The Zombie invasion

[unsure_one]

Hello everyone, I need some help and figured you guys are the best place for true wisdom and guidance with direct word from the lord.

My son is 8 and fixated with Zombies, he is firmly convinced they are real and are gradually taking over gods green earth. He has found some literature that would make this seem true.

What do you suggest I tell him?

Also he goes to school and socialises with some heathens that believe all technology was created by man and not the lord... Do you think these people could be the cause of his thinking?

If Evolution is real... I'd be a monkeys uncle!

[hopeneverdies]

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Welcome Brother!

This is truly a great place for guidance, lots of good people, lot's of good Americans and Soldiers for Jesus, so you made a good choice coming to this God blessed forum.

But, I dont think your question is in the right section, is it?
However, I believe your child is just confused, sit him down, talk to him, read to him from the Holy Bible and you see that you and the Lord together can make him come to his senses.

God Bless America!

[HTannor]

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Keep a heavy, leather belt at hand to reinforce the lessons you impart to him.

And you should seriously consider home-schooling the boy so he won't be tainted by those little heathens in the public schools.

[DisGenUse]

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Try using a wooden pizza pan, not as much pain but the sheer size of the will scare the jeebers out of him.

[James Hutchins]

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I'll emulate the tone some of my brothers have made. I'd tell him to snap out of it or I'll show him what a zombie really is.

[unsure_one]

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Thank you my brothers... if he will not listen to the reason of the lord his hide will be tanned!

Can you believe the cheek... when I first spoke to him about this he said "Well aint Jesus a zombie... he came back from the dead!" He wont be going out anytime soon!

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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Is the kid perhaps concerned about this kind of zombie ??

Might not be a bad tactic to just properly channel his zombie thing into a productive anti-Papist pogrom.

[Paul Jeffery]

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At 8 years old, he has reached the age of reason. It's entirely possible that he is past the point of being salvageable. I hope that is not the case and, if it is, it's largely your fault for not understanding the meaning of the word 'parent' as a verb. True enough, there are outside influences, but the responsibility for raising him to be a God-fearing Christian has been yours since the day he was born. He is on a dangerous path, friend.

Proverbs 30:17 (King James Version)

17The eye that mocketh at his father, and despiseth to obey his mother, the ravens of the valley shall pick it out, and the young eagles shall eat it.


You must gain complete control over this young reprobate immediately! He cannot be allowed to continue to believe in such Haitian mythology lest it become a self-fulfilling prophesy!

Jeremiah 19:9 (King James Version)

9And I will cause them to eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters, and they shall eat every one the flesh of his friend in the siege and straitness, wherewith their enemies, and they that seek their lives, shall straiten them.




Failing everything, and I hope you can prevent things from reaching that point, his days may simply be numbered.


Deuteronomy 21:18-21 (King James Version)

18If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them:
19Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place;
20And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard.
21And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: The Zombie invasion

Hello everyone, I need some help and figured you guys are the best place for true wisdom and guidance with direct word from the lord.

My son is 8 and fixated with Zombies, he is firmly convinced they are real and are gradually taking over gods green earth. He has found some literature that would make this seem true.

What do you suggest I tell him?

Sweet loving Savior.

Were do you get these ideas? No Christ is not some zombie. coming back from the dead and turning people into His mindless followers by touch until the whole world is covered with them.