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Hallelujah !
Hallelujah and praise the Lord, I am so pleased as a silver surfer to find a wholesome, genuine, online site, with similar views and beliefs to myself. The Lord works in mysterious ways indeed.
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Welcom sister Swallowks. Praise the Lord and bake cakes.
Lamentations 3:1I Am the man that hath seene affliction by the rod of his WRATH. Yours in Christ, McUinnean, of that Ilk.
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Why are you impersonating Mrs Rogers?
Please change your Avatar or I shall have to do it for you.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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You're what now?Originally posted by Betty Swallocks View PostHallelujah and praise the Lord, I am so pleased as a silver surfer to find a wholesome, genuine, online site, with similar views and beliefs to myself. The Lord works in mysterious ways indeed.
Why don't you slow down and tell us about yourself. What church do you attend? How old are you? What's your husband's favorite pie?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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I am unsure as to how much information I should divulge over the public networks, I was advised against such things when I took my computing course. But with this being a christian network, I feel amongst friends, and surely this information cannot fall into the wrong hands ? I digress, and feel that this information is a civility and can do no harm in the public domain. Therefore brother I shall answer your questions, My chuch is the Church of the Open Door, Middle Falls, my age is in the 50 to 60 age group and I am a spinster. I hope this ends the Spanish inquisition....
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What is the harm of us knowing more about you?
Why are you a Spinster? Not a Lesbo I hope?
Better to be a Widow.
Please cut out the sarcasm.
God Bless
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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So you gave us the name of your Church. I could not find any Church by that name in Runcorn.
You know, honesty is the best policy. Gods knows when you are fibbing. AS a True Christian™, we are bound by 100% pure White honesty.We are insulted when that is questioned.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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It's nice to know more about you sister.Originally posted by Betty Swallocks View PostI am unsure as to how much information I should divulge over the public networks, I was advised against such things when I took my computing course. But with this being a christian network, I feel amongst friends, and surely this information cannot fall into the wrong hands ? I digress, and feel that this information is a civility and can do no harm in the public domain. Therefore brother I shall answer your questions, My chuch is the Church of the Open Door, Middle Falls, my age is in the 50 to 60 age group and I am a spinster. I hope this ends the Spanish inquisition....
And by the way, a Spanish Inquisition would have asked you
¿Por qué no nos dice más acerca de usted? and similar types of questions with fishing hooks written at the start, before torturing you for heresy and expelling you to the Balkans.
We don't do that here. And we don't have any Balkans either. Just good Christian fellowship where the unsaved like myself can aspire to be among the Chosen. Welcome Sister.
Lamentations 3:1I Am the man that hath seene affliction by the rod of his WRATH. Yours in Christ, McUinnean, of that Ilk.
THE AMERICAN LANGUAGE: THE AMERICAN LANGUAGE: A description to end myths it is English. - The Landover Baptist Church Forums
THE POINTLESSNESS OF ATHEISM: Att. ATHEISTS: What is the Purpose of your SAD,Sorry lives? - The Landover Baptist Church Forums
MINOR 'DISABILITIES': Is DYSLEXIA a curse from God or is it CURABLE? - The Landover Baptist Church ForumsComment
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5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."Comment
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"pleased as a silver surfer"?Originally posted by Betty Swallocks View PostHallelujah and praise the Lord, I am so pleased as a silver surfer to find a wholesome, genuine, online site, with similar views and beliefs to myself. The Lord works in mysterious ways indeed.
I'm sure many ladies in your age range read this comic book at tea time.
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Each and every word, as does any church with any name, what is weird about a churh with an "Open Door" , surely we must all have open doors to invite those who do not believe in so that they may gain knowledge and be forgiven.Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View PostComment
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A lot of Churches, for example catholics, use the Bible for cherry picking. They only use the parts they like and ignore the rest. Is your church a proper Baptist one? If it is why then is the word Baptist not in their name? Do they really preach the whole Holy Bible? Every word of it?Originally posted by Betty Swallocks View Post5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."Comment
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You might be interested to read our Church policy on the unsaved HERE.Originally posted by Betty Swallocks View Post
How Do People Get Saved if They Are Not Allowed to Attend Church?
It never ceases to amaze us the number of so-called "Christians" ask us this question. If they would only blow the dust off of their Bibles and put their noses into the 16th Chapter of Mark, they would find that Jesus commands us to evangelize the world! He didn't say, "find a comfortable pew each Sunday morning and cross your fingers in hopes that some unsaved piece of human refuse will walk through the doors of your church." No, he said, ""Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel." That word, "go" there is a verb. And for those of you illiterate, misguided Christians who allow unsaved people through the doors of your church each Sunday morning, a verb is an "action word," and "go" means "GO!" as in "leave," or "SCRAM!" It doesn't mean, sit on your hiney! The only place for evangelism is outside the confines of the Lord's four-walled holy dwelling place. God's home is a place for True Christians™ to fellowship. Allowing an unsaved person into church is like Rush Limbaugh inviting Hillary Clinton to a meeting of Republicans on how to defeat the Democrats in 2012. It's something you JUST DON'T DO! PERIOD!
We chose to follow Scripture.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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