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  • GOD=life
    WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2010
    • 3263

    #16
    Re: Hello, All.

    Originally posted by GodSaveThemAll View Post
    What's wrong with communicating with someone on the same intellectual level?
    That's like asking why it's wrong to argue with a mathematician that 1+1=3.

    Originally posted by GodSaveThemAll View Post
    My dearest, I shall pray for you tonight that you may see past your unfortunate ignorance.
    Like I said, argumentative.

    Originally posted by GodSaveThemAll View Post
    I am proud to be Methodist.
    That's like saying you are proud of being a homersexual. Very sad indeed.

    Originally posted by GodSaveThemAll View Post
    And I know that God loves me and always shall because I accepted Him in my heart a very long time ago, ...
    You "know", but you cannot substantiate it. Basically, what happened is that you accepted yourself. God had nothing to do with it.

    Originally posted by GodSaveThemAll View Post
    which is why I'm always so happy.
    So your argument is that if you are happy, then you are following God? Do you think drug users are following God?

    Originally posted by GodSaveThemAll View Post
    Maybe you should do the same? You know, just try it. Trust me, you'd like it. It feels good to be in God's arms.
    That's a rather presumptuous and pretentious statement.

    Originally posted by GodSaveThemAll View Post
    I'm going to ignore that last remark about women. Bigotry is an unfortunate sin, but your words do not involve me. They remain between you and the Lord.
    Ignoring God's Word is for the ignorant indeed. I merely quoted from the Bible and yet you dismiss that as bigotry. Your "truth filter" is nothing more than "does this appease my self-centered self? No? Then it's bad. Yes? Then God wants it!" -- not surprisingly, in your world, God agrees 100% with with comes into your mind: it's not God, it's yourself.

    But please substantiate with Scripture why quoting parts from Scripture that you don't like is a sin. Oh wait, you don't use Scripture.......
    I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

    Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
    Matthew 7:22
    Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
    Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

    Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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    • GodSaveMe
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Feb 2010
      • 31

      #17
      Re: Hello, All.

      Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
      That's like asking why it's wrong to argue with a mathematician that 1+1=3.


      Like I said, argumentative.


      That's like saying you are proud of being a homersexual. Very sad indeed.


      You "know", but you cannot substantiate it. Basically, what happened is that you accepted yourself. God had nothing to do with it.


      So your argument is that if you are happy, then you are following God? Do you think drug users are following God?


      That's a rather presumptuous and pretentious statement.


      Ignoring God's Word is for the ignorant indeed. I merely quoted from the Bible and yet you dismiss that as bigotry. Your "truth filter" is nothing more than "does this appease my self-centered self? No? Then it's bad. Yes? Then God wants it!" -- not surprisingly, in your world, God agrees 100% with with comes into your mind: it's not God, it's yourself.

      But please substantiate with Scripture why quoting parts from Scripture that you don't like is a sin. Oh wait, you don't use Scripture.......
      Nope. I have to disagree, I'm afraid.

      Nah, I'm straight, I like guys. Yes, I am proud of that. And for the record, I do not judge anyone who is homosexual (that's actually the way you spell it, dear) or bisexual, or any different race, for that matter.

      I think you're jealous of me.

      Nope, I know God's love. If you keep questioning God's love, I think you know where you'll end up, so perhaps you should stop? Just accept Him. Please.

      Haha, you are so funny. You're trying to make me look bad. Oh, you naughty little muffin, you! I am loved by God, and I love God back. That is the source of my happiness.

      May I ask you why you are so angry?

      Awww, you poor thing, you. I shall pray for you MUCH tonight! The reason I am not using scripture is because you are. Those like yourself sicken me, if I may be so bold (and since I am an independent woman, then yes, I may!). You use the word of the Lord to attack others. That's the saddest thing anyone could ever do. Poor Jesus, unfortunately lots of people don't follow him and it's because of those like yourself. You make Christians out to be so hostile. The Lord weeps for your cruel ways.

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      • Levi Jones
        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
         
        • Jul 2009
        • 13930

        #18
        Re: Hello, All.

