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  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22380

    #16
    Re: I Am In Desperate Need Of Help

    Originally posted by Omar Little View Post
    four, nine, three, eleven.
    Ok, you are funny, I have to give you that. For my fun I will probably have to wait until you actually burn in hell .
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • GOD=life
      WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
      True Christian™
      • Jan 2010
      • 3263

      #17
      Re: I Am In Desperate Need Of Help

      Must be some code for an impending terrorist attack... the name "Omar" is suspicious after all...

      I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

      Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
      Matthew 7:22
      Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

      Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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      • Omar Little
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Jan 2010
        • 18

        #18
        Re: I Am In Desperate Need Of Help

        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
        Ok, you are funny, I have to give you that. For my fun I will probably have to wait until you actually burn in hell .
        indeed. Omar will get his no doubt. But I ain't never done nothing to no one who didn't have it commin. I only be robbin them stash houses.

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        • Paul Jeffery
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Dec 2009
          • 272

          #19
          Re: I Am In Desperate Need Of Help

          Originally posted by Omar Little View Post
          you can get the 4,9,3,11
          "Little" (mind if I call you Little? That's my boy.), you seem to feed off of people not being able to understand you when you try to express yourself. Son, the Path that leads to Salvation is narrow and steep. Traction is not gained through truancy and addiction to make-believe TV characters. We are all willing to help you to do what Jesus brought you here to do.
          sigpicMIKE HUCKABEE/RAND PAUL - 2012 (or sooner if possible)

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          • Pastor Isaac Peters
            Senior Pastor
            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
            Always Biblically correct
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 10639

            #20
            Re: I Am In Desperate Need Of Help

            Originally posted by Omar Little View Post
            indeed. Omar will get his no doubt. But I ain't never done nothing to no one who didn't have it commin. I only be robbin them stash houses.
            Dear friend:

            Please reconsider what you are doing. We are not here to play characters, but to glorify Our Lord. Thank you for your attention, and have a blessed day.

            In Christ's love,

            Isaac
            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

            Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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            • Bubbles Cousins
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Jan 2010
              • 2

              #21
              Re: I Am In Desperate Need Of Help

              Omare be the real deal, nah mean. He good peoples though.

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              • Paul Jeffery
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Dec 2009
                • 272

                #22
                Re: I Am In Desperate Need Of Help


                *SIGH*
                sigpicMIKE HUCKABEE/RAND PAUL - 2012 (or sooner if possible)

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                • Cranky Old Man
                  Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                  You kids get off his lawn!
                   
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 22380

                  #23
                  Re: I Am In Desperate Need Of Help

                  Originally posted by Bubbles Cousins View Post
                  Omare be the real deal, nah mean. He good peoples though.
                  Please die and go to hell . Thank you.
                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                  • Omar Little
                    Unsaved trash
                    Under Investigation
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 18

                    #24
                    Re: I Am In Desperate Need Of Help

                    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                    Please die and go to hell . Thank you.
                    if you want to come at the king, best not miss.

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                    • Cranky Old Man
                      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                      You kids get off his lawn!
                       
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 22380

                      #25
                      Re: I Am In Desperate Need Of Help

                      Originally posted by Omar Little View Post
                      if you want to come at the king, best not miss.
                      I have great aim, I almost never miss. Just hope for you we never meet in real life...
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • Omar Little
                        Unsaved trash
                        Under Investigation
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 18

                        #26
                        Re: I Am In Desperate Need Of Help

                        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                        I have great aim, I almost never miss. Just hope for you we never meet in real life...
                        oh fo sho.

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                        • Paul Jeffery
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Dec 2009
                          • 272

                          #27
                          Re: I Am In Desperate Need Of Help

                          Originally posted by Omar Little View Post
                          if you want to come at the king, best not miss.
                          Flex those HBO Mini series muscles for us "Little"! The time for rational discussion came and went with your first post and you got us to play along. Congratulations. Now I've got drying paint that needs watching.
                          sigpicMIKE HUCKABEE/RAND PAUL - 2012 (or sooner if possible)

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                          • Omar Little
                            Unsaved trash
                            Under Investigation
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 18

                            #28
                            Re: I Am In Desperate Need Of Help

                            Originally posted by Paul Jeffery View Post
                            Flex those HBO Mini series muscles for us "Little"! The time for rational discussion came and went with your first post and you got us to play along. Congratulations. Now I've got drying paint that needs watching.
                            The time for rational discussion came and went when this forum started.

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                            • GOD=life
                              WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                              True Christian™
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 3263

                              #29
                              Re: I Am In Desperate Need Of Help

                              Originally posted by Omar Little View Post
                              The time for rational discussion came and went when this forum started.
                              That sounds hostile. Wouldn't you rather bathe in God's love?

                              If you surrender to God, your life WILL be better. Please do not consider yourself someone so vile that he cannot be saved. You CAN be saved, just make that choice

                              Why not take a minute tonight before you go to bed to talk to God? Just get on your knees, rest your elbows on your bed, clasp your hands together, close your eyes and invite God in.

                              All it takes is a minute... pretty good deal for a shot at an eternity in Heaven, wouldn't you say?
                              I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                              Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                              Matthew 7:22
                              Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                              Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                              Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                              • Adam>Eve
                                Unsaved trash
                                Under Investigation
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 3

                                #30
                                Re: I Am In Desperate Need Of Help

                                My grandmother used to sing a rhyme that comes to mind...

                                God made Omar
                                And he made him in the night
                                He made him so quick
                                He forgot to paint him white

                                I wish we could help you omar but you see you've been damned since your father paid your mother for interaction.

                                If you really wish to serve God perhaps the church lawn needs tending.

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