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[Rhys94]

Hey there fellow believers!
My name is Rhys and I am an evangelical Christian living in South Wales, the United Kingdom.
I extend my gratitude to you for allowing folk like me to register and converse with folk like you across the pond.
Heck, I wish my ancestors had made that move to get on the boats and find the New World. Then I could be with you in Landover Baptist worshiping my Holy Socks off!

[Cranky Old Man]

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Welcome to our nice and friendly forum Rhys!

Can you perhaps tell us a little more about yourself? Do you follow the KJV1611 Bible? Are you married? If so how many children? Things like that.

I wish you well, you will be in my prayer. 1 Thessalonians 5:17 "Pray without ceasing"

[Rhys94]

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Welcome to our nice and friendly forum Rhys!

Can you perhaps tell us a little more about yourself? Do you follow the KJV1611 Bible? Are you married? If so how many children? Things like that.

I wish you well, you will be in my prayer. 1 Thessalonians 5:17 "Pray without ceasing"

I am a 15 year old teenager living for Christ!
I proclaim the Bible to all my friends in school!
In response to your question about the KJV1611 Bible, what other versions are there?!
I am the most vocal in our Religious Education lessons, obviously.
I call other so called religions out on their bullshit like them Muslims and the Hindus with their giant elephant. I mean seriously, were they high when they came up with that pile of stinking piss?
Recently, we were having a discussion about abortion and one of my fellow school students said something along the lines of "What if the person was raped?" and I stood up in shock, knelt by this person and prayed for them.
Rape?! Why is that a reason for killing a future warrior for Christ?! Heck, it's not even a real reason! If someone was raped, surely they were asking for it.
Now, obviously, I'm not married so therefore I don't have kids. Legally, I'm not allowed to get hitched until I'm 16.
I was at a convention for Christian men not long ago and they had a segment for teens living their lives for Christ, but it was absolutely disgusting.
The leader was convinced that it was fine to masturbate so long as we had pure thoughts and the image of Christ in our head!
I mean, I don't know what's worse? The idea that he sent to all those now heathenous misled teens that it's fine to beat on their penis or that it's natural to jack off to the Lord. Now, since the Lord was a man, doesn't that make one a homofag?
Alas, I hope this is a satisfactory introduction.
I'm thankful for your welcome!

- Rhys

[Cranky Old Man]

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I proclaim the Bible to all my friends in school!

Why do your parents not home school you?

In response to your question about the KJV1611 Bible, what other versions are there?!

I am glad to hear that! What are your favorite verses?

If someone was raped, surely they were asking for it.

Amen to that brother.

I am sure your parents are proud of you. Psalm 127:3 "Lo, children are an heritage of the LORD: and the fruit of the womb is his reward. "

[Rhys94]

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Ah, my parents sadly cannot homeschool me.
My parents are too busy working at the local Church.
You see, we welcome in the homeless and offer them shelter during the day, and try to preach to their insignificant brains the love of Christ, and if they reject it, we chuck 'em back out!

My favourite verse has to be:
John 3:16
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
My second favourite is:
Revelation 20:15
And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.
Reminds me every time that everyone who has done me wrong will be burning in hell with Satan, cause they sure ain't true God-fearing Christians.

I recently downloaded an application for my Apple iPhone that puts the entire Bible at my fingertips. It really is amazing. I can search by keyword too.
Say I want to tell someone why they're gonna burn in hell, I just type in hell and up come all the verses in the Bible containing hell! Amazing.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Say I want to tell someone why they're gonna burn in hell, I just type in hell and up come all the verses in the Bible containing hell! Amazing.

Yes modern technology can be very useful. I sometimes have a little trouble with technology but fortunately I have sons who can help me with that.

But you have to make sure you do not just search for parts in the KJV1611 Bible. You have to read all of it, cover to cover.

2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"

[Rhys94]

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Oh, I have read it cover to cover many times.
On this application, I can save and highlight my favourite verses.
Handy for when I am trying to Save-A-Sinner.
Every Wednesday night, when Mother is at home cooking dinner, Father and my two sisters spread out around the neighbourhood and pray with those who need prayer and we try and save some sinners down at the HoboHut. We bring Bibles to throw at the Hobos who deny the truth of God!

[Jed_Cassidy]

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Welcome to God's Favorite Forum©, son. From what I've read you sound like the type of boy a True Christian™ would like to call his son.

Keep on preaching God's Word in that God-less country of yours, and you and your family may just stand a chance when it comes time for Rapture (March 4, 2010). Not to mention, if you impress the higher ups around here, you may just get yourself on the waiting list for Project Habakkuk .

[Butch Albright]

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Nice to meet you, young fella! I know it's not the "thing" over in the UK, but have you considered playing FOOTBALL? It is God's favorite sport, and it'd be a great way to help convert some of your less reasonable "friends" at school-You could divide up in teams of believers and non-believers, and when the believers ALWAYS win, the rest would come flocking to your side to join in the victory of Christ! Glory!

Let me know if you need instructions on how true AMERICAN FOOTBALL is played, or anything else! God bless! FOOTBALL!!!

[TheLordSavedMe]

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Hi Rhys!

Welcome to this super cool forum! You'll find yourself coming closer and closer to JESUS everyday you're here!

I'm sorry that you weren't born in the USA and that you have to listen to a false Christian preacher tell you to emm yourself, cuz emming is really, really GROSS!!!

Anyways, I hope you get to be saved so you can go to HEAVEN when you die!

Tammi

[Rhys94]

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Hi everyone!
Thanks for the awesome welcome banner you've put out for me!
I really already feel like a part of a wonderful, loving, True Christian society!
Mr. Butch Albright, thank you for this excellent idea!
What we refer to as football over here is known as soccer over in the US of A, am I right?
I think I shall give your idea a go with soccer, as it's well known. Then I shall introduce American Football, which will surely make me more popular over here as well. I'll have introduced a new game and be the best at it, so people will flock around me. Then I will tell them I will only be their friend if they love the Lord Jesus Christ. Of course, I won't be tricked by any stupid Mormons and will spit on the face of any Muslim that dares to come near me.
Thank you again for this amazing love you have shown towards me.
In Jesus name, bless you all!

[Rhys94]

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Hi Rhys!

Welcome to this super cool forum! You'll find yourself coming closer and closer to JESUS everyday you're here!

I'm sorry that you weren't born in the USA and that you have to listen to a false Christian preacher tell you to emm yourself, cuz emming is really, really GROSS!!!

Anyways, I hope you get to be saved so you can go to HEAVEN when you die!

Tammi

Hi there ma'am.
Thankfully, the evil "preacher" who taught us that masturbation was A-OK, he was not a member of our Church.
When he said such a despicable thing, I picked up my chair, threw it at him and stormed out the room. The man had also previously had a pornography addiction, so it's understandable why he is so misguided.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Hey there fellow believers!
My name is Rhys and I am an evangelical Christian living in South Wales, the United Kingdom.

Never heard of it. Where in England is that? Anywhere near London?

[Petal]

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Never heard of it. Where in England is that? Anywhere near London?

i thinks Wales be like Canada to them pommy folk, Mrs.Sister MM, it be Panada.

[Rhys94]

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Never heard of it. Where in England is that? Anywhere near London?

Wales is a small country just to the left of England.
We have a love-hate relationship with them. Though, there is one thing we very much agree on. We want them damn Muslims out of our countries! They defile our land by building these things known as mosques. Ugh... So ugly.