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  • #31
    Re: Hello from Florida! Am I too close to Haiti!?

    Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
    Exposed self as an atheist with in post #11.

    Don't worry, we knew at your post #1.

    Check and mate.
    What in God's name are you talking about? I am a good god fearin' Christian. Judge not thy brother.
    Isaiah 45:7 (King James Version)

    7. I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

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    • #32
      Re: Hello from Florida! Am I too close to Haiti!?

      Originally posted by SkyPoppy View Post
      No no no. One must cherry pick when battling with non believers. But when we're alone, well, you know...
      Only if you are a non-believing Christian as well. Many of the Christians you meet elsewhere are false Christians: they take only the parts that are convenient to them and use Jesus as a status symbol.

      We go with the entire Bible. Many atheists and false Christians have come here to "battle" with us, but they lose every single argument. Usually, they just lie and flame and then leave.
      I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

      Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
      Matthew 7:22       Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

      Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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      • #33
        Re: Hello from Florida! Am I too close to Haiti!?

        Originally posted by SkyPoppy View Post
        What in God's name are you talking about? I am a good god (and yet you don't capitalize "God", check) fearin' Christian. Judge not thy brother (you're not my brother).
        I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

        Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
        Matthew 7:22         Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
        Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

        Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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        • #34
          Re: Hello from Florida! Am I too close to Haiti!?

          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
          You are mistaking us for catholics, who invented cherry picking. We follow the entire Bible here.
          I agree. But we must use any means necessary to make new converts. Is this not the way it has always been?
          Isaiah 45:7 (King James Version)

          7. I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

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          • #35
            Re: Hello from Florida! Am I too close to Haiti!?

            Originally posted by SkyPoppy View Post
            I am a good god fearin' Christian.
            If that would have been true you would have written it the True Christian way: God.
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • #36
              Re: Hello from Florida! Am I too close to Haiti!?

              Originally posted by SkyPoppy View Post
              I agree. But we must use any means necessary to make new converts.
              If you are a True Christian™, then yes.

              You, however, are Unsaved Trash.
              I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

              Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
              Matthew 7:22               Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
              Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

              Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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              • #37
                Re: Hello from Florida! Am I too close to Haiti!?

                Originally posted by SkyPoppy View Post
                But we must use any means necessary to make new converts.
                No. We must always follow the Bible, no exceptions.
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • #38
                  Re: Hello from Florida! Am I too close to Haiti!?

                  Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                  What in God's name are you talking about? I am a good god (and yet you don't capitalize "God", check) fearin' Christian. Judge not thy brother (you're not my brother).
                  Oh NO! I blasphemed! What do I do now!? I must repent somehow! Any ideas? But, BTW, you *are* my brother.
                  Isaiah 45:7 (King James Version)

                  7. I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

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                  • #39
                    Re: Hello from Florida! Am I too close to Haiti!?

                    Originally posted by SkyPoppy View Post
                    Oh NO! I blasphemed! What do I do now!? I must repent somehow! Any ideas?
                    Yes, pick up a KJV 1611 Bible and actually read it. Then you can become Christian instead of just pretending to be one.

                    You are the "Christian" in this story:

                    Attention atheists: easy to understand story! - The Landover Baptist Church Forum
                    http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showpost.php?p=454994&postcount=2
                    Relax, Kick your shoes off. Praise Jesus!!! (Blacks and Homosexuals strictly prohibited!)


                    Originally posted by SkyPoppy View Post
                    But, BTW, you *are* my brother.
                    My father is a True Christian™ and has never associated with prostitutes, so that is impossible
                    I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                    Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                    Matthew 7:22                     Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                    Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                    Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                    • #40
                      Re: Hello from Florida! Am I too close to Haiti!?

                      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                      No. We must always follow the Bible, no exceptions.
                      Aren't we following the bible no matter what we do if we've been saved? And 'any means necessary' is all through the bible. God even demanded a child sacrifice to prove that Abraham loved him. God didn't have him follow though but that is a lesson in how other's love for us as well as God is to be tested. In other words, we can use deceit and mental cruelty just as God did to further advance our cause.
                      Isaiah 45:7 (King James Version)

                      7. I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

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                      • #41
                        Re: Hello from Florida! Am I too close to Haiti!?

                        Originally posted by SkyPoppy View Post
                        God even demanded a child sacrifice to prove that Abraham loved him.
                        If you actually read the Bible you will see that Jesus died (for a few days) so we no longer have to sacrifice children. Stop discussing the Bible and start reading it please. Otherwise you look stupid.
                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • #42
                          Re: Hello from Florida! Am I too close to Haiti!?

                          Originally posted by SkyPoppy View Post
                          Aren't we (you do not belong to our "we": you are Unsaved Trash) following the Bible (tsk, tsk) no matter what we do if we've been saved? And 'any means necessary' is all through the Bible (and again... looks like a pattern, mr. atheist). God even demanded a child sacrifice to prove that Abraham loved him (popular atheist argument, try making up your own). God didn't have him follow though but that is a lesson in how other's love for us as well as God is to be tested (yes, if we ignore Jesus). In other words, we can use deceit and mental cruelty (no, that is the atheist way) just as God did (comparing yourself to God... right) to further advance our cause.
                          If we want to hear atheist arguments, we'll go to atheists.org, thank you very much. At least they attempt to be honest and rational.

                          Please stop pretending to be a Christian, you are just making a fool out of yourself. But of course, since your cause allows you to be deceitful, it is no wonder that you pretend to be a Christian.

                          YIC
                          I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                          Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                          Matthew 7:22                           Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                          Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                          Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                          • #43
                            Re: Hello from Florida! Am I too close to Haiti!?

                            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                            If you actually read the Bible you will see that Jesus died (for a few days) so we no longer have to sacrifice children. Stop discussing the Bible and start reading it please. Otherwise you look stupid.
                            I'm glad we don't have to sacrifice living things any more. It sounds really messy and plain ol' yucky. Yay Jesus!!! See how God works? Jesus thought he was really gonna be dead. God *does* have a sense of humor. Yay God! Off to study God's word. Thanks for reminding me, sir. Rod and staff an' all....
                            Isaiah 45:7 (King James Version)

                            7. I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

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                            • #44
                              Re: Hello from Florida! Am I too close to Haiti!?

                              Looks like someone had a Cannabis Lolly...

                              Cannabis Lolly: an assault on Christian children - The Landover Baptist Church Forum
                              http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=35401&highlight=lolly
                              A place where parents can get good Godly advice on how to raise a family: how to properly administer corporal punishment, which movies to avoid, and more!
                              I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                              Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                              Matthew 7:22                               Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                              Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                              Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                              • #45
                                Re: Hello from Florida! Am I too close to Haiti!?

                                Indeed, he probably did the entire box of them.
                                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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