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  • PraiseOurLordGod
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Feb 2010
    • 9

    #16
    Re: Hi, my name's Sasha.

    Thanks for changing my post, you losers. And no, James Hutchins, there's nothing you can do to convince me otherwise. I'm Pagan, and I'm not changing my beliefs to follow some "God" that thinks being different is wrong.

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    • Levi Jones
      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
       
      • Jul 2009
      • 13930

      #17
      Re: Hi, my name's Sasha.

      Originally posted by PraiseOurLordGod View Post
      Thanks for changing my post, you losers. And no, James Hutchins, there's nothing you can do to convince me otherwise. I'm Pagan, and I'm not changing my beliefs to follow some "God" that thinks being different is wrong.
      So sad to hear, dear.

      Matthew 25:41
      Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:

      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29453

        #18
        Re: Hi, my name's Sasha.

        Originally posted by PraiseOurLordGod View Post
        Thanks for changing my post, you losers. And no, James Hutchins, there's nothing you can do to convince me otherwise. I'm Pagan, and I'm not changing my beliefs to follow some "God" that thinks being different is wrong.
        Missy, no one changed your post. That would be immoral. I am disappointed to find you were lying about being a Christian though. I had a feeling you were too 'Pagan friendly".

        Enjoy Hell, slut.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • Cranky Old Man
          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
          You kids get off his lawn!
           
          • Jan 2010
          • 22374

          #19
          Re: Hi, my name's Sasha.

          Originally posted by PraiseOurLordGod View Post
          you losers
          Could you perhaps do me a little favor? Given your lifestyle choices I assume you will be dead quite soon now. If you then burn in hell for all eternity and the devil sodomizes you every day, could you please tell Michael Jackson we are very glad he is dead? I want to make sure he knows that. Thank you!

          Revelation 20:10 "And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever."
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #20
            Re: Hi, my name's Sasha.

            Originally posted by PraiseOurLordGod View Post
            I'm looking to be saved by our Lord God in the True sense, but due to my upbringing, I'm rather confused about a lot of things. Please bear with me and what I'm sure will be patience-trying questions.

            Thanks to all,
            Sasha
            Originally posted by PraiseOurLordGod View Post
            I'm Pagan, and I'm not changing my beliefs to follow some "God" that thinks being different is wrong.
            Satan is the father of lies and he has sent one of his imps to persecute God's favorite church (Landover Baptist!). I rebuke you in the name of Jesus Christ! Get Thee Hence!!

            John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • GOD=life
              WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
              True Christian™
              • Jan 2010
              • 3263

              #21
              Re: Hi, my name's Sasha.

              Originally posted by PraiseOurLordGod View Post
              I'm looking to be saved by our Lord God in the True sense, ... I'm Pagan, and I'm not changing my beliefs to follow some "God" that thinks being different is wrong.
              Why are you here, Sasha? (if that's even your name)

              You are just pretending to be Christian or wanting to be Christian. Why take up our time when there are SO many people who actually want to be Saved?

              As a Christian, I find your lack of decorum rather offensive.

              My family will pray for you.
              I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

              Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
              Matthew 7:22
              Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
              Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

              Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29453

                #22
                Re: Hi, my name's Sasha.

                I bet this 'Sasha' was a commie too. It sounds like a red rusky name.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • ChoirBoy
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 34

                  #23
                  Re: Hi, my name's Sasha.

                  Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                  I bet this 'Sasha' was a commie too. It sounds like a red rusky name.
                  I am also willing to bet (although not in a real sense because that would be a sin against our Lord) that she wears pants and *thinks* she is one of those lezbos. She really is just in need of some good Christian counseling. Perhaps if one of us offered her shelter for a few weeks with some good old fashioned bible readings, she would see how wrong her ways are.

                  Best thing would be if someone who is adopting one of the dark's from haiti could incorporate her into their daily prayer sessions.

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                  • Mike Gerrard
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 32

                    #24
                    Re: Hi, my name's Sasha.

                    Hows it going pretty lady...
                    God has a rap sheet

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                    • Zachary_Hunter
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 32

                      #25
                      Re: Hi, my name's Sasha.

                      Originally posted by PraiseOurLordGod View Post
                      And as for having children or a husband, I'm only 18, and while I can legally marry and have children, I would like to finish college before I even think about weddings.
                      God never said you need to finish school, he said you should have babies!

                      Genesis 9:7 - "As for you, be fruitful and increase in number; multiply on the earth and increase upon it."

                      Who are you to go against Gods will?

                      What kind of liberal crap did your communist/christian orthodox parents teach you ?!

                      Btw do you like hunting?
                      2 Kings 2:23-24 - From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.

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                      • Cranky Old Man
                        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                        You kids get off his lawn!
                         
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 22374

                        #26
                        Re: Hi, my name's Sasha.

                        Originally posted by Mike Gerrard View Post
                        Hows it going pretty lady...
                        Get your hormones in check young man!

                        You are probably also an obsessive compulsive masturbator. The Bible is very clear on what you have to do about that. You have to rent a chainsaw and remove your hand! Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched". To be on the safe side you might want to remove both hands.
                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • Mike Gerrard
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 32

                          #27
                          Re: Hi, my name's Sasha.

                          Wichichich Wichichich Wichichich

                          I thought you all wanted her to have a man.
                          God has a rap sheet

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                          • Cranky Old Man
                            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                            You kids get off his lawn!
                             
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 22374

                            #28
                            Re: Hi, my name's Sasha.

                            Originally posted by Mike Gerrard View Post
                            I thought you all wanted her to have a man.
                            There is an important difference here. We want True Christian women to have True Cristian husbands. You will have to start reading the KJV1611 Holy Bible from cover to cover and live by it to qualify. Currently all you qualify for is to mow my lawn. At which you seem to suck by the way since the grass is too long.

                            2 Corinthians 6:14 "Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?"
                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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