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  • why am I still under investigation?

    I've been a shining light to this forum for almost 2 months now. What are you guys, Christian Nazis or something?

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    Re: why am I still under investigation?

    Originally posted by moofy View Post
    I've been a shining light to this forum for almost 2 months now. What are you guys, Christian Nazis or something?
    Any more Blasphemy you Homer and you will be Banned for an Eternity.

    It is up to the Landover Department of Faith and Jesus to decide.
    have you EVER contributed anything worthwhile?

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • #3
      Re: why am I still under investigation?

      Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
      Any more Blasphemy you Homer and you will be Banned for an Eternity.

      It is up to the Landover Department of Faith and Jesus to decide.
      have you EVER contributed anything worthwhile?

      Jesus told me he's cool with it; So what's up?

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      • #4
        Re: why am I still under investigation?

        If you don't have a PayPal account, you are surely GOING to hell.

        If you have a paypal account and don't tithe to LBC they will SEND you to hell.
        I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!

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        • #5
          Re: why am I still under investigation?

          Originally posted by moofy View Post
          Jesus told me he's cool with it; So what's up?
          Jesus do not be "cool" with retardeds! I suggests that you pays attention to Sista Tali's compassionate warnin' befo'e it be too late! Jesus mockers does not last long here.
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          • #6
            Re: why am I still under investigation?

            Originally posted by moofy View Post
            I've been a shining light to this forum for almost 2 months now. What are you guys, Christian Nazis or something?
            Until you change your disgusting lezbean lifestyle, give your life to JESUS and start tithing 10%, you will remain the Unsaved Trash that you are.

            Lve, Sister Thumper
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            • #7
              Re: why am I still under investigation?

              Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
              Unttil you change your disgusting lezbean lifestyle, give your life to JESUS and start tithing 10%, you will remain the Unsaved Trash that you are.

              Lve, Sister Thumper
              are you reallly a comely sister?

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              • #8
                Re: why am I still under investigation?

                Originally posted by moofy View Post
                I've been a shining light to this forum for almost 2 months now. What are you guys, Christian Nazis or something?
                Because you still haven't explained why you just bought 10,000 nails and a 50 gallons of gasoline.

                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                • #9
                  Re: why am I still under investigation?

                  Originally posted by moofy View Post
                  I've been a shining light to this forum for almost 2 months now. What are you guys, Christian Nazis or something?
                  Easy there, tiger.
                  They're probably having to investigate whether the aroma from your armpits and chest hair is actually JUST BO, or if it is something far, far more sinister....
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                  • #10
                    Re: why am I still under investigation?

                    Well from what the other True Christians have said it sounds as though you are a turrerist and sinning sushi sucker. Maybe that is why you have not become a member of our devout congregation.

                    I, a humbled servant of the Lord, on the other hand have only been here for a couple days and have become a bonafied LBC member. Try to see the error in your ways before it's too late. God Bless.
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                    • #11
                      Re: why am I still under investigation?

                      I don't care that I'm still Under Investigation. They already know what's going on. Maybe they should start a separate member group for "SINNERS!".

                      All it is is a stupid piece of writing. And anyway, the last DoF agents sent to investigate me now have been injected with unusual new chemical compounds, short several limbs, have significantly impaired brain functions and are hanging on the hooks in my basement. What's their to worry about?
                      Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?

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