Hello Landover.

[Spaghetti Monster]

I thought I would start off by telling you the stuff that would piss you off about me.

I'm a lesbian. I'm dating a butch, biker chick lesbian right now. I'm an atheist, but the more I learn about the philosophy, the more interested I get in Buddahism. Also, since I live in Houston TX, I helped get a lesbian elected mayor of our city. Yay for Houston!

Anyway, if any of you can get past that, we can probably get along. Sadly, I have doubts about whether of not any of you can do it.

[alexd]

Re: Hello Landover.

It's so sad that people come here just to spit on us and turn their backs to Jesus™.

This woman is certainly going to burn unless she changes her ways.

SM, may I call you SM? Great. Well, SM I would normally ask where your husband was and if he gave you permission to use the computer, but from your first admission I highly doubt you have one.

Which is probably good at the moment, don't want you spawning any devil children after all.

[Spaghetti Monster]

Re: Hello Landover.

It's so sad that people come here just to spit on us and turn their backs to Jesus™.

This woman is certainly going to burn unless she changes her ways.

SM, may I call you SM? Great. Well, SM I would normally ask where your husband was and if he gave you permission to use the computer, but from your first admission I highly doubt you have one.

Which is probably good at the moment, don't want you spawning any devil children after all.

See, now, this is what I was worried about. I come in here, I try to be open, honest, friendly and civil and look how I'm treated. I'm going to burn, I would spawn "devil children" and I need a husbands permission to use the computer. Haven't any of you heard that you can catch more flies with honey than vinegar?

Sure, you can call me SM. Whatever.

[alexd]

Re: Hello Landover.

SM have you accepted Jesus? I would highly suggest you turn your back on that Boodhism nonsense. You should become a True Christian™ and then you won't have to worry about the devil anymore!

I'm sure if you are willing to become obediant and find a husband with which to produce many children and teach them the ways of True Christianity™ (once you eventually learn it, that is, which may take some time), you will find happiness.

Though you are on the wrong path now there is always hope!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Hello Landover.

I thought I would start off by telling you the stuff that would piss you off about me.

I'm a lesbian. I'm dating a butch, biker chick lesbian right now. I'm an atheist, but the more I learn about the philosophy, the more interested I get in Buddahism. Also, since I live in Houston TX, I helped get a lesbian elected mayor of our city. Yay for Houston!

Anyway, if any of you can get past that, we can probably get along. Sadly, I have doubts about whether of not any of you can do it.

I bet you thought you'd shock us, huh you Hell-bound lezbeanonic whore?

We've seen it all before. Not even your she-mullet, plaid shirt and wallet with a chain shock us.

The only one who will be shocked is YOU when Satan is ramming his giant, spiked tallywhacker up your back side for all eternity.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Hello Landover.

I thought I would start off by telling you the stuff that would piss you off about me.

I'm a lesbian. I'm dating a butch, biker chick lesbian right now. I'm an atheist, but the more I learn about the philosophy, the more interested I get in Buddahism. Also, since I live in Houston TX, I helped get a lesbian elected mayor of our city. Yay for Houston!

Anyway, if any of you can get past that, we can probably get along. Sadly, I have doubts about whether of not any of you can do it.

Normally I would greet you. But alas I don't feel that it is necessary. I hope you realize that lesbos like your self are going to HELL, strike 1, atheist, strike 2 not reading the KJV 1611, but you are interested in buddizm ,strike 3. Look out your window ,Satan has just pulled up in the short buss. Now be a good heathen and go get on the buss. Enjoy HELL

[Spaghetti Monster]

Re: Hello Landover.

Actually, I have read the Bible. Truth is, part of the reason I'm not a Christian is that I find it lacking. Buddahism, even if it isn't totally true, at least brings peace of mind. Even if there is no afterlife, I'll win here and now if I get that but if there is no heaven, Christians spend their entire lives all uptight and worked up over a heaven that doesn't exist. I'd call that a win for me.

