Hello, All.

[GodSaveMe]

I would most assuredly like to introduce myself. I am new here, and would wish to remain nameless, at least for the time being. I hope that does not offend. Anyways, I have a knack for helping people, all people, and I stumbled upon this site by chance, or, perhaps, by fate. I only hope that I may bring you all peace.

[GodSaveMe]

Re: Hello, All.

Oh, and I'd like to add that I am, of course, Christian. I wouldn't say I am "unsaved trash" ...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello, All.

I would most assuredly like to introduce myself. I am new here, and would wish to remain nameless, at least for the time being. I hope that does not offend. Anyways, I have a knack for helping people, all people, and I stumbled upon this site by chance, or, perhaps, by fate. I only hope that I may bring you all peace.

Why do you want to bring anyone "peace?"

What church does your father have you attend, boy?

[GodSaveMe]

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Sir, I am most certainly not a boy. I attend a small Methodist church, and I quite love it there. It is full of such love and kindness! I only wish to spread that everywhere I may go.

[GodSaveMe]

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Pastor Ezekiel, kind sir, would you mind telling me how to reply to a message? I would like to return yours, but I just cannot figure out how.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Sir, I am most certainly not a boy. I attend a small Methodist church, and I quite love it there. It is full of such love and kindness! I only wish to spread that everywhere I may go.

You're 19 years old, so you're a boy. Unless you're a girl, is that what you mean?

Methodists are hellbound false Christians. I urge you to leave that den of satan and accept Jesus properly.

Pastor Ezekiel, kind sir, would you mind telling me how to reply to a message? I would like to return yours, but I just cannot figure out how.

My email link is at the bottom of my signature. Or you may post whatever you have to say right here.

[Levi Jones]

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I would most assuredly like to introduce myself. I am new here, and would wish to remain nameless, at least for the time being. I hope that does not offend. Anyways, I have a knack for helping people, all people, and I stumbled upon this site by chance, or, perhaps, by fate. I only hope that I may bring you all peace.

Peace? Did our Lord and Savior come to bring peace??

Matthew 10:34
Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

Luke 12:51
Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division:

[GodSaveMe]

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You're 19 years old, so you're a boy. Unless you're a girl, is that what you mean?

Methodists are hellbound false Christians. I urge you to leave that den of satan and accept Jesus properly.



My email link is at the bottom of my signature. Or you may post whatever you have to say right here.

Yes, I am a girl. Why is that so hard to comprehend? You've seen a girl before, haven't you?

Excuse me? God bless you, darlin'. May God bless you for the cruel things you've just said. You're a pastor, you're supposed to be a kind man, like my pastor is. There is no difference between Methodists, baptist, non-denominationals, or any branch of the churches of the Lord. We all follow God.

As for that little "den of satan" comment you made, I'll let that one slide by. It's not my place, anyways. That's between you and God.

All right, I just wasn't sure if you'd rather have a conversation in private. But as you wish, sir.

First of all, I do not understand why you hold such resentment toward me. What have I done? And I did not mean "my dear" to be rude, I would never disrespect my elders! I just have a habit of calling everyone by little names like that when I do not know them.

Secondly, I am a Christian. I love God! I have always been a Christian and always will remain one. Why you are referring to me as "male unsaved trash" I cannot comprehend.

Sir, I hope you may find it in your heart to accept me. If not, please tell me what I have done wrong.

[GodSaveMe]

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Peace? Did our Lord and Savior come to bring peace??

Matthew 10:34
Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

Luke 12:51
Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division:

Sir, I do not mean it in this way. Perhaps my wording should have been different? What I mean by bringing peace, is friendship. Purely and simply friendship. I only want to make friends here.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Little lady, you started off by refusing to tell us anything about yourself. Then you proceeded to scoot around the forum, offering unsaved advice where it was not asked for, and referring to your betters in a patronizing tone. Then you told us that you're a Methodist. That should summarize it for you.

I'll bet you have a female pastor, right? Is that where you learned to talk back like this? Did you even bother to read any of the links I posted for you?

[GOD=life]

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If not, please tell me what I have done wrong.

You talk too much.

Listen first, ask questions later. No need to be argumentative with the Pastor.

