[Noah Dint]

Re: Hello Landover.

Hah! I'd like to see you try!

You know, I find it really funny that I am refered here to as a "bull dyke." Repeatedly. Honestly, I'm much more of a lipstick lesbian.... who doesn't usually wear lipstick (if that makes any sense at all!) Bull dykes usually refer to really butch, tough lesbians who are kinda borderline men. I am -so- not that. It's funny the way you show how little you actually know about me when you say that.

When God sees the back of your head as you engage in your pervosities in the middle of the night He knows you're not in a seafood restaurant and that clam didn't need to be shucked. It does not matter what you call yourself or how you view yourself.

The only thing that matters to you is how God sees you.

You think you can bend his rules to fit your lifestyle?

Leviticus 18:4 tells us very plain and simple:
Ye shall do my judgments, and keep mine ordinances, to walk therein: I am the LORD your God.

Are you really prepared to burn for all eternity for a few years of travesty that is a perversion of nature?

-ND

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Hello Landover.

When God sees the back of your head as you engage in your pervosities in the middle of the night He knows you're not in a seafood restaurant and that clam didn't need to be shucked. It does not matter what you call yourself or how you view yourself.

The only thing that matters to you is how God sees you.

You think you can bend his rules to fit your lifestyle?

Leviticus 18:4 tells us very plain and simple:
Ye shall do my judgments, and keep mine ordinances, to walk therein: I am the LORD your God.

Are you really prepared to burn for all eternity for a few years of travesty that is a perversion of nature?

-ND

Brother you speak he truth, but let us leave fur tacos out of it, this is after all a family forum.

She is here because our Lord sent her whether or not she wishes to admit that now. She still hasn't said what scooters that she and her wannabe biker friend ride. I suspect it is Honda 90's. Houston is filled with homers, second only to Sin Francisco.

[Spaghetti Monster]

Re: Hello Landover.

Brother you speak he truth, but let us leave fur tacos out of it, this is after all a family forum.

She is here because our Lord sent her whether or not she wishes to admit that now. She still hasn't said what scooters that she and her wannabe biker friend ride. I suspect it is Honda 90's. Houston is filled with homers, second only to Sin Francisco.

Nope. Suzuki. It's pretty damn cool. I never rode a motorcycle before I met her but it's really exciting to sit behind her while she drives.

Yeah, Houston is pretty darn GLBT friendly. The entire Montrose area is like a gay-city for us. I like it.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Hello Landover.

Nope. Suzuki. It's pretty damn cool.

Why am I not shocked.

I addition to bringing you to the Lord we now have to get you on His only approved scooter, HD.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello Landover.

Nope. Suzuki. It's pretty damn cool. I never rode a motorcycle before I met her but it's really exciting to sit behind her while she drives.

A biker dyke calling herself spaghetti monster. I think that is about as bad as it can get. Unfortunately you are not just a sinner, you even seem to be proud of that.

Yeah, Houston is pretty darn GLBT friendly. The entire Montrose area is like a gay-city for us. I like it.

Hell on earth it seems. Let's hope some natural disaster will fix this.

I suppose asking you nicely to please leave us alone is not going to work either?

[Paul Jeffery]

Re: Hello Landover.

Nope. Suzuki. It's pretty damn cool. I never rode a motorcycle before I met her but it's really exciting to sit behind her while she drives.

Yeah, Houston is pretty darn GLBT friendly. The entire Montrose area is like a gay-city for us. I like it.

Just like a giant all-you-can-eat seafood buffet, huh?

They're stoking the coals for you now, you know. I sure do hope you find your way before it's too late because if you don't repent and change your evil ways, it will be an eternity of only flames licking at you.


Seriously, you need to give it up for Jesus immediately. It will feel sooooo good. You'll see. He loves you and He wants you for his own. Are you ready to accept Jesus into your heart today, pasta princess?

[Jimmy-Roy Stewart]

Re: Hello Landover.

How come lesbains can aford nice motor cycles when i cant' even aford to have my truck fixed that just isnt' fair it must be afirmetive actoin.

[Jethro]

Re: Hello Landover.

How come lesbains can aford nice motor cycles when i cant' even aford to have my truck fixed that just isnt' fair it must be afirmetive actoin.

That socialist Obammy is holding you back Brother.

As for lesbeans good ol southern boys like you n me can cure em of that

Just tell the wife you are out on a mission of mercy, that is what I tell my lovely bride. She's too busy with the 8 kids to pay much mind anyhow.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello Landover.

How come lesbains can aford nice motor cycles when i cant' even aford to have my truck fixed that just isnt' fair it must be afirmetive actoin.

They don't tithe, Jimmy-Roy. They're going to be roasted alive in hell for all eternity for being perverts who robbed Jesus.

So you can take some satisfaction there. You'll be riding a solid gold Harely with Jesus up in Heaven (if you can catch up with your tithes) while the lezbeans get sodomized by satan.

[Spaghetti Monster]

Re: Hello Landover.

How come lesbains can aford nice motor cycles when i cant' even aford to have my truck fixed that just isnt' fair it must be afirmetive actoin.

Actually, she has the motorcycle specifically because it's fairly inexpensive to own. Gas milage on those things are amazing and since she maintains it herself, those costs are less, too. She's kinda broke, too, but if something ever goes wrong with her bike, she can fix it herself. You might look into learning auto repair, Jimmy; can save you alot of money.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello Landover.

You might look into learning auto repair, Jimmy; can save you alot of money.

Is that still the case with those modern computerized cars? You're still going to hell, but I am a curious person.

[Spaghetti Monster]

Re: Hello Landover.

Is that still the case with those modern computerized cars? You're still going to hell, but I am a curious person.

Hey, if you can figure out how to do it at home, yeah, you can even fix the computerized cars at home. However, the more complicated the car, the more difficult it is to fix at home.

But, like I said, motorcycle has alot less maintenance. And gas milage is awesome.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello Landover.

And gas milage is awesome.

Why does that matter? My Hummer has awful mileage, but I still love it.

[Spaghetti Monster]

Re: Hello Landover.

Why does that matter? My Hummer has awful mileage, but I still love it.

Gas is expensive.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello Landover.

Gas is expensive.

I didn't realize, with 2 woman in the house you do of course not earn any money. Yet another reason to get cured and try to get a nice money earning man in the house.