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  • unsure_one
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jan 2010
    • 11

    #1

    The Zombie invasion

    Hello everyone, I need some help and figured you guys are the best place for true wisdom and guidance with direct word from the lord.

    My son is 8 and fixated with Zombies, he is firmly convinced they are real and are gradually taking over gods green earth. He has found some literature that would make this seem true.

    What do you suggest I tell him?

    Also he goes to school and socialises with some heathens that believe all technology was created by man and not the lord... Do you think these people could be the cause of his thinking?

    If Evolution is real... I'd be a monkeys uncle!
  • hopeneverdies
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jan 2010
    • 51

    #2
    Re: The Zombie invasion

    Welcome Brother!

    This is truly a great place for guidance, lots of good people, lot's of good Americans and Soldiers for Jesus, so you made a good choice coming to this God blessed forum.

    But, I dont think your question is in the right section, is it?
    However, I believe your child is just confused, sit him down, talk to him, read to him from the Holy Bible and you see that you and the Lord together can make him come to his senses.

    God Bless America!

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    • HTannor
      America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 2612

      #3
      Re: The Zombie invasion

      Keep a heavy, leather belt at hand to reinforce the lessons you impart to him.

      And you should seriously consider home-schooling the boy so he won't be tainted by those little heathens in the public schools.
      The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

      "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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      • DisGenUse
        Unsaved trash
        • Jan 2010
        • 18

        #4
        Re: The Zombie invasion

        Try using a wooden pizza pan, not as much pain but the sheer size of the will scare the jeebers out of him.
        Galatians 1: 6I marvel that ye are so soon removed from him that called you into the grace of Christ unto another gospel:

        7Which is not another; but there be some that trouble you, and would pervert the gospel of Christ.

        8But though we, or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed.

        9As we said before, so say I now again, if any man preach any other gospel unto you than that ye have received, let him be accursed.

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29453

          #5
          Re: The Zombie invasion

          I'll emulate the tone some of my brothers have made. I'd tell him to snap out of it or I'll show him what a zombie really is.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • unsure_one
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jan 2010
            • 11

            #6
            Re: The Zombie invasion

            Thank you my brothers... if he will not listen to the reason of the lord his hide will be tanned!

            Can you believe the cheek... when I first spoke to him about this he said "Well aint Jesus a zombie... he came back from the dead!" He wont be going out anytime soon!

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            • Oakland "Reb" Griner
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2009
              • 2241

              #7
              Re: The Zombie invasion

              Is the kid perhaps concerned about this kind of zombie ??

              Might not be a bad tactic to just properly channel his zombie thing into a productive anti-Papist pogrom.
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              Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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              • Paul Jeffery
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Dec 2009
                • 272

                #8
                Re: The Zombie invasion

                At 8 years old, he has reached the age of reason. It's entirely possible that he is past the point of being salvageable. I hope that is not the case and, if it is, it's largely your fault for not understanding the meaning of the word 'parent' as a verb. True enough, there are outside influences, but the responsibility for raising him to be a God-fearing Christian has been yours since the day he was born. He is on a dangerous path, friend.

                Proverbs 30:17 (King James Version)

                17The eye that mocketh at his father, and despiseth to obey his mother, the ravens of the valley shall pick it out, and the young eagles shall eat it.


                You must gain complete control over this young reprobate immediately! He cannot be allowed to continue to believe in such Haitian mythology lest it become a self-fulfilling prophesy!

                Jeremiah 19:9 (King James Version)

                9And I will cause them to eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters, and they shall eat every one the flesh of his friend in the siege and straitness, wherewith their enemies, and they that seek their lives, shall straiten them.




                Failing everything, and I hope you can prevent things from reaching that point, his days may simply be numbered.


                Deuteronomy 21:18-21 (King James Version)

                18If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them:
                19Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place;
                20And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard.
                21And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.
                sigpicMIKE HUCKABEE/RAND PAUL - 2012 (or sooner if possible)

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                • Bobby-Joe
                  Landover Security Superviser
                  Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                  NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405

                  #9
                  Re: The Zombie invasion

                  Originally posted by unsure_one View Post
                  Hello everyone, I need some help and figured you guys are the best place for true wisdom and guidance with direct word from the lord.

                  My son is 8 and fixated with Zombies, he is firmly convinced they are real and are gradually taking over gods green earth. He has found some literature that would make this seem true.

                  What do you suggest I tell him?
                  Sweet loving Savior.

                  Were do you get these ideas? No Christ is not some zombie. coming back from the dead and turning people into His mindless followers by touch until the whole world is covered with them.

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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