[Professor Bessemer]

Re: I would ask God to bless you, but he beat me to it!

Please excuse Brother Levi friend, he is in the midst of legal situation. Without saying too much, a condition of his probation involves a certain amount of "Christian Outreach". As in most legal situations, appearances are important.

I think a man like you would be surprised how much you have in common with Brother Jones. To mangle a quote, it is not what you do that counts, it is what you are caught doing that determines your lot in life.

And welcome to our forum friend! I think you will do fine here!

[Levi Jones]

Re: I would ask God to bless you, but he beat me to it!

Please excuse Brother Levi friend, he is in the midst of legal situation. Without saying too much, a condition of his probation involves a certain amount of "Christian Outreach". As in most legal situations, appearances are important.

I think a man like you would be surprised how much you have in common with Brother Jones. To mangle a quote, it is not what you do that counts, it is what you are caught doing that determines your lot in life.

And welcome to our forum friend! I think you will do fine here!

Indeed, Dr. Bessemer. I would first like to clear mine and my family's good name by giving my own account of what happened on the evening of October 31st, 2009. It all started upon my arrival at the *Case is pending, Levi*

[Godfly]

Re: I would ask God to bless you, but he beat me to it!

I find you to be a reprehensible human being. Frankly, I find the things you speak of to be unsettling, to say the least. At the most, prosecutable if they turn out to be true.

We at LBC believe The Word is open the negroes, beaners, slants, chinks, dotheads and europeans.

Your words have a ring of truth to them. Violence should never be the first action. You must first give people a chance to stop being Homosexuals, negroes, slants, chinks, dotheads and europeans, and to accept Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior, before hitting them with a pillow case full of Chick Tracts. I must surrender my pride and let God guide my hand.

Please excuse Brother Levi friend, he is in the midst of legal situation. Without saying too much, a condition of his probation involves a certain amount of "Christian Outreach". As in most legal situations, appearances are important.

I think a man like you would be surprised how much you have in common with Brother Jones. To mangle a quote, it is not what you do that counts, it is what you are caught doing that determines your lot in life.

And welcome to our forum friend! I think you will do fine here!

In such fine company I can't help but thrive.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: I would ask God to bless you, but he beat me to it!

Brother Jones and I share the same attorney, so I'm aware in of his situation, not that I have anything to say about the events he is referring to, as I was out of state on business on the night in question.

Just let me say this. Brother Jones is as kind and welcoming of unsaved immigrants as any other member of this Godly forum and he would never willingly or through negligence allow a bus full of farm workers to end up in a ravine.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I would ask God to bless you, but he beat me to it!

Welcome to God's favorite forum, friend.

What's your name? We can't go around calling you "God" or "fly" can we?

What church do you attend?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: I would ask God to bless you, but he beat me to it!

the joy of seeing them cry

Ah, that brings back some great memories. Welcome to our forum!

[Godfly]

Re: I would ask God to bless you, but he beat me to it!

Welcome to God's favorite forum, friend.

What's your name?

My full name is Jeremiah Patrick James Godfrey. I go by both Jerry and Pat depending on what state I'm in. Godfly, or The Godfly, is a nickname that I received in college when I accidentally took a philosophy class and ended up out thinking all of the "great" philosophers of the past by saying they should have shut up and read the bible. They must all be spinning in Hell to have been so bested.

What church do you attend?

For much of my life I was a member of the Assembly of God church, but their liberal leanings and the fact that "The Assemblies of God recognizes value in and accepts the usefulness of several Bible translations." made me realize that if I continued to follow their path it would lead me to Hell. As a Southern Minnesota resident (the Godliest part of a sinful State) I have decided I will have to start making weekly pilgrimages to Freehold Iowa.

[Nobar King]

Re: I would ask God to bless you, but he beat me to it!

How are we to address you? Is you name said: Godflea or Godfly?

[Godfly]

Re: I would ask God to bless you, but he beat me to it!

How are we to address you? Is you name said: Godflea or Godfly?

I would consider it an honor if you called me Brother Mr. Nobar.

[Nobar King]

Re: I would ask God to bless you, but he beat me to it!

I would consider it an honor if you called me Brother Mr. Nobar.

But, that's my name!!