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  • satanic threat
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    • Jan 2010
    • 5

    #1

    Hi

    Hail lord satan
  • Mrs. Rogers
    compassion personified
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2692

    #2
    Re: Hi

    Originally posted by satanic threat View Post
    Hail lord satan
    That's not really an appropriate introduction, dear. Tell us, what church do you go to? Favourite Bible verse?
    True Christians are Perfect!

    Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

    Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

    For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29453

      #3
      Re: Hi

      Originally posted by satanic threat View Post
      Hail lord satan
      Hi satanic Threat, mind if I cal you Stan, so much easier. Thanks so much, you are a pal!

      So Stan, what brings you to Landover? Tell me about yourself, I am all ears!
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • satanic threat
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        • Jan 2010
        • 5

        #4
        Re: Hi

        I follow the satanic church of LaVey, my favourite verse would be from from Verse II of the book of Satan;
        "Bring forth divine suffering and hatred for the who cowers in the shadow of the non existent over lord. Fear not thy god, fear life, as living, is truly the ultimate sin"

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29453

          #5
          Re: Hi

          Stan my man, where do you live?
          How many children have you spawned?
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • satanic threat
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            • Jan 2010
            • 5

            #6
            Re: Hi

            Where I live is unimportant really, the only important thing is I don't live under the shadows of a lie from a false prophet.

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            • agnet44
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              • Jan 2010
              • 19

              #7
              Re: Hi

              Originally posted by satanic threat View Post
              Where I live is unimportant really, the only important thing is I don't live under the shadows of a lie from a false prophet.
              Cool, me neither.
              Colossians 2:5 - For though I be absent in the flesh, yet am I with you in the spirit, joying and beholding your order, and the stedfastness of your faith in Christ.

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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29453

                #8
                Re: Hi

                Originally posted by satanic threat View Post
                Where I live is unimportant really, the only important thing is I don't live under the shadows of a lie from a false prophet.
                Me too Stan, how cool is that!

                I just knew we would become fast friends!
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                  Christ's Guardian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748

                  #9
                  Re: Hi

                  Originally posted by satanic threat View Post
                  I follow the satanic church of LaVey, my favourite verse would be from from Verse II of the book of Satan;
                  "Bring forth divine suffering and hatred for the who cowers in the shadow of the non existent over lord. Fear not thy god, fear life, as living, is truly the ultimate sin"
                  That's not very friendly.
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • Rev. Jim Osborne
                    True Christian™ Televangelist
                    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 8622

                    #10
                    Re: Hi

                    Wow, a teenage troll who tries to shock us by pretending he's a Satanist? Never seen that before!

                    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29453

                      #11
                      Re: Hi

                      Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                      Wow, a teenage troll who tries to shock us by pretending he's a Satanist? Never seen that before!
                      Rev. Osborne, you mean Stan here is not as he appears?


                      Oh, Stan! I am deeply saddened by this relevation. Please, Please Stan, prove it is not so!
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • satanic threat
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                        • Jan 2010
                        • 5

                        #12
                        Re: Hi

                        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                        That's not very friendly.
                        what is friendly about Christian beliefs?
                        "condemning" people of other religions beliefs, and people of same sex relationships to a so called 'Hell'.
                        The Christian religion is the most narrow minded and hypocritical of all.
                        Defy thy lord, burn thy church. There is no savior and there is no after life.

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                        • James Hutchins
                          True Christian™
                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                           
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 29453

                          #13
                          Re: Hi

                          Originally posted by satanic threat View Post
                          what is friendly about Christian beliefs?
                          "condemning" people of other religions beliefs, and people of same sex relationships to a so called 'Hell'.
                          The Christian religion is the most narrow minded and hypocritical of all.
                          Defy thy lord, burn thy church. There is no savior and there is no after life.
                          First off, have I not been friendly? I live 100% by my True Christian(tm) beliefs.
                          As far as I can tell Stan, you are the only one being narrow minded.

                          Tell me Stan, why do you think there is no savior and there is no after life? FYI, I happen to know that there is. But since this thread is about you, I would love to hear you explain it.
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • SayvedByTheLord
                            Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2007
                            • 3151

                            #14
                            Re: Hi

                            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                            First off, have I not been friendly? I live 100% by my True Christian™ beliefs.
                            As far as I can tell Stan, you are the only one being narrow minded.

                            Tell me Stan, why do you think there is no savior and there is no after life? FYI, I happen to know that there is. But since this thread is about you, I would love to hear you explain it.
                            Brother Hutchins you have been the pillar of Christian civility. Stan was sent here by Jesus for you to save from hellfire. Carry on.


                            Leviticus 26:27-29

                            27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                            28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                            29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                            • James Hutchins
                              True Christian™
                              Just a Regular Nice Guy
                               
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 29453

                              #15
                              Re: Hi

                              Thank you Brother Saved. I am just doing Jesus's work.

                              It is our Lord who deserves all the credit.
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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