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  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22373
    #16
    Re: Greetings and Blessings

    Originally posted by StudentOfGod View Post
    Cranky Old Man, it's nice living in New Zealand. I plan to move to America in a year or two (God Bless America)
    If I may ask. Why is that?
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556
        #17
        Re: Greetings and Blessings

        Originally posted by StudentOfGod View Post
        James Dewitt, thank you sir. I will always do my best to stay on Gods path for me and not take a different road that will lead me to satan

        Capt. Portway, Thank the Lord for saving you though. He want's all his children following his path. No sir! I only ever have some red wine and that's not often at all. It's mainly during Communion
        SCREEEEECH!! Hold it right there, pal!

        Did you say COMMUNION!?

        Are you saying that you're a Mary-worshiping PAPIST!??

        You got some 'splainin to do, boy!
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • James Dewitt
            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
            • Jan 2010
            • 6267
            #18
            Re: Greetings and Blessings

            I have yet again been fooled by a papist. Oh Lord when will I ever learn, that man will deceive if given the chance. We are sooo lucky to have good Pastors on the watch!

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