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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2006
    • 12414
    #16
    Re: Hey there

    Originally posted by Petal View Post
    i thinks Wales be like Canada to them pommy folk, Mrs.Sister MM, it be Panada.
    It's a frozen tundra?

    Originally posted by Rhys94 View Post
    Wales is a small country just to the left of England.
    Now I know you're pulling my leg! The only country to the left of England is Cuba, and even then only just barely!
    Posted via Prayer

    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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      • TheLordSavedMe
        A young lady servicing the Lord
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2009
        • 579
        #17
        Re: Hey there

        Originally posted by Rhys94 View Post
        Hi there ma'am.
        Thankfully, the evil "preacher" who taught us that masturbation was A-OK, he was not a member of our Church.
        When he said such a despicable thing, I picked up my chair, threw it at him and stormed out the room. The man had also previously had a pornography addiction, so it's understandable why he is so misguided.
        That's good that you don't have to listen to a pervert Pastor all the time.

        I can't even IMAGINE what it would be like if a Pastor was all into sex and stuff, that would be DISGUSTING!!!

        Luckily, we have Godly Pastors like Pastor Ezekiel and Reverend Jim Osborne at our church! They are AWESOME!!!

        And Reverend Jim even has special meetings with young women who have trouble not being whores.
        He ministers to them and helps them open themselves up to the love of JESUS!!!

        And he gives me his special Prayer Cloths that he prays over! They keep me from emming myself. He doesn't want me to become a slut, and I think that is REALLY, REALLY sweet of him!


        Tammi


        Girls, do you have embarrassing "problems" with your down there parts like I used to?         Reverend Jim Osborne can help!


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        He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4

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          • True Disciple
            True Christian™ Creation Scientist
            Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
            Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2009
            • 2445
            #18
            Re: Hey there

            Originally posted by Rhys94 View Post
            Hi there ma'am.
            Thankfully, the evil "preacher" who taught us that masturbation was A-OK, he was not a member of our Church.
            When he said such a despicable thing, I picked up my chair, threw it at him and stormed out the room. The man had also previously had a pornography addiction, so it's understandable why he is so misguided.
            Hey Rhys, welcome to our Godly forums!

            The evils of False Christians keep amazing me. You did the right thing throwing your chair at him. I hope you beat the demons out of him. I always love to see young people like you take a stand in the defense of Lord Jesus.
            Sweet Lord Jesus,
            I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
            Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
            Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
            Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
            Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
            Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
            Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

            Amen.

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              • Rhys94
                Unsaved trash
                Under Investigation
                • Feb 2010
                • 15
                #19
                Re: Hey there

                Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
                Hey Rhys, welcome to our Godly forums!

                The evils of False Christians keep amazing me. You did the right thing throwing your chair at him. I hope you beat the demons out of him. I always love to see young people like you take a stand in the defense of Lord Jesus.
                Thank you
                Well, I only stayed around long enough to see the chair hit the old perverted Falsie. The chair leg appeared to hit him square on the temple, so it probably did some good in removing that evil demon that was controllin' him, making him think he could go round preachin' the "Word of God" and telling people to go make love with their hand. Heck, he didn't even use a real Bible. He used something called the New International Version. Sorry, but that fake just ain't good enough for me!

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