        Originally posted by GodSaveThemAll View Post
        What's wrong with communicating with someone on the same intellectual level?

        My dearest, I shall pray for you tonight that you may see past your unfortunate ignorance. I am proud to be Methodist. And I know that god loves me and always shall because I accepted him in my heart a very long time ago, which is why I'm always so happy. Maybe you should do the same? You know, just try it. Trust me, you'd like it. It feels good to be in God's arms.

        I'm going to ignore that last remark about women. Bigotry is an unfortunate sin, but your words do not involve me. They remain between you and the Lord.
        Sounds like you're a bit uppity and hysterical, ma'am.

        1 Corinthians 14:34-36
        Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

        Go back to the kitchen and make us a sandwich, please. The boys are up late again smoking cigars and talking about religion.
        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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        • GOD=life
          WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
          True Christian™
          • Jan 2010
          • 3263

          #19
          Re: Hello, All.

          Originally posted by GodSaveThemAll View Post
          I have to disagree, I'm afraid.
          Well, I should just give up the argument then, right? After all, you are the arbiter of Truth, not God......

          Originally posted by GodSaveThemAll View Post
          Nah, I'm straight, I like guys.
          Going by your flirtatious attitude, I do not disagree there.

          Originally posted by GodSaveThemAll View Post
          I think you're jealous of me.
          That would definitely explain everything. All roads lead to the center of the universe, after all

          Originally posted by GodSaveThemAll View Post
          Nope, I know God's love.
          Yes, we already know you love yourself. That much is clear. The thing that isn't clear is which Scripture you use to back up any of your claims and why you dismiss Scripture that's inconvenient to you.

          Originally posted by GodSaveThemAll View Post
          May I ask you why you are so angry?
          That's a loaded question. I am not angry at all. The basis of your argument is calling me angry and yourself happy. That's nothing more than an ad hominem fallacy.

          Basically, your entire argument can be summarized as "nah nah, I'm right, you're wrong!" -- I am beginning to believe your stated age of 19 is incorrect.

          Originally posted by GodSaveThemAll View Post
          Awww, you poor thing, you. I shall pray for you MUCH tonight!
          I am sure that your God, i.e. yourself will find that you are right

          Originally posted by GodSaveThemAll View Post
          The reason I am not using scripture is because you are.
          That's the strangest thing I have ever heard a "Christian" say.

          Please substantiate with Scripture your claim that Scripture is irrelevant the moment someone cites passages you find inconvenient.

          Originally posted by GodSaveThemAll View Post
          Those like yourself sicken me, ...
          It looks like you are the angry one, Ms. Happy. It's ironic that you accuse me of being angry and hateful ans yet you express so much resentment yourself.

          Are you looking in a mirror? Oh wait, silly question... of course you are

          Originally posted by GodSaveThemAll View Post
          You use the word of the Lord to attack others.
          I merely quoted things that God Himself has commanded. You aren't dismissing my words, you are dismissing God's. And this is on the basis of it being inconvenient to you, not because you found an error in it.

          Originally posted by GodSaveThemAll View Post
          Poor Jesus, unfortunately lots of people don't follow him and it's because of those like yourself.
          Yes, I'm "sure" Jesus has an issue with people who cite Scripture

          Originally posted by GodSaveThemAll View Post
          You make Christians out to be so hostile.
          I am merely being honest. You are the hostile one, child.

          Originally posted by GodSaveThemAll View Post
          The Lord weeps for your cruel ways.
          Please substantiate your claim with Scripture. Thanks.
          I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

          Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
          Matthew 7:22
          Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
          Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

          Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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          • GodSaveMe
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Feb 2010
            • 31

            #20
            Re: Hello, All.

            Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
            Sounds like you're a bit uppity and hysterical, ma'am.

            1 Corinthians 14:34-36
            Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

            Go back to the kitchen and make us a sandwich, please. The boys are up late again smoking cigars and talking about religion.
            Why, thank you.

