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  • SteveTheSavior
    Unsaved trash
    • Jan 2010
    • 6

    #1

    Steve has arrived.

    I was told I need my own introduction thread.

    I am Steve.

    You may call me Stev.

    ...I'm a mild Christian.

    ...Yeah.

    That's pretty much me.
  • GodIsAlmighty
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2010
    • 184

    #2
    Re: Steve has arrived.

    Hello Steve. Please introduce yourself more. What age are you? Where do you live? Are you married? Does your wife know her place, and are your children obediant Christian Soldiers? What church do you attend? What's your favorite Bible verse?

    Also, what do you mean by 'mild Christian"? You do follow the KJV 1611 Bible literally, don't you? Youd do know that "mild Christians" die in Hell with all the atheists and joos, don't you?

    EDIT: also, what do you mean by the name "StevetheSavior"? Are you trying to suggest you are our savior, instead of Jesus?
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    • Rev. Jim Osborne
      True Christian™ Televangelist
      Director of Fundraising and Tithing
      On the Look Out for Wife #6!
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 8622

      #3
      Re: Steve has arrived.

      Originally posted by SteveTheSavior View Post

      ...I'm a mild Christian.
      So you do know that Christ will reject you, right?

      Rev. 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

      You're either a full-blown, faithful, on-fire-for-Jesus Christian or you're not. There's no middle ground. You might as well be a reprobate atheist, since you're going to end up in Hell anyways.

      Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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      • Cranky Old Man
        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
        You kids get off his lawn!
         
        • Jan 2010
        • 22373

        #4
        Re: Steve has arrived.

        Welcome Stev. If I may ask, why are you here? What do you hope to achieve here?
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • Omar Little
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          Under Investigation
          • Jan 2010
          • 18

          #5
          Re: Steve has arrived.

          Originally posted by SteveTheSavior View Post
          I was told I need my own introduction thread.

          I am Steve.

          You may call me Stev.

          ...I'm a mild Christian.

          ...Yeah.

          That's pretty much me.
          I smoke black and milds

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          • Adam>Eve
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            Under Investigation
            • Jan 2010
            • 3

            #6
            Re: Steve has arrived.

            Originally posted by Omar Little View Post
            I smoke black and milds
            On Topic??

            And I could not agree with Rev. Jim Osborne more.

            He who does not devote all of his soul to God is indeed in danger of spending eternity in Hell!

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            • Rev. Jim Osborne
              True Christian™ Televangelist
              Director of Fundraising and Tithing
              On the Look Out for Wife #6!
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2009
              • 8622

              #7
              Re: Steve has arrived.

              Thank you, Adam>Eve. How about you make your own introduction topic and tell us your story about how you have come to find Christ?

              Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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              • GOD=life
                WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                True Christian™
                • Jan 2010
                • 3263

                #8
                Re: Steve has arrived.

                Originally posted by Adam>Eve View Post
                On Topic??
                Perhaps the fellow smokes more things than he admits here...

                Originally posted by Adam>Eve View Post
                And I could not agree with Rev. Jim Osborne more.
                It's always great to meet rational people with a high IQ
                I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                Matthew 7:22
                Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29453

                  #9
                  Re: Steve has arrived.

                  Hi Steve, not sure how you can actually be a 'mild Christian'. Either you are or you are not. Being a mild Christian as about as silly as being slightly pregnant or a little dead. Really is no middle ground.
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • GOD=life
                    WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                    True Christian™
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 3263

                    #10
                    Re: Steve has arrived.

                    It's like being mildly heterosexual
                    I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                    Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                    Matthew 7:22
                    Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                    Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                    Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                    • Omar Little
                      Unsaved trash
                      Under Investigation
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 18

                      #11
                      Re: Steve has arrived.

                      Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                      Perhaps the fellow smokes more things than he admits here...
                      I am partial to newports.

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