions to a little bit of adversity to their ridiculous beliefs.

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          • Mrs. Rogers
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            • Sep 2006
            • 2692

            #6
            Re: I enjoy your confusion, revultion, etc.

            Originally posted by IblazeEternal View Post
            I wouldnt know would i? Its not like i stop by places as stupid as this constantly is it?

            the real question then is why am i still here, the answer is, because it is amusing seeing peoples reactions to a little bit of adversity to their ridiculous beliefs.
            Jesus cannot abide a posturing poseur, dear. You need to repent of your irksomeness.
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            • IblazeEternal
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              • Jan 2010
              • 17

              #7
              Re: I enjoy your confusion, revultion, etc.

              Jesus will abide whatever the hell i throw at him given that he cant do a damn thing about it...im sure he was a cool guy when/if he was alive, but hes dead now, and i dont believe in ghosts. As for repenting...no...im not really a big fan of repentence...i dont bow to things that have no reasoning...or, you know...proof.

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              • IblazeEternal
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                • Jan 2010
                • 17

                #8
                Re: I enjoy your confusion, revultion, etc.

                Oh, btw, jim, its kinda cool talking to a former millionair (or current, not sure) Its actually pretty cool that you can make a living off something as odd as preaching this stuff.

                As a side note...thats a really awsome infraction....and if you are never wrong, is that considered comparing yourself to god? Which the bible says not to do?

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                • Rev. Jim Osborne
                  True Christian™ Televangelist
                  Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                  On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 8622

                  #9
                  Re: I enjoy your confusion, revultion, etc.

                  That's not true. Jesus will toss you in the flames of Hell for not abiding with him.

                  John 15:6 If a man abide not in me, he is cast forth as a branch, and is withered; and men gather them, and cast them into the fire, and they are burned.

                  Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                  • IblazeEternal
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                    • Jan 2010
                    • 17

                    #10
                    Re: I enjoy your confusion, revultion, etc.

                    Cool, ill see you in hell then, be sure to put in a word with the devil for me. Oh wait, i dont believe in hell so i dont care...this was all in the first post.

                    Btw...why havent i been banned yet? Isnt that suposed to be taken care of with infractions?

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                    • hopeneverdies
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                      • Jan 2010
                      • 51

                      #11
                      Re: I enjoy your confusion, revultion, etc.

                      As Rev. Jim Osborne said, this isnt a debate forum (this is a God Blessed Forum!), while you may be a atheist, that's your problem.

                      You dont like us? That's your problem, and when the time comes, you'll have to face yourself with the Light, Truth and Wisdom of Our Lord and you'll see you lived a life of mistakes.

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                      • holyhell
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                        • Jan 2010
                        • 8

                        #12
                        Re: I enjoy your confusion, revultion, etc.

                        Reason: trying to convert our children to potheadism.
                        hahahaha lady I dont have to try and convert your kids to anything once they relieze how screwed up their ideals and beliefs and...whatever the hell you are is theyll skip straight to injecting heroin into their eyes.

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                        • GOD=life
                          WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                          True Christian™
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 3263

                          #13
                          Re: I enjoy your confusion, revultion, etc.

                          Originally posted by IblazeEternal View Post
                          4: i consider most of you to be entirely worthless human beings, but that just makes you all the more interesting.
                          Thank you for demonstrating once again that atheists have no morals whatsoever.

                          But feel free to persecute us. We welcome it
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                          Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                          Matthew 7:22
                          Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                          Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                          Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                          • Wide-Open
                            Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                            A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                            Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                            True Christian™
                            • Nov 2007
                            • 18449

                            #14
                            Re: I enjoy your confusion, revultion, etc.

                            Brothers and Sisters, I'm confused. I looked up phiseochemichal (I thought it was a way of hacking computers ) but I only get 2 links back.

                            To this thread.

                            So... the OP has just invented a new word! Maybe it is Jesus speaking through him, and he/she/it just doesn't know it yet. PRAISE!
                            Psalm 81:10:
                            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                            • MikeforChrist
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                              • Jan 2010
                              • 42

                              #15
                              Re: I enjoy your confusion, revultion, etc.

                              Wow the stupidity...
                              Scroll all the way to the top of your page, there you go right under 'guaranteeing salvation' oh there it is I'm going to make this bold so I know you get the message 'UNSAVED UNWELCOME'
                              There see? We don't want you here
                              Enjoy hell oh I do hope they allow postcards there, I'd love to send you an 'I told you so' card

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