[TheLegitMan]

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My poor Andy, the devils weed will do nothing more than to pull into Satan's web of sin. The AID is a result of Homersexural lust. Cancer is a terrible thing, every one I know does not have cancer . Why is that you may ask. Well Andy we love Jesus, and He is our protector.. Andy this is a Christian Forum , do me a little favor and do not bring your racist remarks here. Jesus is reading and watching from Heaven, give Him the respect that is due.

But you guys all say that word all the damn time!

[Levi Jones]

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Apparently not.

The satanic bands you described date you. Using the Google, I am guessing you are in your mid to late 30's. How long had you been attending? What kind of Church was it?

If you had simply come to Landover the second your faith was in doubt we could have helped you. It's such a shame when we lose one.

[James Dewitt]

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But you guys all say that word all the damn time!

Andy watch your language, what is it we say all the time ?

[TheLegitMan]

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Andy watch your language, what is it we say all the time ?

Well, y'know... "negro"?

[TheLegitMan]

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The satanic bands you described date you. Using the Google, I am guessing you are in your mid to late 30's. How long had you been attending? What kind of Church was it?

If you had simply come to Landover the second your faith was in doubt we could have helped you. It's such a shame when we lose one.

I'm actually only 16 going on 17, sir. And my church... it was a church, I suppose. How many different kinds of churches are there??

[James Dewitt]

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Well, y'know... "negro"?

Well Andy given your past exposure to a false Christian, I can some what understand stand your unfounded hatred of collereds.


http://www.google.com/url?q=http://www.williambranham.com/&ei=-sZjS6TpAc_U8QbUobyJAw&sa=X&oi=spellmeleon_result&r esnum=

[TheLegitMan]

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Well Andy given your past exposure to a false Christian, I can some what understand stand your unfounded hatred of collereds.


http://www.google.com/url?q=http://www.williambranham.com/&ei=-sZjS6TpAc_U8QbUobyJAw&sa=X&oi=spellmeleon_result&r esnum=

I don't actually hate "collerds", I was just usin' an example.

[Levi Jones]

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I'm actually only 16 going on 17, sir. And my church... it was a church, I suppose. How many different kinds of churches are there??

There are thousands of false churches and a handful of true ones. There are so many who don't believe we should take the entire Bible literally.
Without trying to bore you, I will only post two quick verses. There are many more to support this. All you need do is ask and I will provide them for you.

Matthew 5:18-19
For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.


All you have to do is read the Bible cover to cover. I suggest Brother V's Bible in a year as a study guide. Click the link in my signature.

Just read the Bible from front to back and if you still don't believe, double your money back. It's riveting stuff!

[Levi Jones]

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I don't actually hate "collerds", I was just usin' an example.

What do you have against greens, boy?

[James Dewitt]

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I'm actually only 16 going on 17, sir. And my church... it was a church, I suppose. How many different kinds of churches are there??

Andy, our poor lost soul, ther are many churches in the world. But there is only one True Church, a church that follows Gods word to the letter.One church and religion that truly embraces God,and the church I speak of is Landover Baptist Church(TM)

Andy do you really want to go to hell and be in a sinking boat in the lake of fire?

Andy I will pray for you.

[TheLegitMan]

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There are thousands of false churches and a handful of true ones. There are so many who don't believe we should take the entire Bible literally.
Without trying to bore you, I will only post two quick verses. There are many more to support this. All you need do is ask and I will provide them for you.

Matthew 5:18-19
For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.


All you have to do is read the Bible cover to cover. I suggest Brother V's Bible in a year as a study guide. Click the link in my signature.

Just read the Bible from front to back and if you still don't believe, double your money back. It's riveting stuff!

I like the one about God making the people eat their own pee and crap. Or the one in the Song of Solomon: "My beloved put in his hand by the hole of the door, and my bowels were moved for him."

HILARIOUS STUFF!

[Paul Jeffery]

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Andy, you sure went to a lot of trouble to spend time with us and we're glad you did. I remember when I was 16 and still knew everything, too! That seems so long ago. You know, it really wasn't until many years later that I came to realize that I could still learn things from people who are older and more experienced in life than I am. I still know that to be true and I thank Jesus every day for giving me the intellect to be able to learn, just as He gave you, too! You know, one of Jesus' Apostles was named Andrew and he spent a good deal of his time out stumping for Jesus. Andrew was one of the grass roots canvassers that went out looking for people he could bring to Jesus. He was a gregarious sort of fellow, not unlike you! You should read more about the Apostle Andrew, after whom you were named. He was a good guy with a great big heart and who loved to reach out to people just like you do. Coincidence? I think not. Andy, you're not an "ex"-Christian, now are you? No, of course not. You're just mad (as you should be) because you've been led so far astray by someone you were taught to trust and who betrayed your trust. Jesus won't do that to you Andy and neither will we. Just as I am, you can work toward one day becoming a True Christian™ and we can help you every step of the way. Let's get started!

[TheLegitMan]

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Andy, you sure went to a lot of trouble to spend time with us and we're glad you did. I remember when I was 16 and still knew everything, too! That seems so long ago. You know, it really wasn't until many years later that I came to realize that I could still learn things from people who are older and more experienced in life than I am. I still know that to be true and I thank Jesus every day for giving me the intellect to be able to learn, just as He gave you, too! You know, one of Jesus' Apostles was named Andrew and he spent a good deal of his time out stumping for Jesus. Andrew was one of the grass roots canvassers that went out looking for people he could bring to Jesus. He was a gregarious sort of fellow, not unlike you! You should read more about the Apostle Andrew, after whom you were named. He was a good guy with a great big heart and who loved to reach out to people just like you do. Coincidence? I think not. Andy, you're not an "ex"-Christian, now are you? No, of course not. You;re just mad because you've been led so far astray by someone you were tauight to trust and who betrayed your trust. Jesus won't do that to you Andy and neither will we. Just as I am, you can work toward one day becoming a True Christian™ and we can help you every step of the way. Let's get started!

I think I'll pass.

[James Dewitt]

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I think I'll pass.

What shall you pass on? God's gift of eternal salvation? May be the Gift from Jesus, the understanding and compassion He hath shown the world? What will you pass on Andy, Gods devotion to all his children. Indeed will you Andy turn your back on Jesus, will you deny Him your Love?

Andy you need to repent your ways, return to Gods open arms and rejoice in his love! Praise Jesus. Can I get an Amen.

[TheLegitMan]

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What shall you pass on? God's gift of eternal salvation? May be the Gift from Jesus, the understanding and compassion He hath shown the world? What will you pass on Andy, Gods devotion to all his children. Indeed will you Andy turn your back on Jesus, will you deny Him your Love?

Andy you need to repent your ways, return to Gods open arms and rejoice in his love! Praise Jesus. Can I get an Amen.

When can I get all of the cool little icon-thingies and a picture like the rest of you have??