[Hamtaro]

Re: God saved my life

The name I am using is from a show? Bestiality? Oh my God!? I have no idea. I used to own several hamsters growing up and my favorite one I named Hamtaro, it just sort of rolled off the tongue. Then I started using it in games and other things. I did not know it had anything to do with something so vile.

Perhaps I can request to change it so I do not offend anyone?

It's true, I did try to take my own life. I failed God and everything in that act. I repent the atrocity. I was a FOOL. I was and will always be a fool without God. Jesus died for me and through his sacrifice I was given a second chance to repent my foolish actions. I feel tears welling in my eyes. Dear Lord I am so sorry! I made a terrible mistake. I have wronged the Lord horribly in my past actions. I am going to pray to God for my forgiveness. I am not worthy and deserve to slither on the ground like a serpent before the Lords great glory and kindness. He has shown me the true value and importance of life. He has given me a second chance and I repent all that I have done against him.

Amen.

I leave you now so that I may pray to Jesus privately and beg for guidance and forgiveness for my sins.

[Paul Jeffery]

Re: God saved my life

To James: I have yet to have any children!

This is a touchy subject....

AS happy and loving as I am with my wife and that we both have accepted Jesus as our Lord and savior.. she has a major weight issue. I do not know why because she eats like a normal person. Both her and I are very worried about health issues if she became pregnant. Both for her and for the child. =(

Hamster, I truly hope you realize how blessed you are among men to have a wife such as the one you have. Her corpulence is evidence of her favour in the eyes of God and making Soldiers for Christ should be the top priority for you both.

Leviticus 3:16 (King James Version)

16And the priest shall burn them upon the altar: it is the food of the offering made by fire for a sweet savour: all the fat is the LORD's.


Proverbs 13:4 (King James Version)

4The soul of the sluggard desireth, and hath nothing: but the soul of the diligent shall be made fat.



Proverbs 28:25 (King James Version)

25He that is of a proud heart stirreth up strife: but he that putteth his trust in the LORD shall be made fat.



Psalm 92:12-14 (King James Version)

12The righteous shall flourish like the palm tree: he shall grow like a cedar in Lebanon.
13Those that be planted in the house of the LORD shall flourish in the courts of our God.
14They shall still bring forth fruit in old age; they shall be fat and flourishing;

Celibacy to avoid procreation AND sex outside efforts to procreate are both sinful and NOT what Jesus had in mind for you.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: God saved my life

You call yourself Hamtaro and expect to be treated seriously? Man, every time you think you have seen stupid someone even more stupid comes along. Amazing.

I did try to take my own life

So you failed at that as well?

Jesus died for me

Actually he almost called it off when he saw your name.

Dear Lord I am so sorry!

Dear retarded stupid idiot. Those are things to say in a prayer, not in a forum. God immediately canceled his account here when you joined.

I made a terrible mistake.

Indeed...

I am going to pray to God for my forgiveness.

That is the first sensible thing you have said here. Now switch off your computer (throwing it in a bath tub might be the best way for that) and start praying.

I am not worthy

Indeed...

I leave you now

That is very good news. Please don't come back.