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5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all." -
I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Re: Hello Brothers
You have still not addressed the main issue and that is why are you not producing more Soldiers for Christ™ ? One female to bake pies for them is acceptable, however you seem to be be hellbound because of your stinginess.
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.Comment
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Re: Hello Brothers
I am sorry, but I perfectly suit my lifestyle just now, and I highly doubt I will go to hell for having only 2 children.Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View PostComment
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Re: Hello Brothers
Welcome.Originally posted by Mr Steiner View Post
You have to start somewhere. Even God got started with just one of each.
How did you find God's Favorite Forum(tm)?
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But you just might do so for not stepping out on faith:Originally posted by Mr Steiner View Post
Matt. 6:31-33: Therefore take no thought, saying, What shall we eat? or, What shall we drink? or, Wherewithal shall we be clothed? (For after all these things do the Gentiles seek:) for your heavenly Father knoweth that ye have need of all these things. But seek ye first the kingdom of God, and his righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you.
Dear friend, don't just think about your lifestyle; think about your eternal-life-style.This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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Re: Hello Brothers
I was just browsing the internet for a truly Holy forum, and I found one.Originally posted by Noah Dint View Post
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Re: Hello Brothers
This is precisely why you are currently bound for hell. Your selfish arrogance is angering Jesus.Originally posted by Mr Steiner View Post
Oh, whoops... never mind
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.Comment
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