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That's not really an appropriate introduction, dear. Tell us, what church do you go to? Favourite Bible verse?Originally posted by satanic threat View PostHail lord satanTrue Christians are Perfect!
Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.
Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.
For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.
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Hi satanic Threat, mind if I cal you Stan, so much easier. Thanks so much, you are a pal!Originally posted by satanic threat View PostHail lord satan
So Stan, what brings you to Landover? Tell me about yourself, I am all ears!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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I follow the satanic church of LaVey, my favourite verse would be from from Verse II of the book of Satan;
"Bring forth divine suffering and hatred for the who cowers in the shadow of the non existent over lord. Fear not thy god, fear life, as living, is truly the ultimate sin"
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Stan my man, where do you live?
How many children have you spawned?Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Where I live is unimportant really, the only important thing is I don't live under the shadows of a lie from a false prophet.
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Cool, me neither.Originally posted by satanic threat View PostWhere I live is unimportant really, the only important thing is I don't live under the shadows of a lie from a false prophet.Colossians 2:5 - For though I be absent in the flesh, yet am I with you in the spirit, joying and beholding your order, and the stedfastness of your faith in Christ.
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Me too Stan, how cool is that!Originally posted by satanic threat View PostWhere I live is unimportant really, the only important thing is I don't live under the shadows of a lie from a false prophet.
I just knew we would become fast friends!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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That's not very friendly.Originally posted by satanic threat View PostI follow the satanic church of LaVey, my favourite verse would be from from Verse II of the book of Satan;
"Bring forth divine suffering and hatred for the who cowers in the shadow of the non existent over lord. Fear not thy god, fear life, as living, is truly the ultimate sin"
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Rev. Osborne, you mean Stan here is not as he appears?Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View PostWow, a teenage troll who tries to shock us by pretending he's a Satanist? Never seen that before!
Oh, Stan! I am deeply saddened by this relevation. Please, Please Stan, prove it is not so!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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what is friendly about Christian beliefs?Originally posted by Nobar King View PostThat's not very friendly.
"condemning" people of other religions beliefs, and people of same sex relationships to a so called 'Hell'.
The Christian religion is the most narrow minded and hypocritical of all.
Defy thy lord, burn thy church. There is no savior and there is no after life.
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First off, have I not been friendly? I live 100% by my True Christian(tm) beliefs.Originally posted by satanic threat View Postwhat is friendly about Christian beliefs?
"condemning" people of other religions beliefs, and people of same sex relationships to a so called 'Hell'.
The Christian religion is the most narrow minded and hypocritical of all.
Defy thy lord, burn thy church. There is no savior and there is no after life.
As far as I can tell Stan, you are the only one being narrow minded.
Tell me Stan, why do you think there is no savior and there is no after life? FYI, I happen to know that there is. But since this thread is about you, I would love to hear you explain it.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Brother Hutchins you have been the pillar of Christian civility. Stan was sent here by Jesus for you to save from hellfire. Carry on.Originally posted by James Hutchins View PostFirst off, have I not been friendly? I live 100% by my True Christian™ beliefs.
As far as I can tell Stan, you are the only one being narrow minded.
Tell me Stan, why do you think there is no savior and there is no after life? FYI, I happen to know that there is. But since this thread is about you, I would love to hear you explain it.
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Thank you Brother Saved. I am just doing Jesus's work.
It is our Lord who deserves all the credit.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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