And we don't need "peace" if it involves corrupting the Bible and distancing ourselves from God. No Satan on this forum, please.

[GodSaveMe]

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Little lady, you started off by refusing to tell us anything about yourself. Then you proceeded to scoot around the forum, offering unsaved advice where it was not asked for, and referring to your betters in a patronizing tone. Then you told us that you're a Methodist. That should summarize it for you.

I'll bet you have a female pastor, right? Is that where you learned to talk back like this? Did you even bother to read any of the links I posted for you?

I did not refuse, sir, I'm just a bit hesitant when it comes to publishing things about myself on the internet.

My advice is not unsaved. I do not understand you, sir. I do not understand where you come from in saying that. Please feel free to elaborate. If I could see your point, I'd most certainly apologize.

Furthermore, I offer advice to help. As Christians, we are here on Earth to help spread the message of God's love. I'm sure you'd already know that, though, seeing that you are a pastor.

I did not mean to patronize...

Anyways, humor me, what is wrong with being a Methodist? I worship God, the one and only God, the same God that you do.

I honestly didn't see the links. I am new here...I'll get right to them.

And no, we have a male pastor. He's like a second father to me.

Oh, and what's so wrong with being a female?

[GodSaveMe]

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You talk too much.

Listen first, ask questions later. No need to be argumentative with the Pastor.

And we don't need "peace" if it involves corrupting the Bible and distancing ourselves from God. No Satan on this forum, please.

Ah, yes, I am quite a talker, lol. But I do listen. I am listening, I just don't understand the animosity.

I'm not being argumentative, dear. I would never do that, of course.

By peace I meant friendship. I thought you'd all get that. I suppose not, though, by these replies I'm getting...

I would never corrupt the Bible, my darling, I wouldn't dream of it. That's just plain horrible. And may I ask who is bringing satan on this forum? Certainly not me.

[GOD=life]

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I did not mean to patronize...

And yet you talk like you are the Pastor's intellectual equal. Something is not right here.

I worship God, the one and only God, the same God that you do.

Perhaps, but you do not do so in the right way. When you stand before God, the following will take place.

Matthew
7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
7:24 Therefore whosoever heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them, I will liken him unto a wise man, which built his house upon a rock:
7:25 And the rain descended, and the floods came, and the winds blew, and beat upon that house; and it fell not: for it was founded upon a rock.
7:26 And every one that heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them not, shall be likened unto a foolish man, which built his house upon the sand:
7:27 And the rain descended, and the floods came, and the winds blew, and beat upon that house; and it fell: and great was the fall of it.

Your house is, to put it mildly, built on sand, not on a rock.

Oh, and what's so wrong with being a female?

There's nothing wrong with being a female. There is everything wrong with
being a female and talking out of turn.

TImothy
2:11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
2:13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
2:14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

[GodSaveMe]

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And yet you talk like you are the Pastor's intellectual equal. Something is not right here.


Perhaps, but you do not do so in the right way. When you stand before God, the following will take place.

Matthew
7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
7:24 Therefore whosoever heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them, I will liken him unto a wise man, which built his house upon a rock:
7:25 And the rain descended, and the floods came, and the winds blew, and beat upon that house; and it fell not: for it was founded upon a rock.
7:26 And every one that heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them not, shall be likened unto a foolish man, which built his house upon the sand:
7:27 And the rain descended, and the floods came, and the winds blew, and beat upon that house; and it fell: and great was the fall of it.

Your house is, to put it mildly, built on sand, not on a rock.


There's nothing wrong with being a female. There is everything wrong with
being a female and talking out of turn.

TImothy
2:11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
2:13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
2:14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

What's wrong with communicating with someone on the same intellectual level?

My dearest, I shall pray for you tonight that you may see past your unfortunate ignorance. I am proud to be Methodist. And I know that god loves me and always shall because I accepted him in my heart a very long time ago, which is why I'm always so happy. Maybe you should do the same? You know, just try it. Trust me, you'd like it. It feels good to be in God's arms.

I'm going to ignore that last remark about women. Bigotry is an unfortunate sin, but your words do not involve me. They remain between you and the Lord.