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  • #16
    Re: Greetings friends.

    A common misconception.

    Australia and New Zealand are two different countries. Like America and Canada.

    It's an honest mistake, but would you like to be mistaken for a Canadian?

    Besides, all our criminals are Native, Australia had to import them from England just to keep their police force occupied.

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    • #17
      Re: Greetings friends.

      Originally posted by Otis Krump View Post
      Australia and New Zealand are two different countries. Like America and Canada.

      It's an honest mistake, but would you like to be mistaken for a Canadian?
      that would be a blasfeemys againsts TCs if we were mistooked like that

      Mr.Krump, it real good that you founds our forums an i gonna prays you finds yourselfs a good christain wife who not be nameds Miss.Baabaara or Miss.Lambchop

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      • #18
        Re: Greetings friends.

        The less back hair, the better.

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        • #19
          Re: Greetings friends.

          Originally posted by Otis Krump View Post
          The less back hair, the better.
          The less back hair? what are you talking about?

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          • #20
            Re: Greetings friends.

            Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
            The less back hair? what are you talking about?
            Pssst...He's from New Zealand.
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            • #21
              Re: Greetings friends.

              I was merely stating that my ideal wife would not have a thick coating of hair on her back.

              If I felt like being really picky I'd go for no back hair at all; but this is New Zealand.

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              • #22
                Re: Greetings friends.

                Originally posted by Otis Krump View Post
                I was merely stating that my ideal wife would not have a thick coating of hair on her back. If I felt like being really picky I'd go for no back hair at all; but this is New Zealand.
                Why does the hair color matter? The quality of her pies seems much more important to me.
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • #23
                  Re: Greetings friends.

                  Originally posted by Otis [LEFT
                  Krump[/LEFT];466417]I was merely stating that my ideal wife would not have a thick coating of hair on her back.

                  If I felt like being really picky I'd go for no back hair at all; but this is New Zealand.
                  It sure sounds like you are talking about a sheep!
                  People from New Zealand are a bit different now aren't they!

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