[SkyPoppy]

Re: Hello from Florida! Am I too close to Haiti!?

atheists.org

Is that site for real??? Do they have an Atheist Church or something? I'll bet that they charge a huge tithe.

Please stop pretending to be a Christian

Truly I'm not! You'll see. You'll see that I AM one of you.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello from Florida! Am I too close to Haiti!?

I have a few things to say.
Talks of 'communion'
Mentions "prey" and God
Thinks it is funny
Sounds very homeresque
Claims slips of the tongue are 'typos'.

I do not like this, not one bit!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello from Florida! Am I too close to Haiti!?

You'll see that I AM one of you.

Then please prove it to us. Please quote the scripture (including location in the Bible) that says:
- you can judge people
- woman should be submissive
- you should cut your hand off to prevent going to hell
- you have to beat some sense into your kids

The timer starts NOW... (and we can see you are online here, so no excuses)

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello from Florida! Am I too close to Haiti!?

Still no response? What are you waiting for?

[SkyPoppy]

Re: Hello from Florida! Am I too close to Haiti!?

Then please prove it to us. Please quote the scripture (including location in the Bible) that says:
- you can judge people
- woman should be submissive
- you should cut your hand off to prevent going to hell
- you have to beat some sense into your kids

The timer starts NOW... (and we can see you are online here, so no excuses)

John 7:24

Ephesians 5:22

Mathew 5:27-30

Proverbs 20:30

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello from Florida! Am I too close to Haiti!?

Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour."

John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."

1 Timothy 2:11-14 "A woman should learn in quietness and full submission. I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent. For Adam was formed first, then Eve. And Adam was not the one deceived; it was the woman who was deceived and became a sinner."

Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched"

Proverbs 13:24 "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

Proverbs 23:13-14 "Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."

[SkyPoppy]

Re: Hello from Florida! Am I too close to Haiti!?

Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour."

John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."

1 Timothy 2:11-14 "A woman should learn in quietness and full submission. I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent. For Adam was formed first, then Eve. And Adam was not the one deceived; it was the woman who was deceived and became a sinner."

Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched"

Proverbs 13:24 "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

Proverbs 23:13-14 "Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."

I can't find the part where you're suppose to beat your slaves but not to death. My bible is so worn that some pages are almost transparent. I must purchase a new KJV. Do they ever have sales here?

[James Dewitt]

Re: Hello from Florida! Am I too close to Haiti!?

AS I stated what we have here is a GOD mocker! May your poor sole rest with Satan.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello from Florida! Am I too close to Haiti!?

AS I stated what we have here is a GOD mocker! May your poor sole rest with Satan.

He sure is. He even claims to already be in Heaven.

[SkyPoppy]

Re: Hello from Florida! Am I too close to Haiti!?

AS I stated what we have here is a GOD mocker! May your poor sole rest with Satan.

I'm sorry my brethren. My intention is not to mock our Holy Father (God, not the pope). I'm merely finding my Land legs, so to speak. Thank you for your patience.

Oh, how I luvs me some Jesus!

[SkyPoppy]

Re: Hello from Florida! Am I too close to Haiti!?

He sure is. He even claims to already be in Heaven.

Florida is about as close as one can come to heaven! Especially this time of year. It's another day in paradise!

Praise Jesus!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello from Florida! Am I too close to Haiti!?

I'm sorry my brethren. My intention is not to mock our Holy Father (God, not the pope). I'm merely finding my Land legs, so to speak. Thank you for your patience.

Oh, how I luvs me some Jesus!

What the HECK is that supposed to mean?

[James Dewitt]

Re: Hello from Florida! Am I too close to Haiti!?

I'm sorry my brethren. My intention is not to mock our Holy Father (God, not the pope). I'm merely finding my Land legs, so to speak. Thank you for your patience.

Oh, how I luvs me some Jesus!

What is it that you wan't? We all know who and what you are.
God mocker,Demon of Satan I cast you out!

[NewlySaved]

Re: Hello from Florida! Am I too close to Haiti!?

Interesting choice of words there, atheist.

[NewlySaved]

Re: Hello from Florida! Am I too close to Haiti!?

Come now brother/sister. I am neither a mockerer or a monkeyer. Will you prey with me friend?