            Oh, and I'm sorry, but I'm not the best cook. Maybe you should get your own sandwich, sir. And I've always ran with the boys. I don't smoke though. I'm allergic!

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            • GodSaveMe
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Feb 2010
              • 31

              #21
              Re: Hello, All.

              Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
              Well, I should just give up the argument then, right? After all, you are the arbiter of Truth, not God......


              Going by your flirtatious attitude, I do not disagree there.


              That would definitely explain everything. All roads lead to the center of the universe, after all


              Yes, we already know you love yourself. That much is clear. The thing that isn't clear is which Scripture you use to back up any of your claims and why you dismiss Scripture that's inconvenient to you.


              That's a loaded question. I am not angry at all. The basis of your argument is calling me angry and yourself happy. That's nothing more than an ad hominem fallacy.

              Basically, your entire argument can be summarized as "nah nah, I'm right, you're wrong!" -- I am beginning to believe your stated age of 19 is incorrect.


              I am sure that your God, i.e. yourself will find that you are right


              That's the strangest thing I have ever heard a "Christian" say.

              Please substantiate with Scripture your claim that Scripture is irrelevant the moment someone cites passages you find inconvenient.


              It looks like you are the angry one, Ms. Happy. It's ironic that you accuse me of being angry and hateful ans yet you express so much resentment yourself.

              Are you looking in a mirror? Oh wait, silly question... of course you are


              I merely quoted things that God Himself has commanded. You aren't dismissing my words, you are dismissing God's. And this is on the basis of it being inconvenient to you, not because you found an error in it.


              Yes, I'm "sure" Jesus has an issue with people who cite Scripture


              I am merely being honest. You are the hostile one, child.


              Please substantiate your claim with Scripture. Thanks.
              Don't Prophesize me. I'm a Christian and I follow God. I don't wish to be anything more.

              How am I flirtacious? Maybe you're just a little, ermmm..."freaky".

              Oh, I could type out the Scripture if I wanted to. But I do not wish to appease immature young men. Sorry. That's what your mommy is for.

              Well, maybe if you wouldn't be so hateful I wouldn't find you angry.

              Why are you so concerned about my age? That's why I never post things about myself, people like you try to look for as much as they can find. Ya know dear, I never post pictures of myself anywhere anymore. There's no telling what disgusting things people like you would do with a picture of such a beautiful young thing like me.

              I'm not going to read the rest of whatever you put. You're awfully redundant so I don't see the need to.

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              • GOD=life
                WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                True Christian™
                • Jan 2010
                • 3263

                #22
                Re: Hello, All.

                Originally posted by GodSaveThemAll View Post
                Don't Prophesize me. I'm a Christian and I follow God. I don't wish to be anything more.
                I have every right and every duty to stand up against blasphemy.

                Please give up the act. You're not a Christian, OK? Even false Christians of practically any denomination can cite Scripture. Even if it's from a corrupted version, it's still some form of scripture.

                I will not respond to your petty insults.

                You have made it abundantly clear that you consider yourself God.
                I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                Matthew 7:22
                Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                • GodSaveThemAll2
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 3

                  #23
                  Re: Hello, All.

                  Originally posted by GOD=life View Post

                  You have made it abundantly clear that you consider yourself God.
                  No, I haven't. You have made it clear that you see me in that light. That's between you and God, my friend. I have nothing to do with your confused mind.

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                  • GOD=life
                    WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                    True Christian™
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 3263

                    #24
                    Re: Hello, All.

                    Originally posted by GodSaveThemAll2 View Post
                    No, I haven't
                    Which Bible do you use? What's your favorite verse?

                    Originally posted by GodSaveThemAll2 View Post
                    You have made it clear that you see me in that light.
                    And I have substantiated by argument rationally. The basis is that a) you refuse to read or accept any Scripture, b) you are self-referential when you talk about God and c) you go into attack mode when you are criticized.

                    Originally posted by GodSaveThemAll2 View Post
                    I have nothing to do with your confused mind.
                    Thank you for not being hateful or condescending
                    I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                    Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                    Matthew 7:22
                    Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                    Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                    Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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