And I don't do flannel shirts and mullets are ugly. I may be a lesbian but I'm not some sad, lesbian stereotype. Truth is, the only time most people can tell I'm gay would be when me and my girlfriend show any PDA in public. Okay, so I'm not really super-femme, either; I don't do the pancake makeup and sundress and I usually just wear jeans and a t-shirt, but, hey, I'm just me.

And why should the Devil scare me, anyway? No fear here, honey.

[alexd]

Re: Hello Landover.

Well you need to at least have the will to become better than your willfully sinning ways or they can't help you

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Hello Landover.

And why should the Devil scare me, anyway? No fear here, honey.

Stop trying to hit on me you perverted Demon!

[Spaghetti Monster]

Re: Hello Landover.

Stop trying to hit on me you perverted Demon!

I'm not trying to hit on anyone; that's just how I talk.

You aren't my type, anyway. I like the tough, butch girls and going by your photo, butch you ain't.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Hello Landover.

Actually, I have read the Bible. Truth is, part of the reason I'm not a Christian is that I find it lacking. Buddahism, even if it isn't totally true, at least brings peace of mind. Even if there is no afterlife, I'll win here and now if I get that but if there is no heaven, Christians spend their entire lives all uptight and worked up over a heaven that doesn't exist. I'd call that a win for me.

And I don't do flannel shirts and mullets are ugly. I may be a lesbian but I'm not some sad, lesbian stereotype. Truth is, the only time most people can tell I'm gay would be when me and my girlfriend show any PDA in public. Okay, so I'm not really super-femme, either; I don't do the pancake makeup and sundress and I usually just wear jeans and a t-shirt, but, hey, I'm just me.

And why should the Devil scare me, anyway? No fear here, honey.

If that is your avatar, I can some what understand you being a lesbo. I don't know which one you are and it does not mater much. UGLY!

YOU best not be hitting on Sister Thumper, She is a model of True Christian womanhood, she is also spoken for. You are just lucky Pastor Ezekiel is temporarily indisposed.

[Spaghetti Monster]

Re: Hello Landover.

If that is your avatar, I can some what understand you being a lesbo. I don't know which one you are and it does not mater much. UGLY!

YOU best not be hitting on Sister Thumper, She is a model of True Christian womanhood, she is also spoken for. You are just lucky Pastor Ezekiel is temporarily indisposed.

Yes, the avater is me. I'm the one in the back. You can't see it but, I'm fairly slender, blue eyes, brown hair with natural highlights, full lips and all those nice, feminine features. Oh yeah, I also have big ol boobies!

Well, like I said, Thumper ain't my type. Even if she was tough and butch, I wouldn't want to date a fundie, anyway.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Hello Landover.

Truth is, I'm fairly slender, blue eyes, brown hair with natural highlights, full lips and all those nice, feminine features. Oh yeah, I also have big ol boobies!

Well, like I said, Thumper ain't my type. Even if she was tough and butch, I wouldn't want to date a fundie, anyway.

No one put that avatar up for you, are you on drugs?
The bull dike in the back of the picture fits your description to the tee.

Yes I would imagine Sister Thumper would be fun to date.
BUT she is not a homosexural lesbo bull dike. Now quit looking at her picture like that, and wipe the drool from your chin

[alexd]

Re: Hello Landover.

No one put that avatar up for you, are you on drugs?
The bull dike in the back of the picture fits your description to the tee.

Yes I would imagine Sister Thumper would be fun to date.
BUT she is not a homosexural lesbo bull dike. Now quit looking at her picture like that, and wipe the drool from your chin

Amen!

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Hello Landover.

Truth is, I'm fairly slender, blue eyes, brown hair with natural highlights, full lips and all those nice, feminine features. Oh yeah, I also have big ol boobies!

Disgusting! The horrific image your post has conjured up in the minds of TC men must surely be vexing them.

Well, like I said, Thumper ain't my type. Even if she was tough and butch, I wouldn't want to date a fundie, anyway.

Our dear, sweet BTB may not be butch, but she is tough -- and she'd out-wrestle you any day, Bertha!