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Hello brothers and sisters in His Holy Grace The Lord Jesus Christ! My name is Jim Stevens and I am a sinful man washed in the blood of the Almighty God and I wish to find communion and fellowship amongst you all. I believe the only story about my life worth telling is the story of how I came to be found by my Savior and wish to proclaim it to you all now so that you might know me and see me as a brother in Christ!
My story begins two years ago when I was in the throws of s*t*n himself. I was addicted to pleasures of this world and spent my days awash in the sin's of man. I watched reality TV! I listened to devil music like br***ey sp**rs (I refuse to spell or say her whorish name as to not offend the purity of the Lord inside of me). I would spend nights reading filth and did not even own that great word of God Himself the Holy King James Bible circa 1611! Sisters I ask that you avert your eyes from the following confession as it is so shameful and so sinful I could not bare the thought of what the reading of it might do to your delicate senses:
***********SISTERS AVERT YOU EYES*********
Brothers I confess I even wore boxer shorts and allowed my own sinful nature to dangle and rub against the side of my thigh as I walked.
************ SISTERS BEGIN READING AGAIN****************
But one fine and glorious day that the Lord must have truly made I was shown the light of His Grace and Mercy when a street preacher spoke to me after I had left my local barber shop. He told me of the great coming of the Lord our God that was surely close at hand as professed in the King James Bible circa 1611. He told me of that great Shepherd that would welcome me into His Grace should I turn from my hellish life. I tell you here and now brothers and sisters in Christ the Lord Himself reached down from Heaven above and bitch slapped my hellish ways right out of me!
That day changed my whole life brothers and sisters in Christ all mighty. I went directly home and set upon the sin hole I was once proud to call a home. By the power of Christ i cast out the wicked things which I had once thought good; the CD's filled with the soundtrack of s*t*ns rutting, the video games of the d*v*ls own dark imagination and the suede “love” (or should I say vile thrown of unGodly touching) seat with it's supple and smooth folds. Once my wife returned to our cleansed house the Holy Spirit again set upon me to hold her head underwater and allow the purity of Jesus Christ to wash away her makeup trod face of whoredom. When I lifted her from the waters I beheld a daughter of the one true living God brothers and sisters! It was many months before she herself was given a clear vision by God as to her natural beauty. I tell you brothers and sisters in Christ the Holy power of God raged within me and did battle with my sweet wife's whorish and sin-filed nature but as He always does the Mighty of Might's won the day and delivered from that wretched shell a true partner in Christ all powerful.
This is my testimony to the power of my God and savior Jesus Christ!
So it's a real pleasure to meet all you folks and I'm sure proud to be amongst you all.
My story begins two years ago when I was in the throws of s*t*n himself. I was addicted to pleasures of this world and spent my days awash in the sin's of man. I watched reality TV! I listened to devil music like br***ey sp**rs (I refuse to spell or say her whorish name as to not offend the purity of the Lord inside of me). I would spend nights reading filth and did not even own that great word of God Himself the Holy King James Bible circa 1611! Sisters I ask that you avert your eyes from the following confession as it is so shameful and so sinful I could not bare the thought of what the reading of it might do to your delicate senses:
***********SISTERS AVERT YOU EYES*********
Brothers I confess I even wore boxer shorts and allowed my own sinful nature to dangle and rub against the side of my thigh as I walked.
************ SISTERS BEGIN READING AGAIN****************
But one fine and glorious day that the Lord must have truly made I was shown the light of His Grace and Mercy when a street preacher spoke to me after I had left my local barber shop. He told me of the great coming of the Lord our God that was surely close at hand as professed in the King James Bible circa 1611. He told me of that great Shepherd that would welcome me into His Grace should I turn from my hellish life. I tell you here and now brothers and sisters in Christ the Lord Himself reached down from Heaven above and bitch slapped my hellish ways right out of me!
That day changed my whole life brothers and sisters in Christ all mighty. I went directly home and set upon the sin hole I was once proud to call a home. By the power of Christ i cast out the wicked things which I had once thought good; the CD's filled with the soundtrack of s*t*ns rutting, the video games of the d*v*ls own dark imagination and the suede “love” (or should I say vile thrown of unGodly touching) seat with it's supple and smooth folds. Once my wife returned to our cleansed house the Holy Spirit again set upon me to hold her head underwater and allow the purity of Jesus Christ to wash away her makeup trod face of whoredom. When I lifted her from the waters I beheld a daughter of the one true living God brothers and sisters! It was many months before she herself was given a clear vision by God as to her natural beauty. I tell you brothers and sisters in Christ the Holy power of God raged within me and did battle with my sweet wife's whorish and sin-filed nature but as He always does the Mighty of Might's won the day and delivered from that wretched shell a true partner in Christ all powerful.
This is my testimony to the power of my God and savior Jesus Christ!
So it's a real pleasure to meet all you folks and I'm sure proud to be amongst you all.
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